kkktookmybabyaway

If you can't win at the Blackjack table, go for the courtroom -- your odds are better...

I have no clue when Bravesfan is coming back, and there is no way I'm adding up all those scores in his contest. He told me that he would be moving this week, so I'm guessing that he's not quite settled in his new surroundings just yet. For now I figure it's safe for anyone in his contest to put your picks up for this week on this thread and he can sort out the mess when he finally gets back on-line (if he ever does come back *insert dramatic music*). <<<POSSIBLE OPEN TEAM FOR KKK'S CONTEST>>> With Eagan getting banned, I e-mailed him and said he could still send me his weekly picks for my contest. However, I have not heard from him at all. So, if somebody would be interested in taking the BUFFALO BILLS, just say so in your post below -- first come first serve. Remember, mention in your post you want the Bills and put down how many points you think they will score on Sunday (that's my tiebreaker). If Eagan gets in touch with me before Saturday, then he keeps his team. If I don't hear from him the person that claimed the Bills first will take over. If nobody wants Buffalo (they have a 3-1 record so far this season) then my picks for my team, the Steelers, will also represent the Bills. Pick away... Week 5 games: Minnesota Vikings @ Atlanta Falcons Cincinnati Bengals @ Buffalo Bills New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers Oakland Raiders @ Chicago Bears Arizona Cardinals @ Dallas Cowboys Seattle Seahawks @ Green Bay Packers Denver Broncos @ Kansas City Chiefs Tennessee Titans @ New England Patriots Miami Dolphins @ New York Giants San Diego Chargers @ Jacksonville Jaguars Washington Redskins @ Philadelphia Eagles Detroit Lions @ San Francisco 49ers Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers Indianapolis Colts @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers KKK Matchups Week 5 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) @ Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2) Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) @ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 3-1) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 2-1) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-1) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) @ Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 1-3) Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 3-1) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 1-2) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 2-1) San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2) Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) @ Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) 10/6 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-2) Open Dates: Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) Houston Texans (Bored) New York Jets (Gert T) St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle)

Great, then they'll get sued for making these fatties even fatter. Should have offered to buy everyone treadmills or something -- nobody would take 'em..

Damn, that's like one ever 30-45 minutes. I guess if you rub one out quick enough and then spend the rest of the time resting it could be done. But there's no way I want someone from Guinness sitting nearby keeping track -- unless she was hot...

Frankly, I could care less about this story. I just found it funny considering the name of the high school. The band director could just say he wanted to re-enact WWII and have the Nazi flag run all over Paris again (high school, that is). Of course, the bigger question is who in their right mind would pull this kind of stunt in Texas of all places and be shocked at the reaction this performance caused?... http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/na...ation-headlines Texas Band Chief Apologizes for Nazi Flag DALLAS -- A high school band director has apologized for a halftime performance that included "Deutschland Uber Alles," the anthem closely associated with Adolf Hitler, and a student running across the field with a Nazi flag. Charles Grissom, Paris High School's band director, said his intention was to have a historical performance featuring the flags and music of the nations that fought during World War II. The show, titled "Visions of World War II," nearly caused a melee at Friday night's football game at Dallas' Hillcrest High School. "We were booed," Grissom said Monday. "We had things thrown at us. We were cursed." Paris' assistant coaches were even targeted as they made their way through the bleachers to a press box after halftime. "The assistant coaches ... got blasted, cursed," said Brent Southworth, Paris' head football coach. Grissom said he never intended to offend anyone, and he apologized repeatedly. "We had an error in judgment," Grissom told The Dallas Morning News in an interview published Tuesday. "Our intent was never to cause any harm." The show was performed in Paris, about 100 miles northeast of Dallas, a week earlier after the homecoming game against Athens. The band, which began working on the show in August, planned to perform it at the University Interscholastic League contest Oct. 15. The show also includes the flags and music of France, Britain, Japan and the United States. The flags were raised in intervals that corresponded with the music of the nations. An announcement over loudspeakers before the performance explained the school was trying to do a "historical, accurate depiction of the event." Mark Briskman, regional director for the Anti-Defamation League, said his organization received many calls and e-mails expressing shock "that in 2003, this type of insensitivity would occur." "This can serve as an educational tool that there are certain tools and certain symbols that still carry ... an amount of hurt," Briskman said. "It was a mistake, and they've apologized for it, and we basically accept their apology."

Source please. And it better not be from FAUX NEWS or the NY POST...

LaParkaYourCar Ripper Youth N Asia The New Me...

I cannot find the server. And I looked everywhere -- even under the bed...

I would say the Klan ran off with little Joey, but I'm tired of saying that every time one of these threads gets created. So I'll just say it's the title to my favorite Ramones song...

Thanks for the kind words, the only thing that irks me is the 1 or 2 mistakes I make each week. I have each team's schedule charted out so keeping track isn't that difficult. I have an idea regarding posting individual matchups that I'm going to try and put into place for Week 5. And for those wondering what happened to Bravesfan, he told me that he was moving across state lines (and across an ocean, too) so he may not have Internet access yet...

I guess I'm supposed to feel bad but oh well...

No, this means one of two things. 1) Your picks go up against mine -- anybody that doesn't submit their picks has his team represented by me. 2) I'll be mentioning in the Week 5 Pick 'em thread that if Eagan doesn't give me his picks (I e-mailed him and said he's still welcome in my contest) then somebody else can claim the Bills on that Pick 'em thread (first come, first seve). If I don't get a response by Eagan the person that reserved Buffalo gets that team...

