kkktookmybabyaway

One commercial I like now is a FexEx one that plays during NFL games where the punchline is "FedEx shipping, so easy even an MBA can do it..."

AH-HAH! So that was your plan all along. Use the phrase to death, go "it's been overused" and thus send it to the slaughterhouse. You can have "FAU..." when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Oh, and I can see the political ads now. DEAN WANTZ DA TERRORISTS TO TAINT YOUR BURGER -- VOTE FOR GEPHARDT/KERRY (who by the way served in Vietnam*)/MOSELEY-BRAUN/EDWARDS/GRAHAM (if he's still around)/KUCINICH/LIEBERMAN. *See Mike, moderation...

And plus I'd probaby have to sleep with her or something. No thanks. I'll just wait for the Hepatitis to kick in...

No way I'm watching "Bowling..." to find out...

Mikey used that scene, too? I remember that. Didn't know he killed his dog. Good thing he shot himself, becasue he deserved a fate much worse than that for killing his pup. Unless, of course, he gave the pooch AIDS, too...

Darn. Po-po didn't draw any blood. So are we going to f*ck now or what?...

Wait a second here, I don't watch Mikey Moore "documentaries" anymore so I want to get this right. Mikey used in this anti-gun film an image of the Bud Dwyer suicide? I guess ol' Tons of Fun would have rather had Dwyer set off a bomb at his press conference. Then again, had Dwyer done that he would have taken some reporters with him. Mikey might have a point here...

Wasn’t much of a zing because my future white-trash sister-in-law is the only one in that household I’m dreading becoming a family member of. And in her case, with all the warrants out for her arrests, and her numerous “second chances” that she gets despite breaking the law makes me loathe the judicial system even MORE, if that’s possible...

Well, with the various dead-end jobs worked during my schooling years, I can safely say that the redneck sect of my race doesn't think too highly of the judicial system either...

You were. Kinda. I did make a mistake regarding your score (had you picking Dallas), but it only made your victory that much more funnier. Your picks (copied and pasted from the Week 10 Prediction Thread): Arizona N.Y. Giants Chicago Kansas City Cincinnati Indianapolis Tennessee LOCK Seattle Tampa Bay Minnesota Buffalo N.Y. Jets Baltimore Green Bay fazzle's picks: Pittsburgh N.Y. Giants Chicago Kansas City Houston Indianapolis Tennessee Seattle Tampa Bay Minnesota Buffalo N.Y. Jets Baltimore Green Bay Both of you had 13 points for your tie-breaker. Carolina won the game 27-24, which means you won the tie-breaker 11-14. You got FOUR PICKS RIGHT and STILL WON. So you’re right. You were supposed to lose, but you didn’t...

No. Give it the right to life. Just use it when the time fits...

I'll wait until that happens. And yes, I'd treat that judge in the same fashion and I do Racist Dusty...

Just tell me where I screwed up... Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 3-6) d Carolina Panthers (fazzle 6-3) 4-4 (tie breaker 11-14) Houston Texans (Bored 4-5) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 3-6) 9-7 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 6-3) d. Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 4-5) 9-8 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 3-6) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 5-4) 6-6 (tie breaker 8-23) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery via kkk’s picks 4-5) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 3-6) 6-6, (tie breaker 0-12) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-5) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 4-5) 6-6 (tie breaker 1-8) New York Giants (bob_barron 4-5) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 5-4) 8-7 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 7-2) d. Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 4-5) 7-6 Washington Redskins (Human Fly 5-4) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 3-6) 7-6 San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 6-3) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-7) 8-6 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 5-4) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 6-3) 9-7 New York Jets (Gert T 7-2) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 3-6) 8-8 (tie breaker 3-12) Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 6-3) d. St. Louis Rams (kkk’s picks 5-4) 7-6 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 4-5) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 3-6) 8-6 Open Dates: Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 7-2 <PF: 83, PA: 74, TB: 53> Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 6-3 <PF: 80, PA: 77, TB: 102> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 4-5 <PF: 76, PA: 76, TB: 81> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 4-5 <PF: 80, PA: 81, TB: 112> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 6-3 <PF: 78, PA: 77, TB: 39> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 4-5 <PF: 76, PA: 78, TB: 74> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery, but that may change) 4-5 <PF: 79, PA: 83, TB: 105> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 3-6 <PF: 76, PA: 81, TB: 77> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 7-2 <PF: 81, PA: 78, TB: 79> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 5-4 <PF: 77, PA: 69, TB: 150> Houston Texans (Bored) 4-5 <PF: 83, PA: 80, TB: 64> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 3-6 <PF: 70, PA: 78, TB: 48> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 6-3 <PF: 79, PA: 73, TB: 116> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-4 <PF: 84, PA: 78, TB: 59> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 3-6 <PF: 79, PA: 85, TB: 100> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 3-6 <PF: 77, PA: 79, TB: 91> NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 5-4 <PF: 74, PA: 76, TB: 103> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 5-4 <PF: 84, PA: 81, TB: 85> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 4-5 <PF: 78, PA: 77, TB: 64> New York Giants (bob_barron) 4-5 <PF: 74, PA: 64, TB: 76> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 6-3 <PF: 80, PA: 75, TB: 52> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 4-5 <PF: 75, PA: 85, TB: 67> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 3-6 <PF: 77, PA: 81, TB: 65> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 2-7 <PF: 67, PA: 74, TB: 74> NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 6-3 <PF: 73, PA: 68, TB: 54> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 5-4 <PF: 72, PA: 74, TB: 88> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 5-4 <PF: 80, PA: 80, TB: 90> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 3-6 <PF: 64, PA: 71, TB: 98> NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 6-3 <PF: 83, PA: 73, TB: 104> St. Louis Rams (kkk for the moment) 5-4 <PF: 74, PA: 72, TB: 88> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-5 <PF: 77, PA: 80, TB: 68> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 3-6 <PF: 71, PA: 74, TB: 76>

