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Man, there was this one kitty a friend of my dad had that I was TERRIFIED of. Thing would always growl and attack anyone that entered. Of course now with my three kids, every time we have a guest over they all run for the nearest bed to hide under...

Well, if it's on OMG FAUX NEWS LOL2003! then the woman is probably making it up. I'm suspicious when lawsuits of this nature pop up, but anything is possible (still have nightmares about the chicken mcnugget that was a chicken head). This is just the kind of case for a scumbag lawyer to sink his teeth into (pun intended)...

Wow, when this thread first popped up I said my part, thought it was going to go by the wayside and left to go see Pirates of the Caribbean. Anyway, my little story is this: While working one night this kid came in wearing a "Jesus is a Cunt" t-shirt. Curious, I asked him why Jesus is, as he proclaimed, a "cunt." Like what exactly did Jesus ever do to him to deserve that label. He just stared at me for a few seconds, mumbled something and left. The end. Back to your fighting...

Because it's RACIST! We're not supposed to judge people by the color of their skin, no matter how easy it is to do so. I remember one time back in school my journalism teacher was trying to describe a person to a student he was supposed to interview. This guy was the only black teacher in the place, but she wasn't saying the "b" work when trying to describe him. Good times...

Wish he was black so he wouldn't be saying "honkey" so freakin' much. Is this the kid on Jimmy Kimmel's show?...

There was a Marshalls in the mall where I used to work, but I don't think I ever bought anything there...

Oh yeah -- I gotta quit thinking like a Westerner...

Maybe if we add some sound effects: A lawn maintenance worker was killed this morning after his riding mower flipped near the edge of a small lake at an apartment complex, pinning him under the water. <PLOP! SPLASH!> The 29-year-old man was trapped about 20 minutes before co-workers spotted the wheels of the upturned mower, <DERP!> ran to the lake, and pulled him out, according to Marion County Sheriff's deputies. "I saw the guys all running and yelling … everybody was trying to pump him <GURGLE! GURGLE! GURGLE!> and give him CPR until an ambulance arrived," said Arnel Cummins, 34, who also was working at the Brookview Apartments, 1150 Aqua Vista Drive. Didn't do anything for me. Oh well, at least I tried...

OK people who are offended by this book, listen up: JUST IGNORE THE THING. The more press you give it the more people will know about it. And if people find out Jesus was a doper, it might fill up the pews on Sunday -- of course, then those dirty stoners would probably stink up the church and take money from the collection plate...

Maybe the guy owed Boo some money or something...

While we're on the subject of video games, Flik, what's the name of the game your Avatar character is in? I can't remember...

I don't bother with them, and for the record I'm an Aries...

Will you be planting the Al Bundy flag that site? Betcha can't get into the Survivors folder. And WTF -- Environmental issues - with or without feminist slant! What to they talk about -- how MEN chop down all the trees?...

Where do you live Dmann? The GC where I used to live never had them, but the Ryan's did...

You have to admit he'd be quite entertaining on C-Span when Congressmen (and women) do those special order speeches, or whatever they're called...

http://pub62.ezboard.com/ffeministparentsf...opicID=40.topic yesterday nia said oh look a brown baby and a white baby. It bothered me a great deal, but I only said well that baby isn't white, its more of a pinky colour isn't it? Lame. She must have got this from nursery because I've neverr talked to her about it. But I'm surprised because they tend to be very politically correct, and while the children there are predominantly white, there are a number of black and asian (another crap term I know) children. So I'm just checking whether this 'brown' thing has passed me by. To the best of my knowledge (and as a social reseracher I cond=sider myself pretty up on these subjects lol) 'black' was still the acceptable term. I know my cousins hated being called brown and wanted to be called black. Anyway, guess I'm asking whether you would have explained to a 2.5 yr old that the acceptable term is black? I guess thats why I took issue with the white baby... Perhaps I'm thinking about it too much Oh lord. I shudder to think what these kids will be like 16 years from now...

Oops, should have used some proper names in my last post. And who exactly was Castro going to give his $10 to once he got it -- the people?...

And who exactly was he going to give his $10 to -- the people? Everybody's a capitalist...

Wow, breaking the law and being dubbed a super hero -- guess my future crackhead sister-in-law is leading a double life or something. Too bad when I first heard of his name I though he'd be a gyrating pro wrestler...

Actually, if he were to run, being called the Ultimate Warrior would be a catchy political slogan. I'll be YOUR Ultimate Warrior, taking on Liberal Devils in Congress. Of course, he'd have to run in a place where the people there think the South is still fighting the War...

And people wonder why AIDS is going to swallow that place whole...

He probably sees this game as a warm-up against other real teams...

Speaking of the Giants: http://www.foxsports.com/content/view?cont...ntentId=1674958 Fan dies after fall from right-field wall SAN FRANCISCO (AP)— A fan fell to his death at Pacific Bell Park on Wednesday night, shortly before the San Francisco Giants clinched the NL West title. According to witnesses, the man attempted to climb down the outside of the right-field wall onto the walkway 24 feet below to retrieve something he dropped during the eighth inning. He slipped and fell onto the field-level walkway between the fence and McCovey Cove, according to Giants vice president of communications Staci Slaughter. Police and paramedics responded to the scene, but the fan, whose identity was not revealed, died from his injuries, Slaughter said. San Francisco police didn't immediately return phone calls seeking comment. "As far as we're concerned, it was an accident," Slaughter said. "It's just a tragedy." It's the first death at Pacific Bell Park since it opened in 2000. The right-field wall borders McCovey Cove, where long homers land in the water. The Giants and their fans were unaware of the accident as they celebrated their division title moments later. NOTE: It's not a "tragedy," it's Darwinism...

An update... http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/6648869 Steelers' Porter returns to practice, expects to play PITTSBURGH -- Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Joey Porter returned to practice Wednesday, only 2½ weeks after being injured in a drive-by shooting in Denver. When Porter was shot by an unknown assailant in a nightclub parking lot Aug. 31 following the Colorado State-Colorado game, the Steelers estimated he could miss as much as half the season. Instead, he is expected to play Sunday in Cincinnati after sitting out only two games. "I'm just happy to go out there and have a chance to do what I love doing, and that's play football," Porter said Wednesday. "To be able to do it 20 days after what happened is actually amazing." The bullet grazed Porter's buttocks and lodged in his right thigh before being surgically removed. Doctors said the threat of infection and the possibility that scar tissue might form around the wound made it difficult to predict how long Porter would be out. However, doctors told Porter the wound began healing immediately and without complications. That has allowed him to return almost as quickly as was possible with such an injury. Porter said it is important for him to practice well this week so that he can get ready to play at game speed again. "As far as running straight and cutting, anybody can go out there and do that -- that's not playing football," said Porter, who practiced with the starting defense. "I've got to find out what I can do taking on a double team block or having to cover somebody or wrapping up and making a tackle." Porter is hoping his return will provide a lift to a defense that allowed Kansas City's Priest Holmes to rush for 122 yards and three touchdowns in the Chiefs' 41-20 victory Sunday. The Steelers were No. 1 against the run the last two seasons but are 23rd overall two games into the season. "I just want to go out there and put what happened behind me and get back to playing football and, after that, just try to get this team going," Porter said. "When you watch from the sidelines, you can't be a part of that and it hurts."

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