Nighthawk

The world was supposed to end. That was kind of the whole point of what I was saying.

The Deadpool picture is pretty much ruined by the captioning. I'm not one to be out and out against captioning, but it sucks like half the time. The Monkey Sword Fight, also made worse by caption. The other two, fine.

Nothing did come of it.

Mormonism is a stupider system of belief than Scientology, but in truth I hate all religion. Mormonism (and Scientology) are at least funny. That's what's wrong with the Jews. Their religion is fucking boring. Yeah, the book might be somewhat interesting, but the Jews ain't shit.

Wild At Heart... I can't honestly say I love it more than Con Air... but I do love it. Anyway, not being sufficiently interested to post in the respective threads, I saw Hulk and The Happening. The former was fine, but not even close to Iron Man. The second was as bad as advertised, but I sort of ran out of steam riffing lines on it towards the end. Some nice trailers. First, Spike Lee's Miracle at St. Anna. That looks good. I'm a big fan of Spike Lee, also WWII and that whole Flying Hell Fish dynamic they've got going on. Looking forward to it. Then, Lakeview Terrace. Save Dark Knight, that's probably my most anticipated movie this year. The whole corrupt cop thing is interesting, but starring Sam Jackson in that just makes it like "Fuck. Yes." I'm all over that motherfucker. It looks hilarious and awesome.

I've seen it before, and jerked off to it before. Course I think she's hot anyway, so...

I know some people worry that yellow won't look right, but my Watchmen smiley is A-Ok, and having seen your complexion, it should be fine. Go for the classic. You'll regret it if you don't.

Shit... Basics were what I smoked when I was broke.

The Young Ones My favorite British comedy show. Fairly dated, but charmingly so. Anarchistic, surreal and totally 80s, which is right up my alley. Also some pretty badass musical guests, ie Motorhead.

And Scrooge wasn't Scottish in the original comics... I also know way more than I should.

Oh snap... she's looking to cheat? Cheat on her first. Perfect. Course then if you were wrong about her intentions, you're all fucked up, like that episode of Zapped!, or the underrated Tim Robbins/Martin Lawrence comedy Nothing To Lose.

As long as it involves someone talking about me, I'd like to see it.

Just hit her. Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?

Your second statement was correct, Kamala, but I was speaking somewhat hyperbolically... but yes, while "Fool On the Hill" would likely be a good theme song for me, it's not even my favorite song on MMT. That would be "Strawberry Fields Forever".

You know very well I do. The correct answer was "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

Are you sure it wasn't just one kind of crust? All the crust?

My favorite Beatles song is a George Harrison tune... can you guess which one?

COPS 20+ years, and I'm entertained by every single episode. That's really saying something. No matter how many shirtless nutcases, prostitution stings, wife beating rednecks, dumbass crackheads, crossdressing truckers, etc etc etc I see, shit never gets old.

Not like you, no. But thanks for keeping on me, it'll motivate me.

Satire.

They got my order wrong at Burger King, so I set a homeless guy on fire. Take that, America.

Hot Rod fans take note: The Foot Fist Way is out now, featuring Danny McBride essentially playing the same character from Hot Rod as a Tae Kwon Do instructor. I haven't seen it yet, but looks good.

Hot Rod may have been the hardest I laughed at a movie ever on an initial viewing. Doesn't hold up quite as well, still worth owning.