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I bet he doesn't like telling kids a big fat white guy goes around the world and gives presents to kids all in one night.

9:30 p.m. • Generally, whenever spring/summer sprouts its sunny head the bad drivers come out and cause havoc with those like me that would like nothing better to do than get to work in one piece. However, the last few days the job commute has just been crazy. Peep this: Wednesday. Multi-car accident on the Parkway East. The overflow from motorists not wanting to engage in interstate gridlock made my commute 20 minutes longer. Thursday. On the way along a state highway, we phoned in an accident that just took place. Friday. Mrs. kkk told me of some BUTT-fucker that cut her off and almost ran into her. Saturday. Some guy backed into the better half’s car. See my Saturday entry for more information. The best was saved for last, though. We were doing some errands in this shopping center and we came to a shitty three-way intersection. The car across from us went. OK, they were first and they should go first. The car to our left then cut in. OK, a prickish move but whatever. Now it was our turn. However, the Jeep that took the place of the first car suddenly shot out in front of us and tried to turn in front of us was another story. The best part was the asshole who then yelled out to Mrs. kkk “Bitch.” Wrong move. I blared on the horn, got out of the car and was seconds away from getting into a full-fledged fistfight. For all the talk I do, I’m nothing more than a giant vagina. However, this pushed me over the edge. If Mrs. kkk had been in the wrong we would have taken the verbal abuse and moved on. But don’t you almost get us into an accident that was 100 percent your fault, and don’t you dare then call my wife a “bitch.” You fucking cock-sucker. I haven’t gotten into a fight in almost 20 years, and even then that scrap made South Park’s cripple fight look like the Rumble in the Jungle. I’m not sure if I would have gotten my ass kicked or even shot, but for some reason a rage just game over me and afterward Mrs. kkk said the following. “In our ten-plus years together, I’ve never seen you like that.” “Well, are you chalking this up to another of my ‘road rage’ fits?” “I don’t know what to call it, although I’m rather impressed you’d act this way for me.” After this was all said and done, the first thought I had was that I really need to get a concealed firearm because if not I have a feeling this is the way I’m going to check out. Oh, and whatever testosterone rush I displayed out in the parking lot I sapped away when our grocery bill had $62 in store and coupon savings. Hey, not only were Air Wick oil scent warmers on sale, but you also got a free holder with coupon(s).

Just keep up a steady supply of 40 oz bottles and a certain poultry product to wherever these refugees live and they'll do it themselves. Damn government can't do nothin' right.

I still don't get the Halloween 6 ending. And like an idiot, I'll probably be watching it tonight on AMC and the 100 other times it'll be on this week.

8:30 p.m. • Well I just had last Friday and today off, and the weird things is I don’t actually like the actual “day off.” I like the fact when I go into work tomorrow I’m facing a four-day workweek. Of course when I get to stay up late on Sunday night there isn’t a Sunday night game on. Bastards. • Finally got around to seeing the Grudge sequel last night. I know these two movies get blasted, but I like them. It’s a shame none of the victims tried punching the ghost chick in the face or something. • This is the third consecutive time I’ve been typing something in the computer room and JJ has taken a crap in the room’s litterbox. Goddamnit. It’s funny because this room is his “domain,” although I don’t know what he’d do if someone else tried to take it over. Each of our three have certain territories around the house. JJ’s is the computer room. Max tends to rule the spare bedroom that is also on our second floor, although the other two also hang out there every now and then – although he has claimed the bed. Dessa really doesn’t “claim” a room, but the one heating vent in the kitchen is hers. • So the Red Sox won it all. Don’t care. I actually think it’s funny A-Rod took his share of the spotlight by saying he’s opting to become a free agent during the Sox’s time in the spotlight. I’m an A-Rod defender, even though he does some bush-league things every now and then. However, I don’t blame him for wanting to leave. You’re set for life. Go to a place that you will be happy playing for during the summer. Then again, he’ll probably go for the biggest payday. Whatever. It’s not my life. Speaking of “bush-league,” I laughed when I heard some Redskins players got pissed when the Patriots “ran up the score” by going for it on 4th down while up by 30+ points. You know the best way to counter this “disrespect”? Go after Tom Brady’s knees. • Oh for fuck’s sake. You know, if you can’t graduate from frickin’ HIGH SCHOOL, you’re a loser. The only exception to this is if you have 10 siblings, your parents died and you’re working five jobs to keep food on the table and the lights on. And even then you should be working toward a GED in your spare time.

