Nighthawk

By the way, you know Courtney Love had those journals before they were published. Just saying.

Sorry for COMBO BREAKER'N y2jailbait's invitation of Incandenza's friendship, btw. I'm sure Incy can't wait to get back together with y2.

I listen to Incandenza's radio show every day.

Nick Drake's Pink Moon is a rather cathartic album.

I wear it with my yellow hoodie, blue sunglasses and Laker cap. I'm so pimp it hurts.

They were blatantly wrong about the Bible and evolution as I demonstrated recently.

I have that one too, actually.

Incandenza and I have the same Miles Davis shirt.

Kotzenjunge said that about me.

Truer than you know. The funeral industry's a bigger sham than diamonds. Probably why Costco got into the business, actually.

Do you get a bulk discount? Do they sell them in lots of like, 50? OH YEAH!

You know, there's a musical combo called Project Pitchfork.

That's the only time she ever really looked good.

You like Zeppelin. You'll never, ever be a hipster.

Hm. Apparently Costco sells caskets now. That's interesting.

I'm not sure I understand, father. That means that you are such a good man that being with you is not enough. She wants to be you.

I think we're all forgetting that Dio's Master of the Moon was released this year.

My girlfriend.

I think Banky believes being a hipster is thus: you go into the record store, close your eyes and spin around. You reach out both hands and grab an album, love the one in your right hand and hate the one in your left.

Well, you see... nevermind

Yes, I did notice Banky trying to reinvent himself. It would have worked if there weren't cool people like you and me around, Incandenza. Also, JSYK has attempted to emulate my posting style. Which is impossible.

Your logic was flawed. That should make you feel good about yourself.

Another thing that happened on that same job was that the building was across from a hotel (this was the 10th floor or so), and there was a woman who would change clothes with the window open. Everyone would watch. At first we thought it was inadvertant, but she slowly started becoming more and more lewd until she would dance in front of the window and eventually engaged in doggy style facing out the window. One person was fired for spending too much time looking out the window and not working.

Being a 17 year old shemale is a huge, but erotic, mistake.

Banky is still learning. Be gentle with him.