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That'll make you the Genius. Write a poem.

Egghead was a villian on the '60s Batman TV show, he was played by the late Vincent Price. If Edge does indeed have a part in the film, I don't think it will be that verison of Egghead, probably a thug with that name who gets his ass kicked.

Only if we get to hug and share the at the end...

I don't like your tone you little perv. You try anything funny and I'll chop your balls off, cook 'em, chop 'em up some more, deep fry the motherfucker and feed them to the dog. Seriously though, let's all (Popick, Caboose, myself) work on the show. The more help the better.

Like Popick said, you can still help. When it was decided there was going to be another AAs we thought you were done doing stuff like that so you weren't ask. I'll be helping out with somethings, I want you to help too. This is the type of show that needs more than one person doing it, that's why I'm not involved in a major way; too much work for me. Oh, and you still would have gotten a credit (because I love those little things) no matter who was doing the show. Whaddya say? Considering the AAs is our baby (who's the man I don't know; I guess we both are), we should approve of the person its dating. Hell, we could follow him every step of the way just in case he tries any funny business.

These are going to be the type of games the Spurs are going to dish out for the next few weeks until they start to gel, the players get in their game shape (missed lay-ups, etc), and when Pop finds out which group plays well together. The fact both point guards are now hurt isn't going to help either. They appear to have their free throw shooting in control for now. The fact they had their chances at the end show me its only a matter of time before they break out. As for Nestrovich, he won't get much time if the Spurs keep trailing, especially against a running team like Denver. Pop gets lucky when he has a hardon for a player; I expect that luck to continue here.

The awards weren't going to happen this year, but LPYC asked about them and the other OAOAST Mods started to jump on the idea so I gave whoever (which ended up being Eskimo I think; then Popick decided to help out) wanted to do the show the go ahead. I would of done them again but I didn't want to do everything all by myself. I still don't know what exactly we're shooting for. I wanna say this will be a full show but either I don't remember what I was told, or it still hasn't been decided by Popick if he wants -- or has the time -- to do a full show. If its a full show I might write something, it depends on what Popick's doing. I have something I'd REALLY like to do, but I need to outline it and make sure it wouldn't suck. BTW, Stephen, be sure to give me & Caboose a "Angle Awards Created By" & "Co-Executive Producers" credit.

We are doing ratings. Remember, it's the whole "Give it a number and explain why" style to make thing easier on everyone. You're right. I forgot about that.

The Spurs, not surprisingly, started off horrible. And if you're a Spurs fan, that shouldn't bother you as they've won both their championships (1999 & 2003) after they started off slow. Once the team gels they'll provide trouble. Plus they play better as the darkhorses who hardly get respect. Ron Mercer showed some fire; he looked like he had something to prove. Bill Walton said it best, if Mercer can't turn it around in SA he's never going to. Like some have said, the new Mavs jersey's suck. But they won't be the only Texas team wearing silver (and that was one weird looking silver they wore) as the Spurs will break out the throwbacks for Saturday home games. I can understand the hype LA is getting but I'll wait until they play a defensive team before making a judgement. I don't think they'll win 70+ games or win the title, but they'll provide some interesting games, that's for sure.

I'm not even sure if we're doing ratings anymore -- eh, I'll say a 7. The show felt like it was missing something, maybe that's due to the PPV. Everybody was tired so they took this one easy.

Zack can explain the FOH better, he came up with the name. Its a tongue-in-cheek reference to our careers falling down hill after the OAOAST, much like child actor Corey "LUCAS~!" Haim's did after him and Corey Feldmen (Sp?) stopped doing movies together. Well neither of them have had much success, but you get the point. I'll send my ballot later.

Okay, I don't get that. Was Crystal ever sexist during the feud? I don't really think that would make sense, seeing as she's a face, and being sexist would turn men against her. Did you mean Battle of the SexES, maybe? That would've made a LOT more sense. She wasn't but Calvin was. Riggs was sexist about female tennis players, the other two examples weren't. Either way would be right IMO.

yeah, I prefer the spacing left in too. And I thought you match was good, nothing wrong there. I don't read the matches before I post them (I'll read most of the commentary) so when I cut and post the matches I don't know what's spaced since it all jams together, etc.; I just go with how I'm used to seeing it. The longer the match the worser it is for me if I have to change commentary to PPV format (EX: from Jesse to JESSE). A little more thought into the show. I feel the "batte of the sexist" is one of my best openings ever. I played up past men vs. women feuds while throwing in a little comedy (RuPaul).

It's been a while, but IIRC, it went up against the first Russo/Bischoff Nitro on April 10th 2000. HHH forced Earl Hebner to reverse the decision or get fired. Both ended up happening. Could be wrong but I'm sure I'm right. EDIT: I'm having second thoughts about the date, but I do know for sure it went up against one of the first R & B Nitro's.

Now you're talking. My DirecTV programming guide listed Batman as one of the topics in the 1989 year and it was NOWHERE to be seen. I missed about 3 mins. of the show so I thought I missed it, but when I caught the 1000 replays VH1 show I was surprise to see no mention of it. It got the boot twice! Which is bull because it was a HUGE thing back then. The only time it was mention was in the original "I Love the '80s" where they lised Michael Keaton as a hunk in 1989. The shows are cool though. And I agree with many, Michael Ian Black isn't funny.

I could have sworn it was working, maybe I wrote the URL wrong. You could check it if you want; you have the power. I like the Deadly Game logo. That show has to be from Las Vegas.

Eskimo, I think IZ got a new tagline. You just earned your Mod reactivation Alf. I liked what I read (promos and parts of matches). The guest commentator idea happened on the fly due to the "Jesse going backstage to get ready for his match" angle. I did that angle way too early so I had to add a quick fix without deleting the writers' commentary. Although I think one match got their color commentary cut or re-written for JR. More comments later.

No need now. I appreciate your offer though. Everybody post your feedback in the WWE feedback thread.