RE: Vacation time. I take a day off here and a day off there. I started the year with nine days vacation time and four days sick time. The sick time can be "banked" over the years, the vacation time has to be used or it's gone. I've got four vacation days left and a day-and-a-half of this year's sick time remaining. What helps me also is that I work weekends once a month, so when my monthly project is done I take a day off then, too. Best of both worlds. I spend a day in the office by myself, then spend a day out of the office when everyone else is there. Funny enough, early this year my one idiot boss, when trying to dress me down for something stupid, made a snide remark that I was gone for almost two weeks at the end of 2006. Of course, I told him that out of the 10 days I was gone, seven of those days were due to weekends or vacation and that the three vacation days I used were the first time in three years I used more than three vacation days up at once, unlike everyone else at this place. I also added that I'd pass this conversation along to our board of directors if he so desired so they can have the "final say" on this matter (even though these people are a bunch of do-nothings, too). That shut him up quick. Oh, and our sick time policy is hilarious. If you leave and have remaining sick time, you get $20 for each day you have in stock. Example: You have five sick days when you leave, collect $100. This is why I do my best to use up my sick time each year. There are some people here who have MONTHS of sick time piled up.

I agree. When I cooled down afterward that's what was going through my head. This was the first time I can remember when I ever "snapped" like that.

