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Yep, you know high schoolers made this one. Need a little more experience in the sack before making movies, kids...

If the telemarketing industry goes under, I'm sure the caller ID market will take a big hit, too...

Why doesn't this music critic blast the band's copywriter? And if we're going to be picky on spelling, let's read some of those credits on Rap albums...

Nevermortal Choken One The Dames Kinetic RavishingRickRudo Dr. Tom Incandenza IDrinkRatsMilk Ripper Spaceman Spiff Corey Lazarus Wrestling Deacon R2DFooster McSockman Bravesfan The New Me Anglesault...

When we can make jokes about one another and not go OMG RACIST/XENOPHOBE...

I say we ban playgrounds because child molesters scope out kids there...

It's the fact you are on public transportation -- when you give the underclass the same access to places (bus, Wal-Mart, etc.) as normal people, you tend to zero in on their wacky behavior. When I commuted daily to/from home while attending college it seemed there was a crazy-person story I could tell every day. However, with time, I have forgotten most of my encounters. What really sticks out are two instances. 1) Homeless/ghetto trash peeing on the side of buildings that were designated historical landmarks. 2) Seeing these panhandlers work in shifts at a nearby McDonalds...

No. Kids will just eat twice the amount of Twinkies they would normally consume -- after all, they're LOW-FAT...

Eagan got banned for what he said on this thread?...

Fishies, Lobster and shrimp -- oh yum...

Somehow I doubt you make as much money for your employer (NBA, Lakers, endorsement deals) as Kobe does...

I do try and accommodate the people that want to take surveys. I don't know why; I'm a big softie. I worked as one of those phone survey jobs -- for a day. I asked them in the interview if this involved cold calling and was told no. Well, they lied (surprise, surprise) and I left...

I wonder how much money will be made now that telemarketers can call people that don't want to be bothered?...

So I cast a few pity votes in the first round. Sue me...

Wow, our kiddies are either too fat or two thin. What will we do to protect our children?...

The Shield NYPD Blue (although it's slipping) South Park OZ (repeats on HBO Zone)...

You hit the nail right on the head, bro...

*chomp, chomp* Anybody got some BBQ sauce to add flavor to my words? *chomp, chomp...*

I have no problem with TSM. And like that South Park character said, "If ya don't like it, then git out..."

"Only start one new thread per forum, per day." I'm assuming this is per member -- I can live with that rule. "Do not post using ANY sort of derogatory/prejudicial language." I don't like this one. "Do not post flaming insults directed at individuals." Isn't that what NHB is for? "Do not make fun of the recently deceased!" Once again, I don't like this rule. "Search the forum before starting a new thread to see if there is already discussion on your topic. " I think most of us do this. The spoiler rule we already do here, and anything not mentioned I could care less about...

Wow, someone told me Evenflow won this last time. Only losing by one point to the champ; I'm content. Actually, it was three points -- 28-25...

As long as you skip Week 4 with your 11+ correct-pick streak I'll be fine with it...

If this is true: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO -- Leave my Star Wars alone. Christ I cringe every time I see that added footage in ROTJ right before where Jabba puts that dancer into the monster pit. For the record, I think it would be great if Matt and Trey would really redo their "anal probe" episode like they said they would in that commercial spoof...

One of the only exceptions to the "alleged" rule I have is OJ Simpson...

Think of it like this. Lock = Bravesfan Tiebreaker score = kkk...