Coming out of his locker room and down the hall is the 24/7 Champion, Zack Malibu, alongside Candie. In just a little while, Zack will do battle with a man who knows him all too well, his enemy-turned ally-turned enemy, CWM. Josh Matthews is there on the scene, waving a mic in Zack's face as he walks towards the gorilla position. JM Zack, Zack, if we can get a word. This past Thursday, you were victorious in one of the most memorable OAOAST matches to date. How do you feel after Title Wave, how do you feel about being the 24/7 Champion, and perhaps most important of all, how do you feel about going into not only a title match, but a Street Fight just days after winning the belt? ZM Well, aren't we just the roving reporter. In all honesty Josh, having a match like Title Wave just days before something as big as my match tonight does take something out of you. Add in the fact that there's a title on the line, and you've got that psycho even more motivated than he was before. I mean, he beat down a MONITOR on HeldDOWN~!, Josh. The man was enraged at an inanimate object. This isn't going to be easy. I never expected it to be. All I can do is give 110% like I always do. I'm ready for CWM. JM Candie, your thoughts? CANDIE My thoughts? Truthfully, I'm not comfortable with this situation. Zack went from a one on one match, to a Street Fight where 24/7 rules apply. The belt he holds now is on the line every minute of every day. He's got to watch his back twice as much as he did before. I know Zack, though, and it doesn't even phase him. You can call it cockiness or conceit, but in truth it's confidence. So tonight we're going to go out there, and I'm going to stay behind him along with all the fans in this building, and we're going to watch him prove to CWM that he's the better man. JM Well, what more needs to be said. Zack Malibu and Candie, getting prepared for the 24/7 Title Street Fight, here at World Without End. The fans sit in anticipation, and darkness, as the lights go down for the 24/7 Champion's entrance. The chorus of Zack's theme song, "Bring Me To Life" brings the crowd to life, as well as the champion's entrance. As per usual, Zack and Candie come out and pose on the stage, as golden sparks shoot up from either side of the stage. Suddenly, without warning, Zack goes falling forward onto the raised rampway, and Candie turns, then backs off, as CWM has attacked during his opponent's entrance! Weilding a steel chair, CWM chases Candie away, then stands above Zack, bringing the chair down on his back as he goes to get up. COLE What a coward! He can't go face to face with Zack, he's got to attack him from behind! CWM tosses the chair aside and then pulls Zack up, dragging him towards the ring and then hurling him over the ropes, into the squared circle. The referee calls for the bell once both men are inside, and this contest has now officially been started. Zack, still with the 24/7 Championship fastened around his waist, gets up to his feet, but has the belt ripped from around his waist by CWM. Zack turns around, and CWM delivers a beltshot...that misses! Zack ducks the beltshot and runs to the ropes, bouncing off and then diving at CWM, taking him out with a flying forearm shot! Zack picks the belt up and positions himself to deliver his own beltshot. CWM gets up, but sees what Zack has in store, and instead takes the high road and slides out to the ringside area. COACH Look at that! He's running scared now that he's face to face with Zack Malibu! Zack slides out after him, having left the 24/7 Title to the referee. Malibu spins CWM around, right into a right hand that sends spit flying from the mouth of the Cobain worshipper. CWM stumbles upon the impact of the shot, and Zack pulls him up by the arm, not letting him fall, and sends him careening into the guardrail, pushing the safety barrier back a few feet and sending some fans backwards as well! CWM groans in pain, as Malibu stays on the attack, pulling CWM up from where he sit, and sends him across ringside, crashing into the other guardrail! COLE If Zack keeps it up, he'll turn CWM's spine into jelly! Those rails aren't padded! Zack slowly walks over to CWM, staring at his fallen foe, as if he's stalking him. Zack pries him up from the concrete floor of the arena and drags him towards the ring by his hair, rolling him back in under the bottom rope. CWM starts walking on his knees, his back hurting him badly in the early going. Zack props himself up on the apron and waits on CWM to get to his feet, then jumps up and uses the top rope as a springboard, soaring into the ring and nailing CWM with a missle dropkick! Zack goes for a pin here in the early minutes of the matchup, but CWM is not having it, and kicks out of the attempt. Zack picks CWM up, and tucks his head as he wraps CWM in a front waistlock, then rams him backwards into the corner, ramming his back into the turnbuckles. CWM cringes in pain, as Zack grabs him by the collar of his cutoff Nirvana T shirt and rips at it, tearing the shirt right in half and exposing CWM's torso. Without the shirt to protect the blow, Zack comes down hard with an open hand chop, the blistering THWACK! filling the air in the arena! CWM tries to move away from the assault, but Zack holds him in place, not allowing him to go anywhere. Once again, Zack uses a stiff chop, the red welt visible on CWM's chest. Fans chant "WHOO~!" for the man who has become synonomous with the chop, Ric Flair, as Zack responds to them with a "WHOO~!" of his own, drawing applause from his fans. Zack takes CWM by the arm and tugs him out of the corner, but CWM reaches back with his right arm and grabs the ropes, preventing himself from going. Zack turns back to CWM, but catches a knee to the gut, and then CWM switches off with him, tossing him into the corner and beating him down with closed fists, catching Zack right in his forehead. CWM starts choking Zack with his boot, driving the sole of his foot into his throat, and the referee can do nothing about it, as it's perfectly legal in this match. CWM stomps at Zack, forcing him down to the mat, and then kicks him out to the floor, under the bottom rope, before tearing off the remains of his T-shirt and then following suit. COACH They're headed back to the floor, MC. I'm not sure any good can come of that. CWM slides out, and walks over to the timekeeper table, swiping the ring bell from him! CWM then turns back towards Zack and heads for him, bell in hand. Zack makes it to his feet, leaning over the apron just next to the corner post, and CWM comes running at him...WHAM! CWM takes the shot...AND ZACK DUCKS! The impact of the bell against the steel post stuns CWM, the impact vibrating through his hands, and he walks right into Zack, who snaps him over to the floor with a suplex! CWM cringes in pain, and then rolls onto his stomach. He sees that Zack noticed the ring bell on the floor and when Malibu goes to pick it up, CWM springs up to his feet and charges forward, tackling Zack right into the guardrail, knocking fans over in the process! CWM pulls Zack up and lifts him, then crotches him on the guardrail! MC That can't be comfortable. CWM reaches over the railing and steals one of the now empty chairs, drawing the ire of the fans. CWM taunts them with a chair in threatening fashion, as Zack is still perched on the railing. CWM rolls into the ring, then steps out to the rampway, and LEAPS OFF, coming down across Zack's skull with the chairshot! Zack falls off the railing, into the fans, a cut now opening up on his head! CWM climbs over the railing, shoving fans out of his way, as he brings the end of the chair down into Zack's gut several times, and then tries choking him out with it! Zack does his best to fight, but CWM stops on his own accord, tossing the chair aside to go for a pin. The referee hurries over, but Zack kicks out, getting a shoulder up despite not being in the best of shape. CWM stands up, looking for another way to torture his bitter enemy. He pulls Zack up and hurls him over the guardrail, back to the ringside area, and then climbs over the railing himself. One fan mouths off to CWM, and CWM calmly turns to him and knocks the guys beer all over his shirt! CWM then turns to Zack and picks him up, taking him by the head and ramming him facefirst into the wall of the raised rampway. Zack is stunned, but before he can fall to the floor, CWM picks him back up and turns him around, delivering a Russian Legsweep into the wall, cracking the back of Zack's head! CWM then rolls Zack back into the ring, as he goes digging under the apron for more plunder. CWM comes pulls out a table, drawing a crowd pop, but leaves it on the floor. He tosses a trash can into the ring, and also digs up a length of chain that he clutches as he rolls into the ring. Zack is crawling on his hands and knees, trying to catch his wind, as CWM stands over him with the chain, and then wraps it around his neck, pulling back! Zack tries to fight off the choking, pushing himself to his feet and running backwards, sending