Nighthawk

We could pick albums for them... that might be funnier.

Good choice, but those were theatrical shorts.

Now THAT is an awesome album (the Lovage one).

Being deliberately amoral is difficult sometimes. I'm definitely glad I'm not attracted to children, cause I'd be like "Well, I have to rape kids, who am I to deny it?" But I also spent most of my teen years actively planning to grow up to be a serial killer, and I didn't do it. Weird how I turned out so nice.

Today, a little girl ran full speed around a corner and smashed face first directly into my nuts. I didn't get turned on at all.

Today one of my coworkers asked me who I was going to vote for and without hesitation I said "Hitler."

Yeah, I feel like shit too, so I'm not going to update this until tomorrow, but I'm still following it.

I'm pleased to notice that I've become more of a mean drunk than a sad drunk.

Alright fine. I seriously did not alter the rules to get better picks. I just got a pm and picked. I'm insulted that you think I would care that much. I also had a few drinks last night. But I really want to do this. We can finish out this round and then start doing serpentine order, I don't care.

Kill. (I ain't jokin', point me to the strippers, BUTT naked and high heels.)

Kill.

Rot. In Fucking Hell. Loser. Are your picks seriously that fragile?

Benefit me? You piece of shit. You piece of fucking shit. I would kill you, legitimately, if I could escape punishment. You don't understand what I said, and you never will, because you are stupid as a godamn sack of shit. I wish you were dead. I want you not to be alive anymore. Your girlfriend dumped you because you're a pathetic piece of shit. If you think you mean anything... anything at all... try it... and I will stomp you into the ground. You pathetic, worthless, disgusting, meaningless piece of shit. I would rather burn in hell forever, than allow you to be alive for one second.

Your girlfriend took another man's dick. I can't have hard feelings over that.

Yeah, I didn't want to do it that way either. I totally wanted to take Shining and TWBB in one pick as I see a huge comparison between them... but here we are.

If it bothers you that much, my next pick is There Will Be Blood. Steal it if you want.

If anybody isn't around enough and gets dropped, Blade2kxx, I'm letting luke-o join in. Call me crazy, I'm curious to see what he picks.

Groucho and Curly were in that?

It is good. I'm a genuine nihilist, but I'm one of the only ones I've met who isn't 15, and also sees it as a positive. It would seriously disturb the shit out of me if there were a god. Belief in nothing is actually really comforting.

I'd give it to Groucho Marx or Jerome "Curly" Howard.

Would definitely have snagged Cosby it if I didn't get Roseanne. Those dvds have come down in price too, that reminds me I might want to pick some of those up.

I was going to take Stripped myself, but I figure Slim probably deserved it more (although I would have guessed Back to Basics).

I would have taken that too. I don't really think they pulled off the twist effectively, it was just kind of there, but I've been compared to Tyler too many times to not love Fight Club. Appropriately, I also come off like him in that book you wrote about me.

This is for all my niggas...

I got pmed, so we can just do it this way instead of serpentine order, I'm cool with that.