HOU/SD was off the boards at the time I posted this, so I'm just making it the Chargers at 3.5 -- if this game gets postponed/called off I'll deal with it later. I'll probably just have Bored/Porter have their game this week and ignore the actual Texans/Chargers game if it gets made up later this year. (3.5) Cleveland @ St. Louis Detroit @ Chicago (5.5) (7.5) Indianapolis @ Carolina (10.5) N.Y. Giants @ Miami Oakland @ Tennessee (7.5) (1.5) Philadelphia @ Minnesota (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati Buffalo @ N.Y. Jets (2.5) Houston @ San Diego (3.5) Jacksonville @ Tampa Bay (4.5) (3.5) New Orleans @ San Francisco Washington @ New England (16.5) Green Bay @ Denver (3.5) Open Dates: Baltimore, Kansas City, Dallas, Atlanta, Arizona, Seattle Cleveland (sfaJack 4-3) d St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist5 4-4) 8-6 CLE: STL/CHI/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/JAX/NO/NE/GB/23 STL: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/SF/WAS/GB/17 DIFF: STL/CLE, JAX/TB, NO/SF, NE/WAS, 23/17 Detroit (Chazz1998 5-2) d Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 3-4) 7-6 DET: STL/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/NO/WAS/GB/24 CHI: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/OAK/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/SF/WAS/DEN/27 DIFF: STL/CLE, DET/CHI, PHI/MIN, NYJ/BUF, TB/JAX, NO/SF, GB/DEN Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-5) d by Carolina (Fazzle 6-1) 7-9 IND: STL/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/CIN/BUF/HOU/JAX/NO/NE/GB/24 CAR: CLE/CHI/IND/MIA/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/GB/16 DIFF: STL/CLE, NYG/MIA, PHI/MIN, CIN/PIT, HOU/SD, JAX/TB, 24/16 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-4) d by Miami (Spaceman Spiff 6-2) 8-8+TB (35-13=22; 20-10=10) NYG: STL/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/MIN/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/NO/NE/GB/35 MIA: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/DEN/20 DIFF: STL/CLE, DET/CHI, OAK/TEN, MIN/PHI, NYJ/BUF, GB/DEN, 35/20 Oakland (Smues 3-4) d by Tennessee (Cuban Linx 5-2) 6-7 OAK: CLE/CHI/CAR/NYG/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/NO/WAS/DEN/20 TEN: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/DEN/27 DIFF: CAR/IND, JAX/TB, WAS/NE Philadelphia (Harley Quinn 5-2) d Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 2-5) 11-10 PHI: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/JAX/NO/NE/GB/21 MIN: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/NO/WAS/DEN/17 DIFF: NYJ/BUF, NE/WAS, GB/DEN Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 4-3) d Cincinnati (Teke 4-3) 10-9 PIT: CLE/DET/IND/MIA/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/GB/30 CIN: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/MIN/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/NO/NE/GB/17 DIFF: MIA/NYG, TEN/OAK, BUF/NYJ Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-2) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert T 3-5) 8-9 BUF: STL/DET/IND/NYG/TEN/MIN/PIT/NYJ/SD/JAX/NO/NE/GB/14 NYJ: STL/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/DEN/13 DIFF: TEN/OAK, MIN/PHI, NYJ/BUF, JAX/TB, GB/DEN Houston (Bored 4-4) d San Diego (Porter 3-4) 11-9 HOU: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/NO/NE/GB/17 SD: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/WAS/GB/31 DIFF: TEN/OAK, PHI/MIN, JAX/TB, NE/WAS, 17/31 Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 1-6) d by Tampa Bay (Starvenger 4-4) 8-9 JAX: STL/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/NO/NE/DEN/13 TB: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/NO/NE/GB/17 DIFF: STL/CLE, PHI/MIN, DEN/GB New Orleans (Cena's Writer 3-4) d San Francisco (Bravesfan 3-4) 9-4 NO: CLE/CHI/IND/MIA/TEN/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/JAX/NO/NE/DEN/EP SF: STL/DET/IND/NYG/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/HOU/TB/SF/WAS/DEN/14 DIFF: CLE/STL, CHI/DET, MIA/NYG, PHI/MIN, NYJ/BUF, SD/HOU, JAX/TB, NO/SF, NE/WAS Washington (Human Fly 4-3) d New England (nl-asshole 3-5) 8-8+TB (17-7=10; 41-52=11) WAS: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/OAK/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/NO/NE/DEN/17 NE: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/DEN/41 DIFF: OAK/TEN, NYJ/BUF, 17/41 Green Bay (Vitamin X 5-2) d Denver (Canadian Chris 1-6) 8-8+TB (21-19=2; 24-13=11) GB: STL/DET/IND/MIA/OAK/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/SF/WAS/GB/21 DEN: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/DEN/24 DIFF: STL/CLE, MIA/NYG, OAK/TEN, SF/NO, WAS/NE, GB/DEN, 21/24 Open Dates: Baltimore (King PK 3-4), Kansas City (Alfdogg 3-3), Dallas (Hawk34 4-3), Atlanta (King 4-3), Arizona (Vern Gagne 2-5), Seattle (Red Baron51 4-3) PLAY AT HOME Indianapolis (Steve Rogers 3-4) d by Carolina (Fazzle) 7-9 IND: CLE/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/SF/XX/GB/XX CAR: CLE/CHI/IND/MIA/TEN/MIN/PIT/BUF/SD/TB/NO/NE/GB/16 DIFF: NYG/MIA, PHI/MIN, NYJ/BUF, SF/NO, XX/NE Pittsburgh (Me 5-2) d by Cincinnati (Teke) 8-9 PIT: STL/CHI/IND/NYG/TEN/PHI/PIT/BUF/SD/JAX/NO/NE/DEN/XX CIN: CLE/DET/IND/NYG/OAK/MIN/PIT/NYJ/SD/TB/NO/NE/GB/17 DIFF: STL/CLE, CHI/DET, TEN/OAK, PHI/MIN, BUF/NYJ, JAX/TB, DEN/GB

AFC EAST Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-2 < PF: 60, PA: 54, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-2 < PF: 50, PA: 46, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 3-0 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 3-5 < PF: 53, PA: 55, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 3-5 < PF: 52, PA: 53, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-3 < PF: 51, PA: 49, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 4-3 < PF: 51, PA: 47, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-3 < PF: 52, PA: 52, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 3-4 < PF: 45, PA: 52, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 5-2 < PF: 53, PA: 45, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0 > Houston Texans (Bored) 4-4 < PF: 62, PA: 62, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-5 < PF: 44, PA: 55, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-2 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-6 < PF: 47, PA: 55, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 > AFC WEST Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-4 < PF: 48, PA: 51, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 3-4 < PF: 43, PA: 43, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-2 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 3-5 < PF: 55, PA: 59, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-6 < PF 52:, PA: 59, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 5-2 < PF: 60, PA: 56, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 5-1, DIV: 2-0 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 4-3 < PF: 45, PA: 44, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 0-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 4-3 < PF: 55, PA: 52, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-4 < PF: 53, PA: 52, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-2 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Chazz 1998) 5-2 < PF: 59, PA: 51, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 2-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 5-2 < PF: 54, PA: 48, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 3-5 < PF: 50, PA: 61, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-3 > Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 2-5 < PF: 55, PA: 60, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 6-1 < PF: 55, PA: 43, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 2-1 > Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 4-3 < PF: 42, PA: 42, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 4-4 < PF: 54, PA: 59, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 2-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 3-4 < PF: 49, PA: 44, AFC: 2-0 , NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-3 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (Red Baron51) 4-3 < PF: 57, PA: 51, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-2 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-4 < PF: 58, PA: 52, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 3-0 > San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 3-4 < PF: 44, PA: 52, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 2-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-5 < PF: 43, PA: 57, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-5, DIV: 0-3 > PLAY AT HOME Pittsburgh Steelers (Me) 5-2 < PF: 54, PA: 49, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 1-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Steve Rogers) 3-4 < PF: 44, PA: 47, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-1 >