CWM crashing into the corner, but it only momentarily stuns him, as CWM keeps the chain wrapped around Zack's throat. Zack walks away from the corner, not able to go very far, as he tries pulling the chain off of him at the same time CWM is wrenching back with it. Zack is able to turn to the side, elbowing at CWM, and then grabbing him quickly and taking him to the mat with a back suplex that breaks the choke! Both men lay on the canvas, as Zack is coughing and gasping, having had the air taken out of his body. Both men get to their feet, with CWM getting a quick knee to the gut to maintain offense. He sends Zack into the corner, but in mid-run Zack slides down to the canvas, popping back up to his feet and running at CWM, nailing him with a forearm shot! Malibu pulls him up to his feet, and sends CWM into the corner hard, then following up with a corner splash! Before CWM can take another breath, Zack takes him and whips him into the opposite corner and goes running right after him, again flooring him with a splash in the corner! CWM goes stumbling forward, out on his feet, as Zack reaches down for the chain that CWM used on him. Malibu wraps it around his fist, and then LEVELS CWM with a punch! Zack goes for the cover, but CWM is not KO'd, and gets a shoulder up at the last possible instant! Zack stands up, letting the chain unravel but still keeping the end of it wrapped around his hand. He rolls CWM onto his stomach, and then Zack takes the length of chain, and starts whipping CWM with it! CWM yells in agony as the metal links crash down on his back, but Zack is relentless, swinging harder and harder with every whip! Zack then swings the chain in the air, looking out to the crowd wild-eyed, as they encourage him to even the score with his foe. Zack goes down to pull CWM up in a facelock, but CWM shoves him away out of desperation, then pops up with a back elbow that catches Zack right in the chin. CWM whips Zack into the ropes and then uses a back bodydrop, but Zack floats over with the move, landing on his feet and then running up behind CWM with a waistlock, trying for a German Suplex...Reversal by CWM...GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE TRASH CAN BY CWM~! The referee makes the count...TWO COUNT ONLY! CWM gets up, and tosses the crunched up can to the outside, but then picks up the lid and smashes Zack across the head with it as he's getting up! CWM goes for another pin, but another two count is what follows, as Zack refuses to be beaten here tonight! COACH He just bent that lid over Zack's head! MC Lucky for us, it didn't get him very far. CWM stands up and then starts booting the boots to Zack, with the OAOAST franchise trying to roll away from the assault. CWM doesn't allow him off that easily though, and picks him back up, standing facing the corner and lifting Zack up onto his shoulders for a powerbomb...BUT ZACK FIGHTS IT! Zack pounds away at CWM's forehead, wounding him enough that he loses his grip, and Zack floats backwards off his shoulders and back to his feet...OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! MC That did NO favors for CWM's back! CWM crashes upside down, and then slides down to the mat, as Zack lay down, using this moment to rest himself. Malibu gets up to his feet, and looks down at Candie, motioning to her for something. The camera pans to ringside as Candie turns the corner, and reaches for the table that was pulled out from under the ring earlier! Candie slides the hardware into the ring, and Zack pulls the table up, setting it on it's legs in the center of the ring. Zack goes and takes CWM, pulling him up off the mat, and then taking him and ramming him facefirst into the table, then throwing him on it. Zack then fires off punches to keep him at bay before going over to the turnbuckle, drawing interest from the crowd, and then climbing to the top rope. COACH What's he got planned here, Cole? MC Couldn't tell you, Coach. I'm not a member of the psychic friends hotline. Zack goes up to the top rope and balances himself, looking down at CWM laying prone on the table. Malibu leaps off, and comes crashing down with the Hang Time Legdrop, sending CWM crashing through the table, wood splintering in a million pieces! COACH Did you see the height on that legdrop!? MC That's why it's called a Hang Time legdrop, Coach. COACH No way. You know why it's called a Hang Time legdrop. MC That too. COACH And you call yourself a journalist. The move takes a lot out of Zack too, as he's slow to go for the cover on his rival. Slowly, he covers CWM, and the referee does what he does best...BUT DOES NOT FINISH THE COUNT, AS CWM GETS A SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! COACH What are these guys going to have to do to each other? MC I'm honestly afraid to ask that question. Zack gets up off of the pin attempt, and starts clearing the ring of some of the debris. He picks up one of the larger pieces of shrapnel left, and then pulls CWM up to his knees, bringing the piece crashing down across his head! CWM slumps back to the mat, and Zack goes for another cover, but DOESN'T GET THE WIN, as CWM once again kicks out of his try! Zack once again pulls CWM to his feet, but CWM, with a burst of adrenaline flowing through his veins, knocks Zack's hand away and kicks him in the gut. CWM grabs him in an inverted facelock...POLLYCUTTER...NO! Zack shoves CWM off...INTO THE REFEREE! The ref and CWM collide, but both are still on their feet, just dazed. CWM turns around, and Zack blasts him with SCHOOL'S OUT...NO~! ZACK NAILS THE REFEREE RIGHT IN THE MUSH! COACH YO~! The referee crumbles, and CWM hasn't seen it so he quickly rolls a stunned Zack up with a schoolboy, but there is no one to count! After several more seconds pass than it would usually take, CWM releases his rollup, and then turns to see the referee laid out. The man who idolizes Kurt Cobain walks over to the ref, pulling him up by the back of his shirt and lightly slapping him, trying to revive him, but nothing doing. CWM then lifts the referee up in press slam position, walks towards the ropes...AND HURLS THE REFEREE INTO THE ROWS OF FANS~! COACH DOUBLE YO~! MC HE JUST HURLED THE REFEREE INTO THE CROWD! The flying official takes out several people, but security is quickly on the scene to help the man, and any that might have been hurt. Candie even hops the railing to make sure everyone is OK, as CWM backs Zack into the corner, choking him and then kicking him down. CWM then backs up to the far corner, and goes running across the ring, slamming a knee into the side of Zack's head! Malibu lay in a seated slump in the corner, as CWM plays to the crowd, drawing a jeer from everyone in attendance. Suddenly, "Hold Me Down" by Tommy Lee, the official HeldDOWN~! theme song hits, and out from the back emerges General Manager Tim Moysey~! The crowd pops wildly as Tim weilds a microphone, and CWM turns, mocking his former in-ring foe from the ring. Tim stands on the stage, and waits for his music to fade out, then begins to speak. TM I bet you're real proud of yourself, you son of a bitch. CWM nods his head, and when he does, the crowd let's him have it. TM Well you know what, there's nothing I can do about that. The 24/7 Title states that anything goes, and unfortunately that would include referee tossing. The crowd boos, and CWM turns around to all four sides of the arena, telling people to shut up. TM However...if I let you and Zack stay in that ring without anyone to be a troubleshooter, let's face it...you'll kill each other. COACH He's got a point, Cole. This match is based on pure hatred. TM So, we all know that recently I've contacted every contracted HeldDOWN~! superstar about their status. Both myself as a GM, and you as a member of the roster know that we are in the middle of a heated ratings war, and we need the help of everyone at our disposal. CWM shrugs his shoulders, shouting "So what?" at Tim. TM It just so happens that one person decided to meet with me recently. So recent in fact, that it was earlier tonight. We did our business, but then saw what you did to the official on the monitor, and my first instinct was to send Charlie Hoss out here to drag your ass backstage by your stringy, dirty hair and let him take care of you his way. I don't think that would have been pretty. CWM now takes a few steps back and mouths "Bring it on" to Tim. TM But then I realized, hey, I'm the guy who inducted the 24/7 Title. I'm the guy who made the ruling that there would be no rules. What kind of a GM would I be if I went back on my word, right? So, this match is still underway, this match WILL CONTINUE, and it will be with a new official. In fact, I think we should get him out here as soon as possible. The crowd cheers, and then goes silent, as the lights go out. CUE: "Cochise" by Audioslave, and the ensuing crowd pop. COACH COLE, it's..it's.. MC It's CABOOSE! Indeed, Caboose comes out, clad in a zebra shirt, as the crowd goes wild. CWM stomps and kicks the ropes as Caboose comes walking down the