Nighthawk

Get Carter had an awesome soundtrack, if nothing else. The mention of The Long Good Friday reminded me of another overrated movie, that being Friday. It's not all that funny, but it probably gets a lot of credit cause there aren't many ghetto comedies around anymore. Don't Be A Menace is superior, though I guess it's not really the same style.

Actually, the British mini series was called Traffik, but close enough.

Here's Hex vs Naz, No Mercy version: Went with the action shot so the parts that didn't look right (Naz's mask, Hex's back tattoo) were obscured.

oh, and Pastor of Muppets

I'm not one to judge a book by it's cover, but... ya, that sucks.

Citizen Kane is only overrated as the default best movie of all time. It's good, yes. But people don't even think about it anymore, it's just the so called best movie ever because that's what everyone says.

There's a major problem with old comedy. Comedy usually doesn't lend itself well to age, and pretending stuff like The Court Jester and Auntie Mame is still great comedy is wrong. You just had to be there, I guess. There are, of course, exceptions. I enjoy old films as much as the next guy, I can even appreciate the kind of comedy where you're not supposed to laugh. But it's not 1959 anymore, and those movies aren't as funny today as they were then.

alright, more: Someone's Alcoholic Father GutSpill Soylent Night Jackhammer Colonic Mechanical Violation Baiting Leviathan's Hook The Burst Warts Flesh Served Cold The Baby Slitters Club

Let's see... Star Wars - some bad acting, kinda corny, nothing unforgivable if it hadn't become literally a religion to some people. Army of Darkness - kinda the same deal as Star Wars, it's good, but it's not the be all end all it gets lauded as. The weakest of the series, in my opinion. Independence Day - not so much anymore, but I'm mentioning it because when it first came out the overration was through the roof. People were saying they were blown away and it was the most amazing thing ever. It was pretty stupid and Will Smith had not fully come into his own as an actor (and he's still not that great) Woody Allen movies as a general rule - I realize a lot of it may be personal opinion, but the guy churns out crap, and lots of it, yet people act like he's some kind of god.

Have you heard the Eminem or the Dj Magic Mike mix of Back in Black I have, both great tracks. There's also a good one by Soulwax of the Beastie Boys' Intergalactic, it's over several instrumentals, and the Back in Black section is top notch. While I'm thinking about it, you can mix a hell of a lot of stuff over INXS' Need You Tonight, I'll throw that in there for coolest sounding too.

For the record, the excuse I used to cancel aol was that my kid needed to go to the dentist and I had to sell my computer. Used it for the regular and high speed versions.

Indeed. You guys wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Happy birthday. I got you some borax.

I want... a Gatorade slurpee with equal parts wild turkey and everclear. Brought to me on a silver platter. With the head of John the Baptist.

I think it might have even been more than 4, I remember seeing Sandler on there quite a bit.

I wonder how Banky feels about being described as this: Hairy as a satyr, flat-backed, with slack, drooping buttocks that rather resembled a pair of dirty rags flapping upon his upper thighs; the skin of those buttocks was, thanks to whipstrokes, so deadened and toughened that you could seize up a handful and knead it without his feeling a thing. In the center of it all there was displayed - no need to spread those cheeks - an immense orifice whose enormous diameter, odor, and color bore a closer resemblance to the depths of a well-freighted privy than to an asshole; and, crowning touch to these allurements, there was numbered among this sodomizing pig's little idiosyncrasies that of always leaving this particular part of himself in such a state of uncleanliness that one was at all times able to observe there a rim or pad a good two inches thick. Well, Banky got that description because he gets the most attention, and is the most dramatic.

I think I liked Critters 3... but I can't tell them apart anymore. Anyway, I'd say Jeff Goldblum in Death Wish. Death Wish is my one of my favorite vigilante movies (beats the shit outta Walking Tall anyway), and Jeff Goldblum is pretty cool too, so him being in there is like "Hey, look at that!" Like the peanut butter and chocolate factor.

I agree with Back in Black. A cool thing about that song is you can mix it against literally anything. Take any vocal track, put it against the Back in Black instrumental, and it will sound good every time.

Zack got that one cause he originally joined as a chick.

If I had to pick right now, yes. But I maintain my title of best dick with a saw sticking out of it.

Well, once I jerked off into a jar for a few weeks until it was full, then left it in the sun for a few more weeks, and that shit got pretty rank. I had a can of soup in the back of the cupboard from 1984, and I mixed that up with the rotten cum, then threw a guy down the stairs and poured it on his face. The smell made me sick and I then puked on him. That was probably the worst. I don't remember exactly what he had done, but it was something with a girl I was seeing.

If you'r the Duc, then who is Durcet, the Bishop, and Curval? If I had to choose, Banky is Curval, Zack is Durcet and DA is the Bishop.

There's already a band called Nighthawk, but it's gospel, so whatever.

And we should pool our resources. I'd like to quit working.

Yes, just don't click on the link with the aol browser.