That's it -- no eels?

It's not longer working. What'd I miss?

6:30 p.m. • So I get a call from the better half today. “Someone hit the car.” “You OK?” “Yes.” “Any damage?” “There’s a dent by the front wheel side.” “What happened.” “Someone backed into me in this parking lot, etc. (Long story short: It was all his fault.)” “Did you get his information?” “No.” “Why not?” “I don’t know. It didn’t look bad.” Christ. So if there was some damage done, however unlikely it may be, we’re fucked. Yippie. Considering Mrs. kkk had this car near-totaled back in '03 due to some bitch gabbing on a cell phone ramming into her just months after she bought the vehicle new you'd think she'd be more vigilant about dealing with idiot drivers. Guess not.

Yeah, or else you get yelled at.

Deadline has come and gone. Cena's Writer will be using EPs.

1 p.m. • Week 8's pickkks. (3.5) Cleveland @ St. Louis Yeah the Rams are terrible, but they have to win SOMETIME, and playing Cleveland is usually one of "those times." Detroit @ Chicago (5.5) I think I picked the Lions to win earlier this year, and I was right. Now it's the Bears turn with their brand-spanking new QB. (7.5) Indianapolis @ Carolina I dunno. Indy is good. That's all. (10.5) N.Y. Giants @ Miami Here's is my reasoning. When I saw some ESPN report earlier this week, the Giants talked about practicing right away. Jason Taylor of the Dolphins talked about the blow-up doll the league was using to promote this game in England. Yeah, that's my scouting report. Oakland @ Tennessee (7.5) Tennessee beats bad teams. Oakland isn't a good team. (1.5) Philadelphia @ Minnesota I dunno. The Eagles seem to be struggling, but the Vikings QB looked dismal last week. Then again, that QB isn't playing this week. Shit. (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati This is an odd one. The away team wins more than naught, but I have a feeling this could change in '08. Nevertheless, I'm going with the Steelers. Buffalo @ N.Y. Jets (2.5) The Jets? Favored? Nah. Houston @ San Diego (3.5) This game was off the books when I posted the spread, so I'll gladly take it. Jacksonville @ Tampa Bay (4.5) The AFC is a better conference. Great logic there. (3.5) New Orleans @ San Francisco The Saints upward march continues. Washington @ New England (16.5) I think the Redskins defense could keep this somewhat close, but you have to ride the Pats until they are unable to beat an opponent by 20 points. I learned my lesson earlier this season. Green Bay @ Denver (3.5) The AFC is a better conference. Great logic there.

