HollywoodSpikeJenkins

They're both hot.

ELM vs. Spike in a War Zone Match at A2A! Book it!

I really liked Smackdown tonight. Benoit/Jordan was fun with all the counters to the crossface and was a well paced match. The 8 man tag was fun, Lashley squashing Nunzio was cool to watch, and I'm digging Orton/Batista/Eddie.

I'm sorry I'm not impressing you. That was my goal, too. From the very beginning, I was like, "Man, I want to impress Bruce Blank. He's a really cool guy and I really care about his opinion." Wait till some more promos come out, douche.

How many shows until A2A?

Not really.

*snaps fingers* Aww, shucks. I should really stop jobbing to people leading up to my title shot. What ever will I do?

Nah, he's just stealing Stubby's. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The RKO I used when I first returned last year was called "The Bad Beat". Mainly because it was an out-of-nowhere finisher that was used by a at-the-time jobber. I think the only person I beat with it was Stryke, on back-to-back PPV's.

You mean apart from the fact that any non-cruiserweight could overpower him, and what he knew about mat wrestling could be written on the back of a postage stamp? Even towards the end of his career Toxx was still only average on the mat, and a proper wrestler could tie him in knots. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You always had a counter to being over-powered or mat wrestling. And if they could counter that, Toxx could counter that counter. It's an endless cycle of not having any real weaknesses.

Looking at that made me realize that I write Spike in a manner where he has no real weaknesses... Shit, It's Toxxic all over again.

I want to see the Joe/Shelly vs. Aries/Cassidy Xplosion match more than Naturals/AMW.

In all fairness, it wasn't a clean job, so that wouldn't hurt you as badly as, say, being squashed by a lower mid-card tag team wrestler. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was suppose to be a clean job, remember? You read the PM I sent you wrong and wrote Flesher interfering.

Toxx, stay off that soapbox. And don't get back on. Sure, I should have showed, but I decided not to. Is that bad? Yes. Does that make me look weak in my World Title feud? No. So, doing the job 1 show after my title program starts makes me look weak? So, I never should have jobbed to JJ Johnson in that Pure Rules match during my feud with Flesher? How about those other jobs I either co-wrote or let the other person write? Jobbing now is going to set up challengers later if (I mean, I could end up no-showing against ELM, according to you) I win the title. You may be considered the best World Champion in the past year or so, but setting up challengers wasn't your strong point. Should this job have happened? Probably not. Did it? Yes. And now I will work around it. Can this set up something with TKO in the future? Did I not just lose to KOJI during my big world title chase while my tag team partner was injured against TORU? Working around losses and building up future matches is what makes a great champion. Not winning PPV main events against no-showers.

Rob Van Job.

Time to put over that Hardcore Champion and such. Bruce Blank is the next RVD! Or Maven. Whatever.

Active and all that jazz.

I wonder if Vince punishing him for speaking out about the toning down of the Cruiserweights has something to do with that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> These cruisers are smart as hell. They aren't allowed to do top rope moves, so they just stiff the fuck out of each other to get the crowd into them.

I started a match, got about 3k in, looked at the card, realized it had to be a hardcore match and I had to go to work. I thought I'd get home in time to finish/fix it after work and send it in, but I was wrong. Jeez, why the hell are you jumping down my throat, Toxx?

She sounded young and female. That's a stereotypical phone-sex worker.

Eh. She didn't really "sound" like a psychic.

The Helen he was talking to on the phone was a 900-sex number. She was charging him for talking to her. It doesn't make sense to be the real Helen.

Yeah....that.... Hey look! I'm feuding with ELM! Let's all forget that Flesher stuff now.

Fixed.

I spit in your hat, loser.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v282/AA_Punk...2010%2001%2005/ I'll have a full write up of the show tomorrow, including all the wrestlers sitting in the balcony to watch Kobashi and how Colt Cabana fears elevators.