aisle, his face as stoic as ever. CWM turns back to Zack Malibu...AND GETS YAKUZA KICKED RIGHT IN THE NOSE! Zack hooks the leg, and Caboose rushes into the ring for the count...ONLY 2 3/4 COUNT! CWM KICKS OUT! Zack looks up at Caboose, who holds out two fingers, as if he need to remind Zack that he hasn't won yet. Zack looks at the newly named special referee with a confused look, as he's not quite sure about Caboose's agenda tonight. Zack reaches down for CWM, but CWM grabs Zack by the legs, and slams him to the canvas. Still holding onto the legs, CWM turns so that his back is turned to the entranceramp, and slingshots Zack up, catapulting him over the top rope and to the ramp...but Zack lands on his feet! Zack turns CWM around, but CWM nails him with a sucker punch to stun him, and then runs to the far ropes, bouncing off...NO HANDS DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO ZACK! Zack falls to the rampway, and CWM rolls off of him, crawling back over while on all fours and nailing Zack a few times with shots to the head. CWM picks Zack up and leads him by the head up the rampway, stopping at the top of the ramp and ramming his head into a piece of the World Without End set! Caboose starts following them down the ramp (it is falls count anywhere, you know) and Candie follows shortly behind him, as the two combatants disappear backstage! CWM takes Zack by the head, and goes to ram him into a wall, but luckily Zack puts his foot up, and sends CWM's face smashing into the wall! Zack then leads CWM around by the hair, but CWM knocks his hand away, and when Zack turns to him, he rushes him, ramming him backfirst into another wall! He pulls Zack away, and puts him in standing headscissors position, as OAOAST staff scatter. CWM lifts Zack up, and POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE CATERING TABLE~! COACH Did you see that! He just cost us a post-PPV meal! MC Well at least you're concerned with food rather than women this time around. COACH Hey man, I like my meals, and I like my candy. MC Uh, was that some type of pun? Because it didn't really work. COACH Damn. CWM kicks the bowls, trays, and food away, then pulls Zack back to his feet, as Caboose watches on, ready to make the count when necessary. CWM drags a weary Zack around, and then tosses him through an exit door, following behind him! MC They're taking this thing all over! COACH Right now, it's CWM taking Zack everywhere! The fight has now spilled out into the back parking lot of the arena, and as Zack is trying desperately to push himself up, CWM comes running and punts him in the ribs, knocking him back to the floor. Candie screams for Zack to get to his feet, and CWM turns to her and tells her to shut up, as he continues to stalk the champion. Zack gets up and staggers around, and CWM grabs him once again, this time carrying him to the hood of a car and slamming him headfirst into it! CWM throws Zack up on the person's hood, and chokes at Zack, ensuring that he'll stay there. CWM then goes over to the minivan parked next to the truck, and walks up the hood, climbing onto the roof! MC What on earth is he doing? CWM stands up on the roof of the van, looking down at Zack sprawled out across some unknown person's hood. In an instant, CWM DIVES OFF THE MINIVAN WITH AN ELBOW SMASH...AND MISSES! ZACK ROLLS OFF TO THE GROUND! COACH DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD!? CWM hollers in pain, holding his elbow, which has left a large dent in this person's hood. He too rolls off the hood and to the concrete, as Zack quickly gets up, trying to get on offense once again. He picks CWM up, and then snaps him overhead...SUPLEXING HIM ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR! MC Look at THAT dent! CWM groans in pain, laying on the hood of the car. Zack pulls him off of that car, and holds him by the arm...THEN SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE DOORS OF ANOTHER NEARBY CAR! COACH He just Irish whipped him into another car, Michael! I hope these people are insured! CWM falls down to the concrete, as a sweaty, bloody, groggy Zack makes his way towards him again. He pulls CWM up, but CWM goes low, punching Zack in the midsection...AND THEN SMASHES HIS HEAD THROW THE CAR WINDOW~! MC Oh my God. Candie shreiks in horror, as Zack's body is half in the car, half outside of it. CWM buys himself sometime, and then stands up, pulling Zack out, and giving the crowd, Caboose, Candie, and all the fans watching at home a sick visual of Zack's cut and bloodied face. Candie puts her hand over her mouth, and then CWM goes on step farther, sending Zack Malibu crashing facefirst THROUGH THE BACK WINDOW OF THE CAR! MC Stop this. Tim, someone, if you can hear me, get out there now before he kills him. CWM picks Zack up, holding him by the hair and showing his crimson mask to Candie, who needs to turn away from the sick sight. A white Mustang is parked behind this car, and CWM takes Zack's face and smashes it into the hood, blood splattering all over the hood of the car. COACH I can't watch this Michael. A door bursts open, and Tim Moysey and Charlie Hoss come charging out, with Tim shouting "What are you doing". Sickened by the sight of Tim yet again, CWM takes Tim and tosses him down. Charlie Hoss, there for backup, goes to tend to Tim, and tells Caboose to do his job. Candie yells for CWM to stop this, but the rampage continues, as CWM takes Zack and tries to ram his head into the Mustang again, but Zack is miraculously able to block it, and sends CWM's face into the hood! MC He's still in this, Coach! Zack crawls up onto the hood, pulling CWM up with him and slamming forearms across his back. Zack takes CWM in a facelock, and snaps him over...SUPLEXING HIM ON THE WINDSHEILD! COACH He just cracked the windsheild of that Mustang, Cole! MC For the love of God guys, one of you just get the win. Zack lays on the hood, while little pieces of glass fall from the windsheild that CWM rests upon. CWM tries to pull himself up, but has to roll over to push himself up off the glass, and when he does cuts all over his back are visible from the windsheild shrapnel. Both men are bloody, gasping for their last breaths, as Zack gets up, grabbing CWM by the hair, but suddenly getting backdropped over him, landing onto the roof of the car! COACH They're going to destroy everything in their path in order to destroy each other! Zack rolls off the roof, down the trunk, and catches himself before he falls on the concrete. Caboose asks if Zack is OK, and Malibu basically shoves him away, walking around in a daze, leaning himself against another car for support. CWM, an equally bloody mess, comes slowly stalking over to Zack, coming for him as he rests, but Zack gets a boot to the midsection on him, and then grabs him by the arm, sending him into the flatbed portion of a truck...but CWM counters, and Zack goes crashing into the side of the truck hard, his body smacking against the vehicle! Zack stumbles forward, and CWM, in a last bid for a win, grabs Zack... AND HITS A POLLYCUTTER ON THE CONCRETE! MC Oh my God, Zack! CWM rolls the lifeless body of Zack Malibu onto it's back and lays across him for the pin, not bothering, or maybe not even having enough strength to hook the leg. Caboose gets down to the ground, slapping his hand on it once... TWICE... THREE TIMES. GMC Winner: CWM via pinfall in 18:09. CWM wins the OAOAST 24/7 Title. COACH I cannot believe what we just saw. In the arena, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" starts up, and just as soon as the match is over, Tim Moysey, Candie and Charlie Hoss come over to look at Zack. Caboose raises CWM's hand, signalling him as the winner of the bout, and the new 24/7 Champion, but then disappears quickly, not aiding either competitor. Caboose backs up slowly and then goes to exit, bypassing medical personnel rushing out with stretchers for both CWM and Zack Malibu. MC Fans, what we just saw, I don't know if we can even classify that as a wrestling match. What we just saw were two men who HATE each other, to the point of inflicting serious bodily harm on each other in order to win this contest. Our thoughts right now aren't even with the fact that Zack Malibu has just dropped his newly won 24/7 Title, or that CWM is now the new titleholder. We've got to be concerned with the well-being of both of these men, like them or not. COACH Imagine how Tim Moysey must feel. After just announcing earlier, in this very match, that he was trying to unify his HeldDOWN~! roster and draw back all his contracted stars, he suffers this setback. You and I have seen both of these guys go through hell in the past, Michael, but what's going to happen come Thursday? MC I doubt cuts and bruises would break Zack Malibu's pride, and I doubt that that sadistic son of a bitch CWM would miss the chance to do something like this again. It's a question that we won't be able to answer until this Thursday, but we do know one thing...right now we have a new 24/7 Champion on the HeldDOWN~! roster, CWM.