10:15 p.m. • Oh for fuck's sake. I hate these people. OK, I'll side with them on this one issue. Having the "silence" at the start of third period is stupid. My school had it during homeroom before classes started right after the Pledge of Allegiance. Ha. "Changed jsut a single word," that's a pretty big change. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing I hate more than a Bible-thumper are these fags who get their panties in a knot over stupid shit like this. "Awkward position"? Here's how it was done at my school: Homeroom bell rings. Stand and do the Pledge. Something I once created a stink about. Yeah, I'm a terrorist. The announcer guy says "Please remain standing for a short moment of silence." *several seconds pass* "Please be seated." OMG THE RELIGIOUS REICH IS TAKING OVER~! N*gga plz. During this brief moment of silence I was either nodding off because it was too early in the morning to think or I was looking at some nearby chick’s rack or backside. I’m sure there were other students that actually used this time to pray or say “what up” to their Deity of choice. Big fucking deal. Get over yourselves. 8:45 p.m. • So today was the better half big “pizza open house” or whatever brown-nosing stunt her boss was trying to accomplish at work today. Now Mrs. kkk told me that a whole bunch of academic assholes showed up and began talking about how the U.S. tortures innocent people, starves children and all that other left-wing shit those with no experience in the real world chat about. On a side note, the better half’s co-worker asked her why I wasn’t at this event on my day off from work. Mrs. kkk’s response: If he was here he wouldn’t be asked back. Awesome. Oddly enough, if I’m at an event that’s not an informal get-together between people I know, I generally keep my mouth shut because I don’t want to ruin a host’s brouhaha. However, there are times when I will open my mouth, and this might have been one of those times. Actually, I want to meet the wife’s boss and hope she spews some of this commie shit with me because I’ll throw right back at her. What I love about pissing someone off regarding this sort of thing is that I really don’t care what their opinion is. Seriously. So what if someone you’re talking to doesn’t like the person you voted for in the last election. If you get legitimately mad over a person’s thoughts it that means you on some level take to heart what they think. That’s pathetic. One pseudo-example of this experiences over the years has been when the topic of abortion is brought up. I mean, just because you say “murder the unborn” people get all bent out of shape. Uh, am I advocating the halting of sucking potential Social Security contributors from wombs and dumping them in the trash? No. I am simply calling a spade a spade. But yet I’ve had people go WOMEN’S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS GWARRRR~! Yay. Here’s the point: I don’t CARE what you think. You want to advocate the killing of innocent babies – knock yourself out. What you think doesn’t matter to me. I’m more concerned about effectively wiping my browneye after taking a shit than your opinion on abortion or any other subject. Where was I going with this? Oh, that mixer. So Mrs. kkk then made my week by telling my that her Ph.D. boss fucked up making a SALAD for this “open house.” She asked me to guess how she was able to achieve this remarkable feat. My first guess was not getting enough salad. Wrong. Mrs. kkk then said that she made it last night, and that’s when I responded “Good God she didn’t put the salad dressing on then, did she?” Yep. How the fuck does this person make six figures? I think a great reality show would be to get a bunch of academics and for them to survive in the real world. “I’ve worked for the private sector – they expect results.” Oh, I forgot to mention some other topics that were discussed at this workplace gathering by these Ph.D.’s was how religion was the cause of addiction and that we should live in a society where there’s no mores or rules. This was around the time Mrs. kkk left the room and went back into her office. This also would have been the time I probably would have opened my mouth, which would have resulted in mass exodus 5-10 minutes later.

Eric's for that, though. Although I thought it was mussels, not fish.

Aliens in America: Is this about out-of-planet invaders or those from south of the border?

Quit yer bitching. That's what DVDr's are for. Ditto Zalasko.

Belated double post.

I heard a while back there was some resort making snow not too long ago during this drought.

