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Or your other savior, JC. There is not one Biblical verse proscribing female homosexuality. (Not that I would give a damn if there were. "JC" didn't write the Bible and the Bible is not and never has been the pure and undiluted word of God.) If you think otherwise, cite chapter and verse. No, I don't think so. It was just the initial GW line seemed to complement that line, so I said it.

In my dungeon.

or Shotgun Pimp Grip or Marquis de Sade (but pronounce it Sha Day) actually, you could just call the band God the Dog

Rape Guts (play on Grape Nuts... use the logo)

Or your other savior, JC. Note than this doesn't actually reflect any of my views. Just seemed like the thing to say.

Whoa... I never knew you felt that way, Rando. I love you too.

Here's some perversity themed names: Diabolik Demon Dick Jesus Is Cumming Satan's Slit Posthumous Orgasm Count Ejacula Crotches of the Wicked Belialophile Gozer's Groin Soul Splattering Cumshot

I haven't said anything to Eagan except that David Spade sucked. I'm the leader of Bankywood, so Eagan wins nothing.

If you've got too much stuff to write, I can do our segment. Just pm me what you want to go down.

Plus it hurts. Now that I have a picture, there's no need for me to do it again anyway.

Nah, he left on a high note. And look at us still talking about him.

As I've said before, Jeff was a genius. He knew what he was doing.

SkullFuck or, to go the ironic route, Sweet Baby Bitch and the Gay Faggots

Well, I got it, even though the flash was way too bright. As an aside, I have to be hard to insert it, but once it's in I shrink real fast. So you not only get to see a saw sticking out of my dick, but how small I am when I'm not hard. Buzzcock

I aksed DH this, he said you can't under the same account, but you can sign up multiple accounts as long as the email and address are different.

I vouch for Choken. He and New Me were the ones that convinced me to start the cock thread after all.

You're in. You would have been extended a personal invitation to the super secret clique that preceded even this one except we thought you were Prince Paul.

I'm just proud my cock showed up in a thread where I didn't put it. Oh, and fuck this treason.

I had a little problem cancelling AOL, but just cause the guy had a thick accent and I couldn't understand what he was saying. Got it in the end though.

Dead people > live people.

Haha, honestly? Yep, nothing but the truth.

David Spade is a no talent hack. Chris Farley got drunk and said so.

Ok. It'll take about as long as it took me to get a shot of my dick in the first place, but I'll do it.

Do you put out? If needed... I could be Stephanie to your Vince. I bet you're a dude under this Miss Mattitude persona. I don't put out with dudes who pretend to be chicks on the internet. Thats just creepy. I do. In fact, my new official title is The Duc. It's a reference to 120 Days of Sodom, in case you don't know.

Every band says that before every album, and it's never been true once.