Nighthawk

This is similar to my music thread except I will say whatever I want. I realized that that time I got bored and left is because I didn't have any threads like these. I would start one in the movies folder except I'm grown weary of movies recently and only watched a couple over the past few months. Even though it's in my name, I don't care if other people say things. One curious thing that happened to me is when I was working in downtown SF, in a medical building. It's my lunch break so I stroll down the street to a 50s diner. Lori's Diner on Sutter, if anyone knows the area. So I walk in and it's a real 50's diner. They've got the posters of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean on the wall, Big Bopper is playing, they wear those hats, the whole works. I sit down and the waitress is a shemale. She looked like Quentin Tarantino in a car hop outfit, and even had that Arsenio Hall shemale voice. Her name tag says 'Promise'. Shemales who name themselves are the only ones who have names like that, as we all know. Anyway I found this such a curious dichotomy that I struck up a conversation. I was sitting at the counter so we could chat at length. It turns out being a waitress in a 50s diner was one of those glamour girl fantasies shemales tend to have. What a fascinating city where such dreams come true. She was leaving that very evening to So Cal to be an actress (ha ha), otherwise I wold suggest everyone dine at the (delicious and reasonably priced, by the way) Lori's Diner and meet Promise the shemale.

It was a sleazy day.

I don't get drunk... but I can name several artists that only sound good when I'm on something. Not many which are good sober and better fucked, however.

The best music store I know is Rasputin's in Berkeley. There's five or six of them, but that one specifically. And just a block away is Amoeba's where the selection isn't as good but they have the best prices I've ever seen. Come to SF just to go there. You can smoke inside if you look cool enough.

Thug Matrimony

I feel like God among insects.

You know, I should get Spoon fucked up, and then fuck him, and then post the video on here. Now that would kill the board for sure.

I wore a sweater today in your honor, Patrick.

Let me acknowledge that a person choosing the actor to play themselves means absolutely nothing as far as the validity of the choice. Allow me a rare Simpsons reference: "It's obvious it should be... Gary Oldman!"

Boards of Canada and Squarepusher on the same show is a good deal, if you like that sort of thing. Which I'm sure most of you don't.

Who cares? Their money's already spent.

Laz sucks, btw.

Seriously though, there's like 10 or 15 acts on there worth seeing.

Sniff rubber cement. It will give you hallucinatory experiences, but not real hallucinations. It will expand your mind better than most mushrooms though. You have to do it for a long time, so in case you tried it in third grade and it didn't work, you were wrong. Eventually you'll look into the bottle and find it empty, and realize you just huffed all that into your brain. Now that's a mind fuck.

There is a part of her body that could have used reduction... but those weren't it.

I don't like Fleetwood Mac at all except for the live version of "World Turning" where they voodoo'd it up and "Gold Dust Woman" is ok. Add them to the list of legendary groups I just don't care for. With Zepp and Dylan.

Kotzenjunge is a Kotzenjunkie. Jesus Christ, man, at least pretend you're not strung out beyond belief.

Cheez Whiz, btw.

So apparently she has many lookalikes, but did any of you actually fuck them or was it just me?

He's right. It's such a jarring contrast it almost ruins it. It should have had no words on it. Just a date, if anything. That would have been the best.

Bow down and worship me, and I'll give you everything the eye can see.

dun dun DUN!

I think that's the first positive thing I've ever read about ICP or any other Psychopathic artist on this board. Esham is one of my favorite rappers, although when he signed with Psychopathic it was a sad, sad day. I prefer to pretend that his career ended the day before he did that. I do like Twiztid, except for those fucking clowns being all over their records. It's god damn frustrating.

Well, she's pretty much a dumb bitch. I mean, she cares about gay people and John Kerry and stupid shit like that. I pretty much fucked her already because I used to know this girl that looked exactly like her, so I don't have that sexual tension.

All fear my sarcastic observations of intelligence.