Arizona @ Washington (8.5) Atlanta @ New Orleans (8.5) (3.5) Baltimore @ Buffalo Minnesota @ Dallas (9.5) (17.5) New England @ Miami San Francisco @ N.Y. Giants (9.5) Tampa Bay @ Detroit (2.5) (1.5) Tennessee @ Houston Kansas City @ Oakland (2.5) N.Y.l Jets @ Cincinnati (6.5) Chicago @ Philadelphia (5.5) St. Louis @ Seattle (9.5) (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Denver (3.5) Indianapolis @ Jacksonville Open Dates: Cleveland, San Diego, Green Bay Carolina Arizona (Vern Gagne 2-5) d by Washington (Human Fly 3-3) 5-8 AZ: WAS/NO/BAL/MIN/NE/SF/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/STL/DEN/IND/12 WAS: AZ/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/STL/PIT/IND/24 DIFF: WAS/AZ, NO/ATL, MIN/DAL, HOU/TEN, OAK/KC, CHI/PHI, DEN/PIT Atlanta (King 4-3) d New Orleans (Cena's Writer 2-4) 7-6 ATL: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/DET/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/17 NO: AZ/NO/BUF/MIN/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/NYJ/PHI/STL/PIT/IND/30 DIFF: WAS/AZ, DAL/MIN, DET/TB, TEN/HOU, OAK/KC, CIN/NYJ, SEA/STL, JAX/IND, 17/30 Baltimore (King PK 3-4) d by Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-1) 5-7 BAL: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/MIA/NYG/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/28 BUF: WAS/NO/BUF/DAL/MIA/NYG/DET/HOU/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/DEN/JAX/EP DIFF: BAL/BUF, TB/DET, CHI/PHI, PIT/DEN, 28/EP Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 2-4) d by Dallas (Hawk34 4-3) 7-9 MIN: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/MIA/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 DAL: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/DET HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, MIA/NE, TB/DET, TEN/HOU, 20/17 New England (nl-asshole 3-4) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 5-2) 9-8 NE: WAS/ATL/BAL/MIN/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/41 MIA: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 DIFF: ATL/NO, MIN/DAL, CHI/PHI San Francisco (Bravesfan 3-3) d by N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-3) 6-8 SF: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/13 NYG: AZ/NO/BAL/MIN/NE/NYG/DET/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/25 DIFF: WAS/AZ, DAL/MIN, SF/NYG, TB/DET, OAK/KC, IND/JAX, 13/25 Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-4) d by Detroit Chazz1998 4-2) 6-8 TB: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/DET/HOU/OAK/CIN/PHI/STL/PIT/IND/17 DET: WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/CHI/STL/PIT/JAX/13 DIFF: BAL/BUF, SF/NYG, DET/TB, OAK/KC, PHI/CHI, IND/JAX, 17/13 Tennessee (Cuban Linx 4-2) d Houston (Bored 3-4) 11-8 TEN: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/DET/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 HOU: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: ATL/NO, DET/TB, CHI/PHI Kansas City (Alfdogg 3-4) d by Oakland (Smues 3-3) 7-8 KC: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/MIA/SF/DET/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/DEN/IND/28 OAK: WAS/ATL/BAL/MIN/MIA/SF/DET/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 DIFF: NO/ATL, DAL/MIN, HOU/TEN, PHI/CHI, DEN/PIT N.Y. Jets (Gert T 2-5) d Cincinnati (Teke 4-2) 7-6 NYJ: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 CIN: WAS/NO/BAL/MIN/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/NYJ/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/24 DIFF: ATL/NO, DAL/MIN, SF/NYG, HOU/TEN, CIN/NYJ Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 2-5) d by Philadelphia (Harley Quinn 5-1) 8-7 CHI: WAS/NO/BUF/DAL/MIA/NYG/DET/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/DEN/IND/EP PHI: AZ/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/NYJ/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, NO/ATL, BUF/BAL, MIA/NE, DET/TB, HOU/TEN, CIN/NYJ, CHI/PHI, DEN/PIT St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 4-3) d Seattle (Redbaron51 4-3) 8-7 STL: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/10 SEA: AZ/ATL/BAL/MIN/MIA/SF/DET/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/EP DIFF: WAS/AZ, DAL/MIN, NE/MIA, NYG/SF, TB/DET Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 3-3) d Denver (Canadian Chris 1-5) 9-8 PIT: WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/MIA/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/38 DEN: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, ATL/NO, BAL/BUF, MIA/NE, TEN/HOU, KC/OAK, JAX/IND Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-4) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 1-5) 7-6 IND: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/17 JAX: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/27 DIFF: AZ/WAS, SF/NYG, TEN/HOU, OAK/KC, CHI/PHI Open Dates: Cleveland (sfaJack 3-3), San Diego (Porter 3-3), Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-2), Carolina (Fazzle 5-1) PLAY AT HOME Indianapolis (Steve Rogers 2-3) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) 6-6 IND: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/27 JAX: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/27 DIFF: SF/NYG, IND/JAX, 27/27 Pittsburgh (Me 3-3) d by Denver (Canadian Chris) 6-8 PIT: WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/MIA/SF/TB/TEN/KC/NYJ/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/27 DEN: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, ATL/NO, BUF/BAL, MIA/NE, SF/NYG, TEN/HOU, KC/OAK, NYJ/CIN, PHI/CHI, JAX/IND