I have everything now I think. Calvin sent me a PM with what I assume is the match, but I haven't had the chance to check it for sure. The show could of been ready now but I'm having to do EVERYTHING all by himself and it isn't easy.

I have everything now I think. Calvin sent me a PM with what I assume is the match, but I haven't had the chance to check it for sure. The show could of been ready now but I'm having to do EVERYTHING all by himself and it isn't easy.

Damaramu is sitting in his locker room in street clothes watching old tapes of his own New Japan matches. DAMA I should've gone for the submission there..... Suddenly the door flies open and a very angry Ryan Smith walks in staring a hole right through Damaramu. RYAN Get on your feet you son of a bitch! Damaramu and Smith are now face to face staring into each other's cold eyes. RYAN If you think jumping me last week proved anything...... DAMA I wasn't trying to prove anything Ryan. I was trying to hurt you. RYAN Well you obviously failed at that...because here I am, face to face with you. DAMA Oh really? Because that's not what I heard. I was informed that our match next week is off because of your neck. RYAN What do the doctor's know? I'm standing aren't I? I can still fight! I can still wrestle! And that's what I'm going to do on Thursday...WRESTLE. I'm a wrestler dammit...and you...you're just a punk with an attitude. DAMA Big words from the man that I pinned back in college with no trouble at all... RYAN That is in the past! I've improved since then...improved enough to beat you. I seem to remember you running away from New Japan...yes I remember reading that in a "dirt sheet". You couldn't win the World Heavyweight title so you tucked your legs and ran to America. Well guess what? You're a coward. A complete coward. I hear you come out here and spout off that you're the worlds greatest wrestler and that you're here to change everything and be the best ever. That's laughable. You couldn't even beat the best that Japan had to offer. What makes you think you can beat me? The best that America has to offer! DAMA Well you see Ryan I find your comments very funny....because if I remember right it was you that was laying on the mat last week with a possible broken neck. RYAN My neck is fine..... DAMA Then prove it. Take your shot right now. We don't have to wait for Thursday. RYAN That's ok Dama....I'm a wrestler. I do it in the ring. I'll see you on Thursday. DAMA Ok...I'll be waiting....to break your neck. Ryan starts to walk out and turns his head back to Dama. RYAN We'll see....we'll see..... Ryan leaves and Dama begins to chuckle a little as he goes back to his TV. Only this time he puts in a tape of Ryan Smith's best matches and begins to intently watch.

Beckett was one fire tonight. NY had their chances but couldn't buy a hit off of him. The Marlins owner may be an asshole, but I'm happy for the players and Jack. Now the real fun begins -- who gets canned by George.

These are the matches I have: Jay vs. Mike Darring Black/Jailbait vs. Jesse & ? DA vs. Cappa Flaire vs. Summers I know the status of Calvin/Crystal & Zack/CWM; I'm pretty sure LPYC is writing a match so I know what he's doing. Matches I need to know the status of: Blurricane vs. PRL Shuffle vs. G-Money Axel vs. Panther Ragdoll vs. Mad Matt Try to have everything to me by tonight, tomorrow afternoon at the lastest.

