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So you going to eat some more tonight?

Here we go: Kahran: Arizona 21, Pittsburgh 24 Arizona 370 yards, Pittsburgh 300 yards Devo: Arizona 28, Pittsburgh 24 Arizona 284 yards, Pittsburgh 278 yards Both picked the Cards, so it will be determined by TB score. Kahran: 45 points Devo: 52 points Much like the Super Bowl, kkk Bowl VI came down to the last-second: But there was a flag on the play... However, that really didn't matter much.... Devo: San Francisco 49ers kkk Bowl VI Champion

I just got those green bag "as seen on TV" things that are supposed to keep food fresher longer. It seems to work with the lettuce I put in there.

I haven't seen cheese sticks like that which could be considered a "bargain." Most are a few dollars a box, and you don't get much for the money. Then again, when I'm in the frozen food section, I don't pick up these items. If you can get to a Sam's Club or Costco with a friend's membership card you would probably have a much better chance of getting more for your money. I will say that when I go through the weekly grocery store ads I rarely see this food on sale, and they aren't often offered in Sunday newspaper coupon packs. The only exception I have seen were those "TGIF appetizers" and even after the store and coupon discount I still wouldn't consider that to be a good value ($2 per box), unless you are really craving for a few cheese sticks/potato skins.

Define cheap.

You can't pony up the extra 20 cents?

Wouldn't a better "stimulus" be a $5 foot-long?

My n*gga. 11 p.m. • While some may think President Hussein may be able to walk on water, he sure can't walk through windows/doors/walls. Remember when a certain ex-president made such a flub? • Boy, it's a good thing Osama didn't pick this former senator to head anything in the Treasury department. That would have been embarrassing. • If Bruce shouldn't have made a deal somewhere, it should have been with his vetting team. Who WOULDN'T think a deal with Wal-Mart would go over well with the commies he frolics with? • OK, if you can't see the writing on the wall here, then you deserve to show up to work one day and find the doors locked.

Not even Jesus could love that town. Actually, the only Onion article ever to make me laugh (for the right reasons) was one about an athlete blaming God/Jesus for his team's loss.

My mother-in-law once went on a diet that featured only eating two bacon-lettuce sandwiches per day. That's it. My mother-in-law passed about a week later. My mother-in-law is not all up there.

I can ignore tolerate most cliches. But these two gave it their 110 percent and made it to the big-leagues. "He may be the smallest person on the field/court, but he's got the BIGGEST HEART." and "Boy I sure wouldn't want to face THAT team in the playoffs."

Devo and Kahran PM'd me their picks/points/yards. I'm holding off until noon Sunday to post them in case either one wants to adjust their selections.

10 a.m. • So I have finally found a set of car insurance commercials that I hate more than the Geioco Cavemen. Those Progressive ads with the burnette cashier. Good God. At least a few (and I mean "a few") of the Geico ads had a smirk/chuckle moment to them. These ones are atrocious. However, I finally laughed at one of the Progressive ads, but probably for the wrong reason. If you can stand it, get through to the end of this ad for the invisible voice-over line. 11 a.m. • Now we're comparing the dining habits of our two most recent presidents? You know what? After reading this drivel my opinion of W. just went up a bit more. He can sit next to me at a Golden Corral any time. I want to stab with a rusty fork those people that talk more about the food they're getting at a restaurant than those that just want go out to eat. Wait, did I just make another presidential death thread? Shit. Well I'll just copy what a columnist of color said a while back about another public figure. That ought to put me in the clear.

At least the Free Credit band only has 5 or so ads.

Oh Christ, my welfare in-laws do that same shit, although not at 5:30 a.m. These are the welfare queens that have the yearly Memorial Day cookout with our money -- not the toothless Mexican welfare brood. And nothing says "I love you" more than taking you to a big-box retailer to pick something out. How old are you again -- 30 or 3?

Didn't you retire?

I was talking about Mike's bleeding vagina (I'm guessing you are yakking about Obama). So yes, I will enjoy it... for the next 4-8 years. Serves him (and you) right. Actually, I was talking about the whole gang.

Yeah, I'm going to embrace what's right. By calling you a no-good race-baiting piece of shit. Now it's time for the PeTe RoCkKk ReMiX~!!! Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day... --When Black will not think wedlock births are wack... --When Brown, after realizing the importance of border security, will not frown... --When the Red Man will finally own up for letting Euros kick his people's ass several hundred years ago, man... --When Yellow will stop taking shit from the other groups and start to bellow. Seriously, what is up with you guys? You don't bother anyone, you save your money, you send your kids to good schools, yet the trash surrounding you hates this and tries to keep putting you down. Fuck that... err, where was I? Oh, yeah... --And when White, upon hearing threats of RACISM~!, will stop reacting in fright. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen, or at least go...

You got 4-8 more years of it. Enjoy.

When your better half asks how long you intend to keep this up, don't say, "Four to eight years." 8 p.m. • I guess the day wasn't a total loss. Yeah, I know. Freeze/froze/blahblahblah.

Remember that you're playing against the team that didn't want your services at the helm. For God's sake please beat the Steelers, if only because if the black and gold win I'll have to deal with local stories like, "OMG DAN ROONEY IS GOING TO MEET PRESIDENT HUSSEIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE" once the winning Super Bowl team heads to D.C. Yeah, ol' Dan sure loves Osama -- that's why he was trying to sell the Steelers before President Hussein could jack up the capital gains tax. That old bastard should have to pay out the difference anyway; do as I say not as I do indeed. 8:45 p.m. • So I don't know what's funnier. Hearing the better half yell "fatass" whenever the Arizona Cardinals did something good in today's game against the Philadelphia Eagles ("fatass" is her pet name for our Philly-based governor; she hates everything from the City of Brotherly Love now), or hearing her shout obscenities whenever there’s yet another ad/reference to President Hussein and his big day. • I'm glad the Steelers didn't score any points at the end of the first half. That "roughing the punter" call was utter bullshit.

Welcome home, guys. This part made me laugh. "Reputations?" These guys are going to be idols along the conservative circuit. From now on, just let the invaders come on in. Hell, it's not like President Hussein and a Democrat Congress are going to try and stifle the tide of illegals from swallowing the Southwest.

Calling me a traitor would imply at one time I donned the black and gold. Actually, I wouldn't mind either team winning. Today's entry aside, the Steelers are a well-run franchise, and I've always liked Whisenhunt. And just because I'm from the area doesn't mean I call 'em like I see 'em. You have to admit that roughing call was b.s. Hey, Philly lost and once again the "OMG MCNABB DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE TO THROW TO" talk has come up -- lol.

Remember a while back you asked which ESPN nimrod I was talking about regarding this past entry? Saw him again this morning and got the name: Michael Hill.

Devo v. Kahran. Arizona v. Pittsburgh (6.5)