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I miss my girlfriend who would allow me to do almost anything to her. Girls like that are hard to find.

I had a really horrible DXM trip not too long ago that made me swear off the stuff for a while. It kept making me go back to the worst experiences of my life and relive them again and again. For you HP fans, it made me a appreciate the concept of a Dementor attack much more. I was also watching Boyz N the Hood at the time, and when they shot Ricky and brought him back home and put him on the couch with the baby screaming and everything, it was like it was happening to me. That was kind of a powerful scene anyway, and experienceing it firsthand only fucked me up more.

That makes sense. Thanks. For the record, I don't watch current wrestling unless I'm in a channel surf and something looks interesting, but this pretty much assures that I will never see Smackdown at all.

Who else remembers ABC's TGIF? Weren't those pretty well rated shows? How did that work with Friday being such a bad tv night? I was a kid at the time, so I don't know.

I had this dream last night where Pink was singing at this club and she was naked, except she was really fat. And everybody was throwing tomatoes and stuff at her and she brought in LL Cool J and LL was like "Ok, everybody stop throwing shit." and he was protecting her. And a few people tried to throw bottles but LL kicked their asses, him and his crew, which was a bunch of Mexican Gangstas. And then Coolio came in and he was like "Enough of this, if we want to throw shit, we're throwing it." and he and LL started fist fighting on stage and I came up and fucked the fat naked Pink except my dick was a broken bottle and I cut her all up. Then we all danced in a shower of blood.

Well, if he was Outkast, his previous hits would be "Rosa Parks" and now this is his Stankonia. There's middle ground between unknown and mainstream.

I know, man, I barely listen to the radio at all, and on the offhand occasions I do turn it on, I've heard Trick Daddy's "Sugar (Gimme Some)" like 10 times. It's nice to see him finally getting some recognition, but it's always a little annoying when someone I've liked for a long time finally blows up.

I love it.

Here's a couple more for you guys: Regular me: In the middle of a DXM trip: Yeah, that's my bright fucking orange Taz shirt.

So white women would have the biggest hip hop collections?

That was the result of the weight loss. At the most I was around 250, and I'm now down around 200 even, which is what you see there.

After posting that fake rave picture, I figured I owed you guys a real one, so I swear this is actually me, prowling around in the swamp.

Yeah, you kind of look like the guy in the commercials that says "Can you hear me now?" ... "Good."

My description of Daft Punk's Discovery as an electronic disco record: accurate?

Stop saying something "smacks" of something else.

She has an odd shaped head.

Well, maybe as good as Killing Joke.

I could name some, but they're well known enough that I'm sure you're familiar with them and just don't consider them in the same category. Christian Death maybe... nah, they're not that good.

I took DXM again, forgot what year it was, called a girlfriend I haven't talked to in three years, got her sister, and launched into a conversation like we were old friends.

I wore a dress to school once. Nobody cared.

You can induce that with DXM as well. Very carefully.

While I do like those guys, they are not to be put on a pedestal. I hold the Ying Yang Twins in exactly as much esteem as them.

Helter Skelter.

I was nobody and didn't care.

One about this board. I dreamed that evenflowddt was a girl and Kotzenjunge was dating him, but flow cheated on him and I had to tell Kotz to save their relationship but I couldn't get to his house because I was stuck in the backyard naked.