Nighthawk

The Mass Transit thing was stupid and completely avoidable.

Oh, I can do that. An interested audience is like heroin to me.

No, YOU'RE stupid!

No, you're stupid.

You're stupid.

Hey, I have a hearty dislike for cute and clever shirts as well, I just like these cause they're so offensive they're bound to get a reaction. I used to have this Marilyn Manson shirt that said "I Am the God of Fuck" (which was a Charlie Manson quote, anyway). I wish I still had that one. But, still, the grand champion and shirt that has gotten more reactions than any other shirt I have, is my Twiztid shirt with the Freek Show cover on it.

This is Spoon's best mix yet. I hope some of you have listened to it. Just for kicks, here's a mix of mine. Apples and oranges from Spoon's mix, mine's only about four minutes. Always gotta get your shit out there, you know. http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0X4U1I7...TR3ASKLHL7UCAU6

It's going to be Splenda before long. They're already starting to convert.

I've been so tired I couldn't sleep before, I guess that's sort of similar. As far as fasting... just about 7 days. An endurance test for myself, for no real reason. I waited until midnight on the last day which is why I say about.

Just cunt.

Mole, seriously, Kill Bill is 10,000 movies put together. Which is cool. And if you had the time, you should watch them all.

There is a Hitler shirt in the "world tour" tradition. Get it from panzerfaust.

Well, yeah, but that was twelve years ago.

You believed something Incandenza said? Ok, man...

I want to see Tony Soprano vs Vic Mackey. But Sopranos sucks now.

You have to know me to understand my style.

ND was original, that I'll say. None of the others were.

That's the second time I've seen you use emetic, and you once ironically called me a pedant. Do you sit there with a thesaurus or something? Lita gets me hot, so I want this tape. She gets me hot cause she's a whore though. I don't know how sex with her boyfriend is going to be. Unless he pissed on her or something.

Awesome, worse than hell is back. They took it down not long ago, right when I was ready to get these:

Except me. Because I wasn't here.

If we're mentioning great Dennis Hopper characters, I have to give it up to Lefty from TCM 2. God, that movie is awesome. The only reason I like it less than TCM is you can't appreciate it without TCM, and of course, TCM was first. I'm mentioning the entire chainsaw clan. Leatherface is iconic and untouchable. Having said that, Choptop is the best.

I'm buying the cancer one.

You should go to the black mall. They don't have "mallrats" there. I know you might be intimidated, going to a black mall, though...

You're right about the midget thing. I mean, your talent pool is fairly limited, so I imagine the midgets can set their own demands. On the other hand, I don't know how much of a market there is for midget porn, so maybe they'd have to conform to some conditions if they want to work. Apparently not, from watching the stuff.

George Costanza, Cartman.