Boner Kawanger

Isn't that what he's supposed to be doing, though?

I trust Uknown Source.

Wario Ware

Paris said the exact same things to Matthew Perry when he was talking about Jacob's Ladder. She either rehearsed it or is so incredibly vapid that she has no idea how to have two different conversations. Paris (Monotone): So the theme this year is scary movies what is your favorite scary movie. Celebrity: Blah blah blah Paris: I've never seen that one I'll have to check it out. Why does she have to be famous?

-iB- trying to be witty is the saddest thing I've ever seen. -------BL-OW-N----O---F-F------

This is Hardcore Discussion without Gang Wars. Is this folder for better or for worse?

Edited for accuracy. edited for accuary is the weakest fad we've had since "INTENSE~!". *waits to be put in place with a hilarious spoof of post* EDITED 4 ACCURACY~! laughing on line, dood.

I bet I could rule all if I was basically in charge of this...but then I'd have to put up with -iB- playing moderator to threads like this. Keep up the good work, guys!

But if I couldn't post, there's no way you'd be able to swoop in and basically reword something I say to someone not on your team and try to insult me with it. Then you'd have to make up some new reason as to why your team got first place. You're pathetic enough as it is. You need me, Spoon.

First off, you walking abortion, they're not "illustrations", they're fucking pictures. Learn how to use Google. Second, anybody who can't find a picture of MR. T on the Internet should be required to wear this special shirt: -BLOWN-OFF-LOL-HYPHEN First up moron, I would've used illustrations anyway. Secondly, it's not that I couldn't use Google, it's just that I was too lazy. That is all. You would've used illustrations anyway? But you're too lazy. You're a liar. Liars go to Hell. You need to review your life and try to save yourself. Start by throwing your computer out. It's a tool of Satan. Good luck.

I would say yes a thousand times. But I saw Raw X.

First off, you walking abortion, they're not "illustrations", they're fucking pictures. Learn how to use Google. Second, anybody who can't find a picture of MR. T on the Internet should be required to wear this special shirt: -BLOWN-OFF-LOL-HYPHEN

Exactly. And from the covers I've seen, I can't wait to see what role Slade plays.

You did it twice... And 'A' and 'U' are on separate sides of the keyboard... And Victoria can't dance.

That's one of the big questions. The continuity in this is pretty loose, though. Just set that before IC.

The movie is supposed to be about (I'm not making this up) a former Marine (HHH) who is now a biker looking for revenge on these guys that killed his girlfriend or some such shit.

Okay. You stink.

Anybody ever import any EarthBound stuff? They should be huge in America, but they work a Japan-based style and Nintendo won't push them like they should. Sure, Ness was in SSB and SSB:M, but he was always overshadowed. You had to go through hell to get him in the first game, and when he wasn't a hidden character, they made him tone down everything. He was booked to be so weak. Now, Donkey Kong, there's a sad story. Throughout the 80s and into the early 90s, Shiggy pushes him as a midcard comedy heel act for Mario to squash while Bowser laid low so the formula wouldn't get old. Then Rare comes in and takes DK under their wing. Nintendo allows it as they're too preoccupied with Sega. Then DK blows up huge and actually gives them a lead in the Console War. Still, whenever they can get their hands on him, he's always booked to be inferior to Mario. Rare sets up a tight continuity for DK, which is promptly forgotten whenever Mario is around. He still has his series, though. DK blows a spot in Donkey Kong 64, though, and the fans are just relentless. They're brainwashed sheep, catering to Nintendo's whim that DK is weak and Mario is strong. Then, Rare gets wooed by Microsoft and DK loses his backstage pull. Now Nintendo is booking him as a midcard face comedy act doing something with bongos. He should've been main eventing. Mario should have passed the torch.

...in bed.

I'll admit Funky Winkerbean is shit, since I hate it. Then when your sig became "omg i done lost my leg and wanna see the dallas cowboy cheerleaders lawl", I knew that some hack had trumped the crappy melodrama that was Funky. If I wrote a comic, the first storyline would be "Kotz loses his fingers in a freak glowstick accident and can't update his sig with shit comics anymore. And he wants to meet the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. The MALE cheerleaders. So he can sex them up. Up the BUTT." I wanna be a writer when I grow up=).

Say what you will, it beats Doonesbury.

A fun time for mom and the kids?

I found it a little strange that a thread for this "big event" comic had yet to be posted. I hope I'm not the only one here that got the first issue. If you didn't know, IC is an eight-issue mini-series written by novelist Brad Meltzer, with art by Rags Morales and Mike Bair. It is a beautiful book, both art-wise and story-wise. It is the story of the Elongated Man's birthday. Every year, his beloved wife Sue sends him out on patrol so she can plan his surprise party. She is assisted by old members of the JLA and other heroes. Both are loved by the team. Sue is even an honorary member. And then she is murdered. The comic is supposed to be not about the mystery of who did it (Elongated Man and his team have their own suspect nailed they think), but why this person did what was done. I really hope I'm not the only person reading this.

Yeah, well...Ripper may be on the team, but, um...he started it... *kicks foot*

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