Nighthawk

Yes, I've seen you do it well several times.

I can't think of many that I haven't said numerous times before. It's sort of beating a dead horse with me. Let's see... I thought Rage Against the Machine's version of "How I Could Just Kill a Man" was way, way better than the original. It fit the tone of the lyrics much better. If there was a song they were born to cover, that's it.

I've noticed that if you try to find rap lyrics on the internet, from any source, that unless they're actually printed in the liner notes of the album, they're wrong pretty much 100% of the time. This probably has something to do with the type of people who would want to type out lyrics and submit them to a site.

The best flaming is when they think you're complimenting them.

I was on a boat, so it wasn't too hard. I have some other ones where my hair is whipped around in strange, Flock of Seagulls-esque contortions, but that was the good one.

Don't worry, if it gets longer it will stop doing that. You're just in an in-between short and long phase.

It's the lay as much as the length that determines the pageboy. Sort of an extended bowl cut. But you don't have it in the second picture. There you look like Mary Tyler Moore. Mine is more like a majestic lion's mane. It's like six months longer than that now, though.

So anyway, a pageboy is like He-Man's hair. I'm not calling you He-Man, though.

I just named them mature stuff like Boner.

The guy just doesn't know who Paris Hilton is, probably. Also, Mother Theresa's not the most well respected and loved person. She's not that great. Besides, if she's Catholic, by extension Jesus and his mother would be better than her. And Jesus said the best person that ever lived was John the Baptist, so even more.

They had an arcade cabinet of it at my school. That and Asteroids. No quarters either.

I'd rather fuck the family from Oregon Trail.

That's a pageboy haircut.

There should be a porn star called Nightshade.

I thought Baseball was good, but the least fun of the Mario sports titles. Part of that is because I just don't like baseball, though. The multiplayer stuff is true, but Strikers is the best Mario sports game on single player.

The best Yiddish word is schvitz, which means sweat. Because you can say "taking a schvitz" and it sort of sounds like you're talking about taking a crap.

I find it more interesting that Gene said "putz". He was living up to his Jewish name.

By the way, nobody's special.

Why?

I'm sure, baby raper.

I'd hang you on sight, pedophile. The end.

Most folks here could look that bad if they wanted. It's poor decisions in grooming and fashion as much as genetics.

Tell you what, in my experience, if you had dry socket, you'd know for sure. Third worst pain I've experienced, after a dislocated knee and a kick square in the balls.

Even though this was like six months ago, Kosher butchery is where the money's at.

Who?