dan black/jailbait vs. jesse "the body" ventura & ? JR It's been good having Jesse back alongside me tonight- but he's left now to compete in a match which could have huge ramifications on the OAOAST. Let me just run down the events of the past week -- Jailbait, desperate to free himself from Dan Black's power, has agreed a deal with the devious IntenseZone supremo. If he can pin Jesse Ventura and get the win for his team, Dan will let him go free without the threat of returning to jail (where he was sent by Black in his previous guise as Mystery Eskimo in a Jailhouse Match earlier this year). In addition, if Jesse can pin Dan Black, he will be re-instated on the commentary team alongside myself, thanks to Stephen Joseph's ruling that was saw earlier tonight! Now, many people have expected SJ to tag up with Jesse and make his official in ring return, but with the attack by…well, I can't even bring myself to say his name, I'm so sickened, but with that attack, SJ doesn't look to be in any condition to compete. So, who does Jesse have to help him out? Phew…have you got all that, fans? Well, its time to go to the ring! Gary Michael Cappetta is on hand to deliver the introductions. GMC Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a special tag team challenge match. Introducing first… "How I Could Just Kill A Man" blasts out, and Y2Jailbait bounces out, a serious look on his face. GMC From Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205lbs…WHY….TOOOOOO…..JAAAAAILLLLLBAAAAAAIIIIIT! JR Jailbait is a changed man since his short spell in the big house, and he wants the chance to make his own way in the OAOAST, free from the clutches of Dan Black! But tonight, to do that, he has to tag with that very man, get on as a team, despite Black physically assaulting him just two weeks ago! Jailbait slides into the ring, getting a good reception from the fans, and bounces off the ropes, warming up, as his music cuts. "Quiet" creeps over the sound system, and floods of menacing black smoke pour out of the entranceway. Blinding bursts of white pyro fire in the smoke, until "Ice Heart" Dan Black finally emerges, head down, standing amidst the smoke. GMC From London, England…at 240lbs…he is the IntenseZone general manager….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BLACK! Black walks through the smoke and down to the ring, soaking up the crowd heat and grinning smugly. Dan climbs into the squared circle and smiles at Jailbait, offering him a handshake that the New Yorker ignores. GMC And introducing their opponents…. "Welcome to the Jungle" blasts out, and Jesse Ventura just comes sprinting down the aisle! Gary Cappetta drops his mic with a THUNK and leaps out of the ring as Jesse slides into the ring and nails Dan Black with a lariat! The bell rings to start the match as Jesse is on FIRE! * DING DING DING * Jailbait rushes over, but gets scooped up into a SPINEBUSTAH! JR BAH GAWD! JESSE! VENTURA! VENTURA! GAWD! MAH GAWD! Ventura starts to put the boots to Jailbait, but Dan Black is up and cracks him across the back of the head with his elbow. Black pulls Jesse away from Jailbait and whips him across the ring, but Ventura shoulderblocks Dan to the mat as he bounces back! With both men down, Jesse takes time out to strut and pose, a grin on his face! JR JESSE! Don't showboat! Don't-aaaaaw crap! Jailbait knocks Jesse to the mat, and Dan Black pounces, kicking hard at Ventura's exposed body. Dan beckons Jailbait to join in, but Y2J just looks uncomfortably on. JR We need Jesse's partner out here! C'mon, Dammit! Dan scoops Jesse up, kicks him in the gut, and is about to go for the Blackout stunner when the lights drop out. Verdi's "Requiem" plays, and pyro bursts from the entranceway. JR JINGUS! BAH GAWD! The monster is here! The lights come back up, with Jailbait and Black facing the aisle, in fighting stances, waiting for the Devilman. Suddenly, there's a commotion in the crowd, and the huge shape of JINGUS bursts through! He slides into the ring to a HUGE pop, that causes Dan and Y2J to turn, straight into double chokeholds from JINGUS! JR Double chokeslam attempt! Break 'em in half! JINGUS lets out a blood curdling roar and heaves both men into the air! He SLAMS Jailbait down with his left arm, but Dan Black flips out of his right and lands behind him. The instant Jailbait hits the mat JINGUS turns- and is taken down into Black's "Heart of Ice"! JR That's his crossface with which he got so many victories as Mystery Eskimo! Dan took advantage of JINGUS's right arm, weakened from being targeted in successive matches on IntenseZone! Dan pulls back hard on JINGUS, tearing at his injured right shoulder with the crossface. JINGUS' free arm is up and wavering! JR MAH GAWD! It could be over already! Our referee checks on JINGUS, but Jesse is up about to pull Black up when Jailbait does it for him! Dan leaps up and goes nose to nose with Jailbait, screaming abuse at him, but Jailbait merely shrugs. JR Jailbait saving JINGUS, as he needs to be the one to win the match by pinning Jesse to get his freedom! Dan didn't anticipate that- a rare mistake from our GM! Dan and Y2J turn and take in the imposing figures of JINGUS and Jesse standing ready for them, and both immediately bale to the outside! JINGUS shakes hands with Jesse to applause, as our official tries to get one of them out of the ring to allow the match proper to begin. Jesse shakes his head firmly when JINGUS suggests he should start, and JINGUS shrugs agreement, stepping out to the apron. Jailbait, seeing Jesse and his chance at escape from Dan Black, jumps into the ring as Dan watches on. JR Ok, we're ready to get this started properly- Jesse and Jailbait to start us off. Jailbait circles Ventura, the older man by many years, but still bigger and probably stronger than the cruiserweight Jailbait. Y2J moves in and we go to a lockup that Jesse quickly turns in a hammerlock. Ventura grins as he twists on the arm, but Jailbait reaches back, takes a grip on "The Body" by the back of the neck with his free hand and leaps up, flipping back over Ventura's shoulder and landing behind him! Jailbait grabs the trunks of the legend as he falls and drags him over in a school boy! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both men are up, and as Jailbait charges Jesse aims a clothesline at Y2J that he avoids. Jailbait bounces back off the ropes and leaps with flying forearm that connects to Ventura's temple, knocking him to the mat. Jesse is straight back up, but Jailbait jumps and snaps his boots into Jesse's jaw, dropping him again with a dropkick. Y2J runs to the ropes as Jesse rises to a sitting position. Jailbait shoots forward and nails a low dropkick to the face of Ventura that snaps his head hard back to the mat! Dan Black applauds as Jailbait covers: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! JR Jailbait is moving quickly, upping the tempo- I love Jesse, but he's not physically equipped anymore to go toe to toe with someone like Jailbait- or Dan Black- for too long. I admire his bravery, but he'll have to let JINGUS do most of the work if he can. Jailbait pulls Jesse up, and goes to whip him to the ropes, but Jesse reverses it and sends Jailbait flying. As he reaches the ropes near his team's corner, Dan Black jumps forward and slaps him on the back for the tag! Jailbait runs on and eats a BIG BOOT from Jesse, but Dan runs into the ring and, grabbing the neck of Jesse, CRACKS his head into the mat with a running neckbreaker! Jailbait rolls out of the ring as Black stomps on Jesse, before walking forward to JINGUS on the apron and giving him a simple one finger salute! JR