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.... .... What?

See, was that so hard to explain?

:::Gets up::: The fuck's a roffle iron?

Let's see Banky vs. CWM drawn out. And Mole's a douchebag.

The fucks a roffle iron?

They should hold off on Bret until they get to Edmonton. If they're really planning on doing the "Montreal screwjob", they should play it out like this: HHH puts Benoit in the crossface, Benoit doesn't tap, Vince McMahon comes out (Huge heel heat) and says, "Ring the fucking bell!" When the crowd realizes what they're seeing, there will be an INSANE amount of heat for HHH and McMahon. Then, Bret comes out to the god damned hugest pop ever, and decks McMahon. The pop for that would be absolutely defeaning. Then, have Sheriff Austin come out and demand that the match be restarted. Match starts again, Benoit wins clean with the Crossface, then celebrates with Bret. But for WM XX, I don't think that Bret OR Hogan should be there. Realistically, where would either one fit in? Bret coming down during the three-way would only put emphasis on Shawn Michaels, not Benoit. I can't see anywhere for Hogan to fit in.

I've got a bunch of them that I use for people's personal rings. My friend who's a boozehound/ drug addict has this ring where there's this trippy music playing and a voiceover goes, "Dude...I'm so wasted....pick up the phone." My friend who thinks he's all artsy-fartsy and deep has "Bittersweet Symphony." My family has "I hate Everything (About You)". The ex-wife has "With or Without You". I used to have so many of them (including the Sanford and Son one), but the more ringtones you have, the faster your battery goes, apparently.

I only count one (which I posted a separate thread to take the heat for), but maybe you're using some of that "new math" they're teaching the kids these days. I'm counting you locking up the Rawmvp thread, only to have Dames override you. I'd consider that a fuckup. I still love ya, Tom.

Angelslayer rhymes with "Wish I was a player."

... ... ... Angelslayer rhymes with "No one's gayer".

Bold prediction: That ending is much better than the crap that rawmvp will feed us. Nicely done, I was amused the entire way through.

"Sir, you have insulted the honor of my lady and you have insulted my honor as well. (Removes glove) I challenge you...(slaps Patrick with glove)...to a DUEL." Penis burns are horrible. The only time I can accept my penis burning is when I've been with an ex.

Can never go wrong with the old Seinfeld standby..."Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)" by Greenday. Also, "Harder Now That It's Over" by Ryan Adams could work...or "Goodnight Hollywood Boulevard" by Ryan Adams... Maybe some Oasis..."Stop Crying Your Heart Out"?

Can someone post that .gif of the Frenchie Dance?

....I so challenge you to a duel.

i thought he shouted 'c'mon baby' I thought it went "Hey!" (One arm straight out to the side) "Hey!" (Other arm straight out to the other side) "C'mon, BA-BAY!" (Flex)

No question...the Four Horsemen handsign.

Ergh. I hated Scooter Girl. Her personality was just borderline annoying at points, like when the groups were divided up by guys/girls, and they were all singing together? She wasn't even singing, she was more interested in dancing for the camera. She wasn't serious about the competition AT ALL. Simon hit the nail right on the head when he asked if she was a comedian with a good voice, or someone with a good voice who was funny.

Sloppy seconds is no big deal for me...but then again, I've had sloppy twenty-seconds, so... Kim? A ho? You take that back, you cad. Also, it's not this weekend that we're going up to the dessert. That'll be in a few weeks when all the women-folk are out of town. THEN it'll be a sausage-fest in the desert.

How stereotypical. "Oh, Arizona! You live in the middle of the dessert!" I'll have you know that the dessert is AT LEAST a half hour away. ...come Saturday night, Spoon, and you can meet Kim.

Nah, he's always been consistent in his disdain for AS being made a mod (of any forum). If Tom get's a hat trick in fuck-ups this week, then he gets a new Escalade with leather interior. And it'll be white too. You get a new car for fucking up? Give Mole an H2, then.

That would only work if you flew out here to play with us, Spoonman.

Kotz for president.

Tomorrow night Extreme Fireball makes it triumphant return to the Miller Arena. We've got teams. We've got Fireballs. But We don't have team names. Any suggestions?

Tom's just upset because he's fucked up twice in two days.