HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I already called dibs, WC. Sadly, I should *really* change my opening promo now.

They said they gave him his own apartment outside of LA. I doubt they'll bring him in after stealing the doll.

A dime is 1 gram, I believe. So thus, they had more than an O on them.

THE MAIN EVENT - WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. Bruce Blank - Toxxic -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Aecas © vs. Austin Sly - Aecas -=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Grendel vs. Tom Flesher © and Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © - Fleshews -=-=-=-=- HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES Jimmy the Doom © vs. Mike Van Siclen - Jimmy. -=-=-=-=- Bloodshed vs. Landon Maddix - Landon. -=-=-=-=- Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton - Wildchild. -=-=-=-=- Ciro Vitale vs. "Big Country" Martin Hunt - Ciro.

Well...that sucks.

My boss jokingly asked me if we should have a company drug test and I told him not unless he wants to fire me. He likes me, so its all good.

Thank God Dom is gone.

As long as he is okay, I'd laugh at him.

Is Matt Serra the same BJJ guy I'm thinking about?

At least it's not some sort of "Pure rules, let's all shake hands and have cupcakes afterwards" kinda rules - not like Bruce can't cheat *MUA-HA-HA-HA!* Where do you get cupcakes for Pure Rules?

Okay, I call THIS opening promo because it involves a match that I forgot was going to be booked for this show.

Akira is gay.

Marlon was awesome in Dungeons and Dragons.

Lebens a joke.

I'm not.

Opening promo.

If they really wanted to put Sandman and ECW over, they'd have him come out during a DX/McMahon segment and cane everyone.

Personally, I think Muzz is a riot.

Would be easy if most of my friends weren't Spanish and/or Italian.

Fuck England, I wanted Ecuador to win. Now I only have Italy to root for.

I *really* like this. Only good can come from working with Toxx.

I did, but it ended up being a 2k rush job towards the end.

OVW DROPKICK~!

What happened with Nash and the X-Division storyline?