Dan Black interfered in JINGUS' World Title match against Calvin Szechstein last IntenseZone, contributing to his loss, and JINGUS has GOT to be itching for a chance to get at Black! JINGUS is about to step into the ring, but at the last moment controls himself, and Dan turns back to Jesse, who's on his feet! A stiff punch rocks Dan, and Jesse whips him to the ropes. Black bounces back but ducks Jesse's clothesline. Ventura turns, and Black rakes his eyes before dropping him down hard with a DDT! Jailbait is back on the apron, and Dan nods to him, pointing at Jesse as if to show how things should be done. Black brings Jesse back off the mat and slaps on a front facelock, before gripping the tights and lifting Jesse up high in the vertical suplex position. Dan lets Jesse hang, the blood rushing to his head, before just dropping him down head first with a BRAINBUSTAH! Dan wastes no time in bringing Ventura back up, and underhooks both his arms. Black pulls up strongly, and drags Jesse over with a chicken wing suplex. The cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! KICKOUT! Dan looks a tiny bit frustrated, but brings Ventura back up nevertheless. Black brings Jesse over with a snapmare takeover that leaves him sitting on the mat. Dan rocks back and delivers a STIFF kick to Ventura's back! Jesse clenches his fists in pain, but before he can move Black cracks another kick into his shoulder blades! Dan steps back a third time and kicks Jesse SQUARE IN THE HEAD! Ventura crumples to the mat and Dan covers: ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRR-KICKOUT! Black now looks ANGRY, and kicks at Jesse's prone body. JR Jesse is taking a beating, but he wants to hang in there and prove he can still compete at this level. He's not a man who's ever lacked BALLS, and we're seeing all his resilience here tonight! Black takes a step back and SPITS onto Jesse, drawing huge BOOOOOS from the crowd. Dan steps out of the ring to the apron and slowly climbs to the top rope. Black pauses for a moment before leaping forward, sailing off with a diving headbutt aimed at Jesse's forehead… ….but Ventura rolls aside! Black eats canvas and clutches his neck, as Jesse starts to try and crawl over for the tag to the Devilman! The crowd urges him on, heating up at the prospect of a little JINGUS mayhem! Jailbait has his hand outstretched, looking for the tag too, as Dan tries to shake his head clear. Jesse is almost in his teams corner…but Dan lunges forward and tags Jailbait! Y2J vaults into the ring and grabs Jesse by the ankle, pulling him away from JINGUS! BOOOS for Jailbait, who hits Jesse with a jawbreaker that leaves him staggering by the ropes. Jailbait moves in and grabs Jesse around the head, going for his jailbreak finisher, but Ventura pushes him off! Jailbait charges again but gets caught by a hard clothesline. Ventura pulls Y2J up and in and hooks him for a suplex, hoisting Jailbait off the mat, but Jailbait slips out of his grasp and lands behind him. Jailbait grabs Jesse and hits the Jailbreak! (twist of fate). JR Jesse's time may have run out! He's fought hard, but this could be it! The cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE! NO! DAN BLACK breaks it up! JR BAH-BAH- GAWD! What the HELL is going on now? Jailbait, having been pulled of Jesse, sits on the mat looking confused! Dan grins at the situation, and then laughs. JR He's double crossed Jailbait! He never meant to set him free at all! BAH GAWD! This man is truly sick, he plays mind games with everyone! Jailbait gets up and gets in Dan's face, as Black jaws back! Tempers flaring, the two come close to blows….as Jesse starts to crawl across the mat! Jailbait suddenly sees and yells at Dan to stop him, but its too late! TAG TO JINGUS! A huge roar from the crowd as the Devilman charges into the ring! JINGUS is a Devil on fire as he decimates Jailbait and Black with lariats and big boots. Body slam to Jailbait! DDT to Black! JR Give 'em hell for Jesse, JINGUS! The Devilman scoops Jailbait up and is about to hit the DEVILBOMB when Black cuts his legs out from under him. Black and Jailbait pause, panting to get their breath back, before the official does his best to push Black out of the ring. As he does so however, JINGUS sits up and grabs Jailbait! The Devilman rises and hits a CLAWSLAM! Cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE! NO! Dan Black breaks it up again! JR Dan may not want Jailbait to stay free, but he doesn't want to lose a match to his old nemesis JINGUS either! JINGUS rises, but Black drags him down into the Heart of Ice once more! Dan wrenches back on the hold, tearing at the injured shoulder again! Jailbait gets up, and before JINGUS can even think of tapping, he nails Dan with a legdrop to the head! JR BAH GAWD! This match is CRAZY AS A PET COON! Jailbait grabs the hurt JINGUS by the leg and pulls him over, with a huge effort, to Jesse's corner! Ventura is recovering on the turnbuckle, and Jailbait grabs his arm, slapping it onto JINGUS hand! Our referee shrugs and accepts the tag, and Jailbait flips Jesse into the ring over the top rope! Y2J springs to the top rope and quickly flies off with a FROG SPLASH that connects to the ribs of Ventura! The cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! Dan Black dives for the save! JINGUS dives for the save! THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E! * DING DING DING * GMC The winners of the match, the team of Y2Jailbait and Dan BLACK! JR That has to be the strangest match I've ever seen! The match may be over, but chaos is still raging in the ring. JINGUS and Dan Black slam into each over in their efforts to make the save, and a brawl has erupted, hard punches being exchanged! Jailbait gets up from his cover, and first makes to help Black, but then stops… JR Jailbait is free now! He can do whatever he wants! Jailbait joins in the attack on Black, landing hard CHOPS onto Dan's chest! JINGUS stands back for a moment, allowing Jailbait his revenge, and Jailbait hits Black with the Jailbreak! The IZ GM's trouble doesn't stop there, as JINGUS hauls him up- DEVILBOMB! JR Dan Black has been DESTROYED! What a heart warming moment! As Black lies motionless, JINGUS and Jailbait face each other…there's a beat….and a hand extended by JINGUS! Jailbait takes it! The men raise their hands aloft as the crowd gives them an ovation! Jailbait moves over and helps Jesse up, and they too shake. It's a picture of harmony in the ring, until the three are taken down from behind by three men in black shirts and swinging steel chairs! JR BAH GAWD! That's Dan Black's Blackheart security! We saw them debut on IntenseZone last week! The three men, Jake Karma, Steve Scott and Hades, stand over the fallen trio. At ringside is the fourth member of Blackheart security, Angel Steel, who steps into the ring and helps Dan Black up. Dan rests, shakily, against the ropes, before snapping out orders. Jake Karma, the biggest of the men at 6'6, 340lbs of muscle, picks JINGUS up like a ragdoll and puts him in the pumphandle position. Karma hoists JINGUS up and hits him with a Michinoku driver out of the pumphandle! JR BAH GAWD! What strength! That man is just an ANIMAL! He's HUGE! That man has incredible upside. He just manhandled JINGUS! Steve Scott, smaller and lighter at 5'11 225lbs, has a grip on Jailbait. Scott whips him to the ropes and CRACKS him down to the mat with a superkick. Scott takes a run back and nails a running Shooting Star Press to Jailbait that leaves Y2J clutching his ribs! Finally, Hades, the masked man, as Jesse up, and double underhooks the arms twisting out and CRUSHING Ventura's