Couldn't care less about her, but at least some good came out of that stupid reality show. BTW: Is it still on the air?...

...you just had to bring that one up didn't you? I was at least expecting some Pirates self-loathing <g> That was the first incident that came to mind. Don't forget, Gary was a longtime Steeler. I felt bad for him afterward, which is a rarity when it comes to me...

It's OK Jobber. If it makes you feel better, whenever I agree with something you say I take a shower. Do you want to do a "FAU...2003!" shout-out?...

This is the only thing about that article I like. Stupid. Plain and simple...

It seems like there's a lot of material to cover in the ROTK movie, and I was wondering how it was going to be made up in the final movie -- doesn't what happen to Frodo in regards to the "trap" Gollum sets up at the end of the film version of TTT actually occur at the end of TTT's book?...

Funny thing is if Wal-Mart didn't hire these folks, it would probably get sued for discrimination because they were Mexicans...

I wonder how the condom got put in the soup? And why are the other chicks suing?... SANTA ANA, Calif. -- Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year. Laila Sultan said she was eating at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on Feb. 26, 2002, when she bit into something rubbery. "We said, 'Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions. When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom. She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom vomiting and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety. Sultan, Wild, Cindy Hammond and Annamarie Sigala, who were all having the clam chowder that day, filed suit, claiming negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Their case is scheduled for trial Jan. 12. A lawyer for the restaurant said McCormick & Schmick's has no idea how the condom got into the soup. "It's as big a mystery to us as it is to anybody else," said attorney Patrick Stark. "We are going to argue there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant." McCormick & Schmick's, a privately owned chain that owns 42 upscale restaurants in 19 states, sued the company that supplied its clams. A judge ruled in favor of the supplier last September. Sultan, who lives in Stanton, said she had visited the restaurant before and never had a problem. On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom. How could a condom get into the chowder? It's a mystery, Patrick Stark, attorney for McCormick & Schmick's, told the Los Angeles Times. The restaurant sued American Roland Food Corp., which supplied the clams, but a judge ruled for the supplier in September, according to The Times. At the forthcoming trial, the restaurant chain will argue that "there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant," Stark told The Times. "Either it came from (the four women) or it was thrown in as a practical joke by another patrol at the restaurant." The condom was seized by the restaurant manager, the women said, adding that he told them the insurance company had instructed him not to return it or let them photograph it. The women's lawsuit says the condom was "a possibly used one," but Stark told The Times that, because it was rolled up, "it was clearly unused." Sultan and Wild told The Times the women have tested negative for HIV.

I heard the same thing on Jim Rome's show. Oh, I heard on the radio that she's dating John Cusack -- anybody else hear that?... Yeah that was on the cover of US or People or something similar this week. Thanks. That week's issue of US is still in the mail for me...

Wrong choice of wording, my bad...

Oh, him. Too bad *shrugs*...

Who?...

The Brewers have $30 million to shave? Wow. Glad to see THAT new stadium is making them more competitive...