HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Oh, God. It wasn't even my idea to write a haiku. It was Mike and Zed's. I only did it because Z told me Thor and Tyrst showed. I PMed Thoth friday, told him I had to no show because my family moved our weekend getaway up a day, and I didn't get back till late last night. I came on this morning, found the boards down, went into chat to find out, and was told to write something, and Mike gave me the haiku. Oh God, I don't even want the title now. I don't deserve it.

Best reality show was Murder in Small Town X.

Eat my ass honkey. I was gone for two months, so I never got to work my way to the title. Sigh... How many months? 1?

Just let Raven beat Douglas, then let Punk turn heel, attack Raven, and cut his hair.

*shines JL Stable of the Year award*

You don't know who Chris Hero or Trent Acid are, but you paid that much money to steal them?

heh, it can't happen too often that both guys are in a match competing to LOSE a title... Still, at least whoever misses out on the world title shot has something to take home. Unless you write yourself to win both falls... wink, wink.

I enjoyed Hart's spots, but the finish to Hart/Juvi ruined it for me. First off, when Hart hit the Asai moonsault, he was just about to kip up, but stops mid-motion, and climbs to his feet. But when he gets up, he holds the ribs, and sells it from the Asai. That is fine, but then the camera goes to Juvi, then back to Hart, he is holding his knee. Why didn't he just sell the knee from the beginning instead of holding the ribs, even though he was about to do a kip up? Then he hits the Hart Attack, HIS FINISHER, and has the match won, but instead, he sells the knee injury. That's fine. But then he gets a Juvi Driver, but then he KIPS UP, NO SELLING THE KNEE INJURY AND THE JUVI DRIVER, only to get a Juvi Driver off the top rope. I like him. He seems spotty, but I loved the whole Fujiwara Armbar sequence with him and Juvi. But his selling sucks.

Smarks Board Name: HollywoodSpikeJenkins Wrestlers Name: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Height: 6'1 Weight: 225 Hometown: Hollywood, California Age: 22 Face/Heel: Face Stable: None. Tag Partner: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): None Quote: "Hollywood = Ratings." Looks: Caucsian. Medium build. Has dirty blonde hair. Usually wears baggy khaki shorts that reach the edge of his boots when wrestling. Has his wrist and hands wrapped in black tape. Wears shin high black boots, and a hooded sleeveless jacket to the ring. Ring Entrance: (The lights dim down, while a multitude of light blue lights begin flashing from the entrance stage, as "Not Today" by Hotwire starts up. After a few seconds, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins walks out from the backstage area and stops at the entrance ramp, the hood of his jacket covering his head, while he stares at the ground, allowing the crowd time to cheer. White pyro explodes from both sides of Spike, as Spike starts hopping around, getting warmed up. Spike makes his way through the pyro, and starts his journey to the ring. Spike makes his way to the ring, and climbs up onto the ring apron, and steeping through the ring ropes into the ring, and the second he steps into the ring, Spike pulls back the hood over his head, and holds his arms out, doing a little spin. Spike pulls the jacket off and tosses it ringside, and waits in his corner for the match to begin.) Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 3 Speed: 6 Vitality: 5 Charisma: 6 Style: Technical Highflyer. Signature moves: 1. Mid-Rope Neckbreaker (HSJ stands on middle rope in corner, HSJ leaps off ropes, catches opponent in a neckbreaker) 2. I Just Broke Your Nose (Van Daminator) 3. The Last Dance (Superkick) 4. Mid-rope Springboard Back Kick 5. Roll the Joint (Roll the Dice/Test Drive) - sets up the Silver Lining 6. 2 Kick Combo + Knock Out Kick (Opponent is on knees, and HSJ gives them two kicks to the chest, and back up, and give him one final kick to the face.) 7. Tidal Wave (Opponent is in corner, HSJ does a handspring, into a double jump kick to the face.) 8. The Spotlight (Opponent is on shoulders, but HSJ flips them foward, and drops them down with a neckbreaker) 9. Dangerous Wizard (Shining wizard but with a kick to the back of the head instead of a knee) Common moves: 1. Standing Enzuguri 2. Top Rope Hurricanrana 3. Kip Up followed by a Snap Spinebuster 4. Reverse DDT 5. Rocker Dropper 6. Phantom Neckbreaker (Running Neckbreaker.) 7. Old School Expulsion 8. Hurricanrana 9. Springboard Dropkick/Clothesline/Leg Drop 10. Missile Dropkick 11. Lionsault (Asai Moonsault in the ring.) 12. STO 13. Top Rope Crossbody 14. 420 Legdrop (Spinning Legdrop) 15. The Smoke Out (Walls of Jericho/Elevated Boston Crab) Rare moves: 1. Blue Thunder Driver 2. Defying the System (Styles Clash) 3. I Just Broke Your Neck (Opponent is put in a powerbomb position, but with his arms double underhooked (tiger driver), then gets flipped up, but HSJ turns to his side in mid-air, having his opponent in a reverse DVD position, and drops them down in a Burning Hammer (reverse DVD).) Very Rare. Finishers: 1. The Highlighter (Rock Bottom) - Primary Finisher 2. The Silver Lining (Dragon Clutch - Dragon Slepper, but in the position of a camel clutch.) - Primary/Secondary Finisher 3. The Ratings Grabber (Five Star Frog Splash) - Secondary Finisher

I shall be calling the opening promo.

I got to give props to Dragon, as I'm sure it was very close, and I'm still trying to figure out how I actually won a match. Uh huh, I'm back *does a Irish jig* Edit: Oh yeah, and comment on my match. I want to shake off the "ring rust" as you might say it, so help a brother out a little bit.

I have had two ***** matches in my TNA game so far. Four months into it too. 1. Jerry Lynn vs. Christopher Daniels in a straight up singles match. 2. XXX (Daniels/Lo Ki) vs. Lynn/Paul London in a ladder match to blow off their feud.