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(Was going to make an OMG Washington Times crack, but I think I'll go the Chris Berman path...) Now, when I look at Estrada, I don't see a Latino. At all. Ever. I've never viewed him as a Latino...

Uncle Tom Jackson, it's not OK to be a Neanderthal. But it's OK to be a Democrat Neanderthal...

Bah. If you go to an urban fast-food place of course it's going to be dirty and disgusting. Good thing they didn't do this study when I worked at one of those places -- lord knows what they might have found in the food I prepared had they pissed me off...

*Shakes head as well* I have no words to describe how stupid this story is (Liv being "fat," not the story itself.) How can Liv be blacklisted for eating a Whopper three weeks ago, but yet Mikey Moore is allowed to be seen in theaters every time he makes a "documentary"?...

OMG YOU RACIST! Too bad once Irvin would say that it would get edited out every time the segment was aired, thus causing Poo-Face to drop out of his presidential bid and threaten to boycott whoever and whatever is within reach...

Ohhh, I missed that one. What did he say exactly? I was too busy laughing at Racist Dusty's kid crying...

I'm an A-Rod fan but I don't think he should have won it. But I'll go on living somehow...

LOL -- so did I. Two wild cards from each division? This ain't the NBA or NHL...

Bastard, I was going to say that. Oh well, while on the subject of lushes I'll just quote what Rush said today... "What's gone on here since I've been gone? So I see that Ted Kennedy called a bunch of highly respected minorities "Neanderthals." The fact that Ted Kennedy is still in the Senate and hasn't been force to resign, means that nothing's changed. It's just a good thing Senator Kennedy didn't say it on ESPN, or he might have resigned."

He's getting his free crap with my hard-earned money. Commie...

Something is acting screwy. This is what I wanted to put under Rant's quote...

Mike, are we going to have to hook you up to the R-U-Racist machine?... A brain scan that can apparently root out racists has been developed by scientists. The technique was used on white volunteers shown photographs of black individuals. In those with racist tendencies, a surge of activity was seen in part of the brain that controls thoughts and behaviour. Scientists believe this reflected volunteers' attempts to to curb their latent racism. After interacting with real black individuals, the same group performed poorly in a task designed to test mental resources. The American researchers concluded that harbouring racial prejudice, even unintentionally, stirred up an inner struggle that exhausted the brain. Dr Jennifer Richeson, assistant professor of psychological and brain sciences at Dartmouth College, Hanover, New Hampshire, said: "We were surprised to find brain activity in response to faces of black individuals predicted how research participants performed on cognitive tasks after actual interracial interactions." The scientists first measured the racial bias of 30 white individuals using a standard technique. Volunteers were given a computer test to record the ease with which they associated with white and black racial groups with concepts that were positive or negative. Those with higher levels of racial bias took longer to associate white people with negative concepts and black people with positive concepts. The study participants were then asked to interact with either a white or a black individual. Afterwards, they underwent a test which involved making a mental effort to inhibit instinctive responses. The scan experiment employed a technique called functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to map brain activity.

Love that movie -- saw it in theaters, have the video, will get the DVD on day. This is one of my favorite "spoof" flicks, and personally I think it's better than any of the Scary Movies. Oh, wait -- my opinion doesn't count because I'm a racist...