8 p.m. • For those that don’t know, I’m taking part in Bored’s college football contest over in the sports thread. Seeing how I know jack shit about college football, I just read over his weekly list of games to pick from and just shoot off the first school that comes to my head from each match-up. This week in my batch of PM’d picks, I had the following: Commissioning an Internet pick ‘em contest ain’t easy, folks. • Gee, and here I thought that’s what sick days are for. Actually, the EAN spokesperson has a point. It’s funny how white-collar jobs oftentimes have sick days, vacation days and holidays-with-pay, but some poor big-box retail clerk or fast-food worker will get shit on for calling off sick. I remember during my Burger King days I was getting ready to relax and watch an afternoon of NBA games when my one manager called and asked me to come into work. Now seeing how I closed Friday and Saturday nights, leaving at around 2 a.m. each time, I didn’t feel like coming in. Besides, that’s what happens when you people hire undependable people and they (gasp!) don’t bother to show up. Well, after I said “no thank you” I heard through the grapevine that the manager bitched about my refusal to come in afterward. Fun times. While I’m sorta on this subject, the better half’s ex-boss bitched at her for calling off work the day after the Steelers won Super Bowl XL. She stayed up to watch the game with me and decided to use one of her numerous sick/vacation days, especially since there was no work for her planned that particular Monday anyway. Of course, this is the same boss who only worked an hour or two the day of the Steelers victory parade and left to attend that event. Then again, this bitch made Mrs. kkk’s life a living hell, but I guess in the end it all worked out because although the better half now has another crazy boss her situation is not nearly as bad as the previous workplace. (Oh but there are stories.)

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-1 < PF: 42, PA: 37, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-2 < PF: 52, PA: 46, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 3-4 < PF: 45, PA: 47, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 2-5 < PF: 43, PA: 45, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-3 > AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-2 < PF: 43, PA: 42, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-3 < PF: 43, PA: 43, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 3-3 < PF: 41, PA: 38, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 3-4 < PF: 45, PA: 52, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 4-2 < PF: 46, PA: 39, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0 > Houston Texans (Bored) 3-4 < PF: 51, PA: 53, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-4 < PF: 37, PA: 46, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-2 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-5 < PF: 39, PA: 46, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-3 > AFC WEST Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-3 < PF: 42, PA: 44, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 3-4 < PF: 46, PA: 48, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 3-4 < PF: 43, PA: 43, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-2 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-5 < PF 44:, PA: 51, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 4-2 < PF: 49, PA: 46, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 2-0 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-3 < PF: 45, PA: 44, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 4-3 < PF: 45, PA: 44, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 0-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-3 < PF: 47, PA: 44, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Chazz 1998) 4-2 < PF: 52, PA: 45, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-2 < PF: 46, PA: 40, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 3-4 < PF: 44, PA: 54, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-2 > Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 2-4 < PF: 45, PA: 49, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 2-1 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-1 < PF: 46, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 2-1 > Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 4-3 < PF: 42, PA: 42, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 3-4 < PF: 45, PA: 51, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-3u, DIV: 2-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 2-4 < PF: 40, PA: 40, AFC: 2-0 , NFC: 0-4, DIV: 0-3 > NFC WEST St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-3 < PF: 52, PA: 44, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 3-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Red Baron51) 4-3 < PF: 57, PA: 51, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-2 > San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 3-3 < PF: 40, PA: 43, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-5 < PF: 43, PA: 57, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-5, DIV: 0-3 > PLAY AT HOME Pittsburgh Steelers (Me) 5-1 < PF: 46, PA: 38, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 1-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Steve Rogers) 3-3 < PF: 37, PA: 38, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-1 >

kkk's Top 103 Posters Number 7: Vern Gagne When trying to think of a significant moment or two from Mr. Gagne, I can’t come up with anything. Much like sfaJack, Vern has always been one of those posters who have been just “there.” That’s not a bad thing mind you. He hates his commie state. Man, he started that thread when I was in Ohio. Jesus Christ, was this a long time ago. Duh-Whine? Voinobitch? Ha, he said “Paul Welfare.” Those were the days. Speaking of “the days,” I take back what I said about Vern with my first sentence. How the hell did I forget this blast from the past. But why is Vern ranked so high up? Because he's the Conservative Brigade member who loads the ammo inside the tank. 8:15 p.m. • I forgot that Foxy Brown was in jail. Wow, she's hardcore. She's on a few songs as a guest vocalist for some of the albums in my collection, but I never cared for her. How did she get into jail again? Going to Rikers for that? Oh well, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 6:15 p.m. • Got this from the other place. Don't you know that not killing enough Muslims to keep gravediggers employed is one of the worst things you can do to a Muslim male.. The Bush economy strikes again. Boy, this really is a global economy. • I don't go to casinos because I have better ways to flush my money down the toilet, but what exactly is a Players Club card? I ask because a homeless man has one.