face into the mat with a spinning Tiger Driver! Dan Black nods in approval, as "Quiet" hums over the sound system. Black pauses to kick each of his fallen adversaries on his way out, supported by Angel Steel, as the Blackheart security team follows. The crowd keeps on BOOING until Dan is out of sight backstage. Suddenly, the camera pans backstage, where Mario has thrown the EMTs aside and attacked SJ on the stretcher! JR What the hell? Is this was the Shadow was talking about saying their night wasn't done? Stephen Joseph has been backstage all night, after being attacked earlier by Shadow and Mario, being tended to by OAOAST trainers and EMTs. He wanted to stay so he could see this match. he probably regrets that now. Mario is just beating the living daylights outta Stephen. The EMTs recover and pull Mario off...and the EMTs are attacked by G-Money and Dangerous A!!! DA and G-Money throw the EMTs into the ambulance and the three heels roll SJ out to ringside. They throw him into the ring... But JINGUS and Jesse return to help their fallen friend! JINGUS hits the DEVILBOMB~! on G-Money! Jesse goes for a suplex on DA... But is stopped by Mario, who hits a STUNNER~! on Jesse! JR There's a pier-six brawl brewing backstage. We need help. Help in the back. Why the hell is everybody being slow? Get somebody back their and stop this. NOW! The faces are outnumbered, but K-NESS comes out for the save!!! He catches DA in a belly-to-belly, sending him over the top rope! Mario puts the ETERNAL DAMNATION~! on Jesse, but JINGUS interrupts, and sets up another DEVILBOMB~! But before he can get it off, THE SHADOW runs through the crowd, comes off the top rope and BREAKS THE CRICKET BAT OVER JINGUS' HEAD!!! JINGUS IS DOWN!!! Shadow sets up Jesse....ENIGMA~! He then goes to the top, and hits the SHADOW SPLASH~! on JINGUS! JR The Shadow just broke that cricket bat over Jingus' head. There's no doubt this is Caboose. Why, dammitt, why?! Meanwhile, Mario pulls SJ to the corner, and hooks a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR~! Shadow slides outside...and grabs the BARBED WIRE CHAIR, and hammer's Popick's bad knee with it! JR They're gonna cripple Stephen. And yet NOBODY is trying to stop this. I ask: WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYBODY DOING ANYTHING?! Meanwhile, in the ring, GM and DA are double-teaming K-NESS, then they set up a table! Shadow tosses DA a spool of BARBED WIRE~! and GM and DA proceed to wrap it around the table. K-NESS manages to fight back against the two heels! Shadow nails him with the barbed wire chair, however, and K-NESS falls into a 3D THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE~! Shadow drops the chair and goes to the top rope, as Mario pulls SJ to the middle...SHADOW SPLASH! Shadow then grabs a mic: "I told you all that, tonight, you would all find out...and now is the time." Suddenly, Shadow begins to undo his mask! The mask comes off to reveal... THE SUPERSTAR! NO, just kidding. It's... ALFDOGG!!! JR ALFDOGG! ALFDOGG!! ALFDOGG! He hasn't been around in months. What beef does he have with Stephen Joseph? Alf breaks out in a huge grin as a small section of the crowd pops, and a majority have commensed to littering the ring with trash. ALFDOGG Hey Popick...look what the cat dragged in! You really think I was just going to let that die, that cheap win you got at AM2, that I was just going to shake your hand and congratulate you and that would be the end of it? Well, you're even more of a stupid ass than I thought, Popick. In case you forgot, I've known everyone here in the OAOAST since DAY ONE. I know how every one of your minds work, and what your perrogatives are, and who and what you're REALLY out for. And I know that you are the single most selfish human being I've ever dealt with in the OAOAST, and maybe even in my entire life. I know that you and Tony and Zack Malibu, and any other little buddies that you had doing your work were trying to hold me back, trying to push me to the side. I thought I was doing you a FAVOR, Popick? I thought I was doing the RIGHT thing when I helped your sorry asses out against the aWo? But, no, when it was all said and done, the marquees always said "BPP and Tony, BPP and Zack," and whatever. I was left in the background. And you thought just because I had changed my attitude so we could dispose of the SHIT that was the aWo, that I was going to completely ignore that...that I was just going to let it slide. Well, you're DEAD WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER. And from here on in, I don't care about the OAOAST system of right and wrong. I have my own system of right and wrong, and if it seems right when I do it, then I'll never look back at it. Let me ask you something, Popick...how many shots at Anglesault did I get out of helping you two bastards? How many times was I even CLOSE to top billing? You can count them on one hand... Correction...you CAN'T count them on one hand. Know why, Popick? I NEVER GOT ANY, THAT'S WHY! But that's OK...after all, like Roddy Piper said, belts are for people who don't know how to draw money on their own. And having said that, you and Zackie ALWAYS seemed to have a strap laying around somewhere. Let me ask you something else, Popick...as great of a heel as Caboose was, how much time did HE spend wearing gold? As I recall, his only title reign was from the time he beat AS to the time he dropped it to me, which couldn't have been more than six weeks. Yet, he is still arguably the greatest remembered and beloved figure in our history. He was a great draw. I was a great draw. Sandman9000, despite being a crazy, sadistic, asshole who never really had even above average billing...HE was a great draw. And what did they all have in common? The four heels remove their shirts, to reveal DEADLY ALLIANCE t-shirts!!! JR No way. The DEADLY ALLIANCE HAS RETURNED! MY GOD! ALFDOGG (CONT'D) THIS, Popick, is what we all had in common. A distinction that, unfortunately, we also shared with you. Other than that, you had NO qualities that could touch any former DA member. Alf grabs the hair of Popick and holds it inches from his shirt. ALFDOGG (CONT'D) You're a DISGRACE to this logo, Popick, A DISGRACE! YOU HEAR ME??? As for everyone else in this company, you're all in DEEP SHIT. You were in deep enough shit already. After all, I leave for a few months, and when I come back, you have a WOMAN headlining a PPV for the World title. I'm not chauvenist or anything, hell, I'm hoping she whips the shit out of that pussy boy Calvin Shitstain, or however his name is pronounced. It doesn't really matter to me though, whichever one wants a piece afterwards, can have one. That goes for you four fucks in the ring too. This is called World Without End? Well, your world is now an eternal nightmare... Because it JUST GOT DEADLIER. "The Wall" by Kansas plays, as Alf spits on Popick and throws the mic down, and the new DA celebrates in the ring together. JR BAH GAWD! Jailbait gets his freedom, and we could see a new alliance between he, JINGUS and Jesse- but Dan Black just showed the power he has at his disposal with his new security team. And the Deadly Alliance has returned. Folks, that's it for the IntenseZone matches of World Without End, Coach and Michael Cole are standing by for the main event of the evening, but don't forget to tune into IntenseZone Tuesday night- we'll see the NA title match, the Intense 5 rankings, and the match we've just seen- can JINGUS and Jailbait work together to overcome Dan Black? What will the fallout of the return of the Deadly Alliance have on IZ. I'm Jim Ross, good night from IntenseZone!