And speaking of J-Lo... J.Lo may be glad, but the feeling's not contagious. A former dancer who claims Lopez's video for the single "I'm Glad" is an unauthorized depiction of her life filed a suit against the performer in federal court in Los Angeles Thursday. The plaintiff, Maureen Marder, served as the real-life inspiration for 1983's Flashdance, starring Jennifer Beals as a construction worker by day, dancer by night. The movie in turn served as the inspiration for Lopez's video, which the former Fly Girl called an "homage" to the original. Flashdance was a smash hit at the box office, becoming a cultural phenom--who could forget all those cut-off sweatshirts? Marder, however, earned only $2,300 for her contribution to the film, leaving her bitter and unwilling to grant sequel rights or permit any further use of her identity or story. Twenty years later, Sony released the video for "I'm Glad" in spring 2003. Many of the defining and well-known scenes from Flashdance are featured--recreated à la Lopez. The video received positive reviews, played in heavy rotation on MTV and has been a commercial success--however, neither Jenny from the Block nor Sony ever thought to ask anyone's permission to make the video, and Marder has received nary a dime. "Flashdance owes both its story and its soul to Maureen Marder," said her lawyer, Robert Helfing. "But she received almost nothing for her contribution, accepting a small sum of cash from the producers who told her the movie was only generally about dancing and would not feature the details of her life. "In the last 20 years, she has tried to put that betrayal behind her, but she is penniless, disabled with a spinal injury, and trying to raise a teenage daughter. Now her life story is on the screen again--and other people are profiting from it--with no acknowledgement of her rights, let alone fair compensation for her contribution." Helfing stated that he and his client tried to settle the matter out of court, but could not get Lopez to lend her attention to the matter. "We tried to resolve this claim without litigation, but Sony and Lopez ignored us. And Paramount denies that Ms. Marder has any rights," Helfing said. "We filed the suit because Maureen can't let this happen to her again." Camp Lopez remained mum on the topic of the suit, merely telling E!, "We don't think it's appropriate to comment on a complaint we haven't even seen." This is the second time the video has drawn unwanted attention. Back in May, Paramount sent a letter to Lopez's record label claiming the "I'm Glad" clip was more rip-off than tribute. The studio claimed its copyright on Flashdance had been violated because Epic Records didn't ask (or pay) for permission. Eventually, the beef was dropped after the two sides reached an undisclosed deal. La Lopez has been keeping herself busy of late, with the launch of a new line of lingerie through her Sweetface Fashion Company, numerous upcoming gigs in the show-biz world and future occasional cameo appearances on a daytime talk show hosted by sister Lynda. Her quest to truly seal the fusion that is Bennifer is still apparently in the works as well--though where the nuptials will take place is up for grabs. Some reports say New York, some say California--we say, get it over with already.

Screw that. I'm not helping out a bunch of anti-gun hippies. Raise hell with what you disagree with...

When I saw that Pittsburgh game earlier in the season I was so amazed at how this team improved in less than one season. And really the only thing that burned the Bengals that game was the fake field goal. Are the home games in Cincy still blacked out for the most part, or are there people finally going to the games, Choken?...

Well I'm sure it's pretty fucking relevant to Black Nah, he was dead already...

Fuck the NAACP, "black leaders," and all of that other bullshit. YAY - I'm now a racist! Who wants to be in my club?...

Yep. Division winners and two wild cards from each *EDIT* conference. For the postseason you'll be picking the winners of each round that you team is involved in and give a score for each game -- the score will act as a sort of mega-tiebreaker. And these picks will be PM'd to me...

Aside from a 30-10 loss at Denver in Week 1, look at their defeats: Oakland: 20-23 Pittsburgh: 10-17 Buffalo: 16-22 Arizona: 10-17 All close, all against teams they, at this point in the season, are better than. Could you imagine if the Bengals would have pulled two or three of these games out?...

Insta-results and stuff... Houston Texans (Bored 5-5) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 6-4) Washington Redskins (Human Fly 5-4) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 6-3) TBD Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 7-3) d. St. Louis Rams (kkk 5-5) Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 3-6) @ Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 3-6) TBD Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 5-5) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-6) Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 5-5) d. Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 6-4) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 6-4) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 5-5) New York Giants (bob_barron 5-5) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 4-6) Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 8-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 3-7) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 6-4) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 5-5) New York Jets (Gert T 8-2) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 5-5) Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 3-7) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 3-7) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 4-5) @ Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 3-6) TBD Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 4-6) d. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 3-7) Dallas Cowboys (Just John 6-4) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 4-6) Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 5-5) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 6-4)

If there are idiots out there willing to buy it then more power to her...

Maybe she can get Durst on her show and yell at him for 15 minutes...

Flyboy, the poster that used to be Flik has a strange way of picking his games. The pointy side of the ">" selection is the team he picks. So Green Bay < Tampa Bay means he picked the Pack...

Already gave my better half a beating this morning -- do you want to be the second?...