Boner Kawanger

I thought Banky was dead? You catch my drift I'd vote for a zombie.

Sez the guy with the rainbows in his sig. Lights. From a rave. That somehow makes it worse.

Sorry Goodear, but I don't care for that language.

This Thread is Future Historic Monument: It contains what may be Team ChokenSault's only victory in the Gang Wars.

I disagree.

-iB- owns Goodear so he attacks Zack's manhood. Way to try and compensate for your lost manlyhoodedness.

Before the masses nominate me, I'm already the President of my Senior Class! I have to organize the best prom EVER! So I'll just go ahead and be flattered ahead of time. You guys are the best! Class of 2005 rules!

In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Exactly. What is the redeemable factor in watching You Got Served?

Everyone liked From Justin to Kelly.

I imagine that while you were typing this, you were in tears. That is okay. It may take a while for some of you to understand that Kotz likes the movie You Got Served. Repeat that to yourself. "Kotz likes You Got Served. Kotz wants a sequel to You Got Served. Kotz does not care if I want a sequel to You Got Served or not." Denial is the first step towards acceptance.

I need to speak seriously with Team Kotzenjunge. I need to speak with David Schwimmer, CWasM, Dids, Slayer, IDRM, Nice Guy Adam, Spiny Norman, Cartman, JSYK, KingOfOldSchool, The Unknown Gunslinger, LotC, Treble Charged, Murmuring Beast, Goodear, and Banky. I need to speak to you all about your leader. It is time for you to see the truth. It is time to repent. Take him down. This is not an act of fear. This is an act of tolerance, as in, I can not tolerate a board that houses a man like this. A man that defends You Got Served. See for yourself. I know that a lot of the members of Team Kotz probably lack basic social skills. That's unrelated to the subject, but they also lack the ability to decipher messages, so I'll make this easier. If you click that shiny link and find a post by your leader in a thread complaining about a sequel being made about a bad movie, he says this: "I see nothing wrong with this. In fact, I look forward to it. Bellyaching about it is like bitching about The Fast and the Furious being a bad film. The point isn't the plot or characters, it's the fucking insane dancing, same as car films." Not only does he defend You Got Served, but he also brings an equally bad movie into play. How can you people live with yourselves? It's bad enough you wear his brightly colored idiocy like a Purple Heart, but now you allow a man who liked You Got Served to lead you? KingofOldSchool, I know how much you hate You Got Served. You said "Ugh." when discussing it. Stand up for yourself. As I look at you now, I see someone who could break away. Take leadership of your team. Be a man. Don't be a spineless sack of shit. This is tearing at your soul, isn't it? In conclusion, there are no witty replies for this thread. Not that any of you are witty, anyway. This is not an attack on Team Kotz. This is a wake-up call. Wake up and see how much your team sucks.

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

That sure was funny five years ago. Go DocCock, go!

Thanks for being gentle.

And that's a pretty worthless prize if it has already been taken, dumb-dumb. Which it hasn't, by the way.

Bringing the total up to negative sixteen.

You're muckin' with the wrong G, pal.

Since this is a "contest", I wonder what first prize was. We'll never know, since, like the founder of the thread, this failed miserably.

I don't think it was supposed to.

Oh, now Mo1K+4M is defending me. I BLEED BECAUSE OF YOU, SPOON. Speaking of bleeding, your buttplug is wearing out by now, I think. When you take him out, tell Jaxl we said hello. Or is it the other way around with you two?

Offhand because I'd guess that wrestling trivia is the only he is good for or good at, take your pick. Good try, but he's not good for or good at wrestling trivia.

Even more sad, you continue to breathe.

You just grouped yourself in with Team ChokenSault, dumbass.

You're not the boss of me. And that comic strip in your sig sucks so much. It's worse than Funky Winkerbean. Oh, my God. It is Funky...isn't it?

GUYS! THAT'S NOT A REAL LINK! DON'T CLICK IT~! Operation Mattdotcom/Screwing Kotz Over is a SUCCESS.