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And so is making fun of his weight/looks. MICHAEL MOOREFAT LOL2003!!!!!!!!!! Actually, Mikey is so big he deserves TWO YEARS. OMG MIKEYMOOREFAT LOL 2003-04!!!...

I sent him a PM explaining its history, or at least my version of it. And that's all that matters...

Yes. I'll never have any human kids, so I call Dessa, JJ and Shadow my "children..."

I don't know about the CNN part of his rant, but he's right on the LA Times. I don't get what I'm supposed to be mad about. Sorry. Oh, and OMG FAUX NEWS LOL2003!...

That will make it harder for the state to classify illegals. Because California is doing such a bang up job on it now. Hmm, maybe if we take away their licenses, free health care and free college tuition, they'll go away. Then again maybe not... (EDIT: I forgot to mention taking away crappy jobs nobody else wants to work, too)

Last night I was watching You-Know-Who on You-Know-What-News and he had a segment on the Calif. election, naturally. Anyway, they were showing footage of Arnie at a rally and I swear to God I saw Dee Snyder of Twister Sister walk across the screen, microphone in hand, yelling at a crowd of Arnold supporters. Never thought I'd see that in my lifetime...

When I saw that this was going to be on SportsCenter I turned off the TV, so I, too, am curious as to what was said. Wonder if any kids asked Tom Jackson if they had to allegedly have forced sexual intercourse outside of wedlock in order to be a basketball star...

My kids don't need a special food. They can get fat well on their own. When we took in our third -- a stray we named Shadow in August of 2001. He weighed 5 lbs. Now he's at 17. I had one vet that was anal about our cats being overweight. Hell, there are so many starving kitties in this world if mine want to have a few pleasure pounds so be it -- they don't seem to mind...

Ripper. Don't forget to thank all the "little people" when you win, dawg...

If I was a waiter, I'd rather take the dollar -- even though it would probably be covered in grease and whipped cream...

But he's keeping those people at the neighborhood buffet gainfully employed. Not sure if he's a good tipper, though...

And so is making fun of his weight/looks. Oh, I was watching Bill Mahr's HBO show last week, and tubby was on. He said that he was an Independent. Please...

Too bad he was dead ass serious as well. Although I didn't see the segment, I can't imagine he said what he did in a joking manner. MikeSC -- was he joking when he said it?...

I don't get the thing with you and Dusty though. if anything, he insulted black players. And Dusty was obviously joking through his laughing at his own bad joke the whole time he was talking. Rush was DEAD ASS SERIOUS. I never really liked Dusty, and I was laughing when the Angles won the World Series last year and that little brat in the Giants dugout was crying. However, I said my peace about the situation when it happened and I largely forgot about it. However, if ESPN is going to act like they did regarding Rush's situation -- I still can't get over T.J.'s stupid "kid" quote -- then I am going to bring up Racist Dusty's remarks. Oh, and look who won Game 5 for him in the cold. Maybe Racist Dusty has a point...

OK. Someone get me a video camera so I can harass some 90-year old security guard working in a corporation's lobby. Coming soon, the book written by Mikey's traveling companion -- Dude, where's my Big Mac?...

Strange -- he's playing better and the weather is getting colder. Doesn't this go against everything Racist Dusty said?...

You're right -- I had Chris as picking Philly when he picked Wash. You won...

The IRONIC part about THIS comment is that you have no problem with Berman, who is REALLY tubby and useless, being on that show. -=Mike But if not for Chris who will ESPN get to come up with all those witty names for athletes?...

Damn, Mike I was about to come up with 7 fat joke "questions." Oh well, I'll just pray for the heart attack. Here's one non-fat question -- how many drinks do you have to give a woman in order for her to let you slide your penis inside of her? EDIT: The question is for Moore, not you SC...

And Choken is truly the Bengals. Sorry, couldn't resist -- I'm not doing much better...

I don't know what your name means, but keep it the same. It's not hurting anybody...

Ebert gave that ***1/2 stars? Wow, and he even touts this as a family movie... http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/wkp-...-school03f.html

There's a line in the sand, Rant. On one side are those like us that think A Christmas Story is THE holiday movie. And on the other side are a bunch of commies...

I'm sure they can do some Jesus-has-risen-and-so-will-the-Matrix-ultimate-special-collector's-edition DVD Box Set marketing scheme...

My kids get whatever's on sale -- although I will never buy generic...