Final results, mistakes pending... Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-1) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-2) via tiebreaker 10-10. Tom had 21, Ravens had 10; cartman had 30, Chiefs had 17. Buffalo Bills (Eagan469’s Ghost 3-1) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) 9-8 Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2) 8-6 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) 11-9 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2) d. Houston Texans (Bored 2-2) 9-9 via tiebreaker. APO had 17 points, Jags had 20; Bored had 17 points, Houston had 24. San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) 10-8 Tennessee Titans (Space Cowboy 2-2) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) 11-10 St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-2) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3) 9-7 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) 10-8 San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2) 10-7 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) 11-10 New York Jets (Gert T 3-1) d. Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) 10-6 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) 9-9 via tiebreaker. Flyboy had 28 points, Saints had 21; Hardyz’s had 20 points, Indy had 55. Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 2-1) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-3)10-10 via tiebreaker. Terror had 16 points, Bears had 23. Spiff had 27 points; Pack had 38. AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 3-1 <PF: 40, PA: 36, TB: 14> Buffalo Bills (Eagan469) 3-1 <PF: 35, PA: 31, TB: 48> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 1-2 <PF: 28, PA: 30, TB: 21> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 1-3 <PF: 37, PA: 38, TB: 55> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 3-1 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 21> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 39, PA: 40, TB: 36> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 1-3 <PF: 38, PA: 41, TB: 29> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 1-3 <PF: 36, PA: 38, TB: 45> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 3-1 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 33> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 2-2 <PF: 36, PA: 32, TB: 69> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 38, TB: 17> Houston Texans (Bored) 1-3 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 30> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 <PF: 43, PA: 41, TB: 21> San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 2-2 <PF: 38, PA: 36, TB: 50> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 2-2 <PF: 40, PA: 41, TB: 40> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 1-3 <PF: 35, PA: 39, TB: 38> NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-1 <PF: 29, PA: 27, TB: 35> New York Giants (bob_barron) 2-1 <PF: 26, PA: 24, TB: 12> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-2 <PF: 42, PA: 40, TB: 26> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 1-2 <PF: 22, PA: 25, TB: 46> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 2-1 <PF: 28, PA: 27, TB: 17> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 2-2 <PF: 36, PA: 37, TB: 42> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 2-2 <PF: 38, PA: 41, TB: 39> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 1-3 <PF: 37, PA: 36, TB: 34> NFC SOUTH New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 3-1 <PF: 37, PA: 36, TB: 24> Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 2-1 <PF: 26, PA: 23, TB: 9> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 2-1 <PF: 34, PA: 35, TB: 49> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 1-2 <PF: 25, PA: 27, TB: 22> NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 2-1 <PF: 24, PA: 26, TB: 21> St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 32, TB: 37> San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 2-2 <PF: 40, PA: 38, TB: 68> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 1-3 <PF: 35, PA: 38, TB: 41>

AMEN! Oh, that used to rile me up when my co-workers did that. And of course, when they got the extra hours and didn't show up for work guess who the managers called? Yep. Too bad I never came in, even if I wasn't doing anything. And then, of course, I was the one who got in trouble the next time I came in for work. But *Dust, you left out the best part -- when payday arrived, these kids would then complain that their paycheck isn't any bigger...

Yep. He then went to the Eagles and now the Panthers. And it's not like there's that much XFL trivia to memorize. Oh, reagarding CJ's banning -- was he warned before? Not that I care, just curious...

Looks like a Mouseketeer Dominatrix. Got nothing against dark meat, but Phieffer's (sp?) catwoman look was better, imo...

First time I saw his wife I thought she was his mom. That's all... "Did you eat your Campbell's Chunky soup today, baby?"

I'm sure this was on Bush's Things-to-do list right before closing a soup kitchen and after giving the local nursing home a year's supply of canned dog food. But it should make for interesting TV -- or at least until I get sick of hearing about it...

Guess pops was reading from Chapter 6 of the Taliban Fatherhood Handbook -- Don't Westernize, Euthanize...

Is this because you lost to fazzle yesterday?...

Well, you do work for the government, so I can understand the yearning to be pampered and have someone else do all the work. Me, I'm a rugged individualist -- give me a plate, some direction and I'll blaze a trail through the salad bar across the meat section and plant my flag in the dessert aisle (and shortly afterward, my bathroom). The funny thing about breakfast buffets is that although I love the never-ending supply of bacon, sausage, etc., I eat so much of that garbage that I can't function right for the rest of the day. Oh, and since you've been to Bangkok, I'm curious about something -- do they know what General Tso's Chicken is over there?...

And if that guy doesn't buy the BMW, then those thousands of contributors would have to find something else to contribute toward...

Yep, that's what probably happened. *bangs head off of computer desk* Damn, that's another close loss for you. Oh, and I (probably) would have caught my mistake tomorrow. I try getting these out ASAP, so like the Associated Press calling elections, I sometimes (actually it's like most of the time) have to recall a score or two...

According to my records, Bored, you won 9-7 so far. What the?! Grrrrreat, I messed up your matchups picks for both teams. Yep, you lost via tiebreaker -- change is made...

Hey, let's not pay for ANYTHING if it comes from a big corporation. After all, they don't need the money...