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Who do you mean by "Poo-face"? I'm talking about Al Sharpton. Two words: Tawana Brawley. Here's a quick story regarding it. Why anyone takes this man seriously is beyond me -- http://www.courttv.com/archive/legaldocs/n...smakers/tawana/ Regarding my hatred for Linda Cohn, here's the Reader's Digest version: Back when we all deemed Rocker to be the Anti-Christ, I was casually watching a SportsCenter in which said bitch was co-anchoring. When some stupid update to the Rocker situation was reported by Cohn, she proceeded to give a brief summary of why we were all supposed to hate Rocker (which in itself is nothing extraordinary, because you're taught in journalism school to give a brief history of your story, if it has one, at the end of your report so people that aren't familiar with it can get a quick brush-up.) Well, when Linda was going through the laundry list of anti-*fill in the blank* things that Rocker said (Anti-gay, among other things). The last one she mentioned was ANTI-SINGLE MOM. Anti-single Mom. Give me a freaking break. And this wasn't some I'm-just-saying-what-is-in-my-script look she gave -- she actually meant this. It was then I said to my TV, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch" and since then I have had a hatred for this twat (she's also made some snide remarks about other things that I want to beat her for, but I have long since forgotten these)...

Insta-results... Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 3-2) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-3) Buffalo Bills (tpww7 4-1) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-4) Carolina Panthers (fazzle 3-1) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-2) Oakland Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 3-1) d. Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-3) Dallas Cowboys (Just John 2-2) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-4) Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 2-3) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-2) Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-3) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-2) Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 4-1) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-4) Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 1-2) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 2-1) TBD. If Tampa wins, Agent wins; if Indy wins, bob wins San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 3-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-3) Washington Redskins (Human Fly 3-2) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-2) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-3) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 3-2) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-3) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 2-3) Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 3-2) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-3)

Yeah, NAMBLA may be made up of fucked up perverts who jerk off to child porn, but they don't spread hate, nor have they killed anybody... that we know of. They help perverts get away with what they do -- that's bad enough...

Damn. Considering the cost of IAM's food (I'd never buy that over-priced sh*t myself), you'd think they would at least be able to afford some decent cages...

I wonder if Peter Gammonds was "hurt" or asked by any kids if it's OK for a white person to play baseball after Racist Dusty said his thing? Shit, I'm glad I overslept today and missed ESPN's countdown, but I'm sure they'll play the sound bites all throughout SportsCenter so Poo-Face won't protest and go back to becoming our nation's next POTUS...

I looked at the final score, and yes Flik, if you and Raz have an equal amount of correct picks, you would win via tiebreaker. OK -- I'm going grocery shopping now. SF is up 10-0 in the second quarter. You bitches better hold on to this win or there will be hell to pay. Come on T.O. -- show up you ex-coach, the man responsible for all your team's troubles this year...

Sometimes it takes Jesse and Poo-Face a while to determine if it's worthwhile financially for them to get their hired protesters riled up...

If you remember the Trent Lott/Strom birthday party fiasco, that incident took days to register. Sometimes it takes people a few days to realize they are offended...

Mike, I'm assuming you are talking this Sunday's ESPN show. How fucking pathetic. Tom Jackson is, hands down, the most craven little tool on the face of the Earth. A little kid asked him if it was "OK for blacks to play QB"? HE SAID THAT ON THE SHOW!?!? Do they have this question on tape because I think he's full of shit. The comments were "painful to him and his family"? Berman is sorry for "all the hurt it caused". Jesus -- I say we all protest Disney. Hey, if some fat tub of shit who thinks he's a presidential candidate just because he's Jesse Jackson V. 2.0 can do it, so can a bunch of faceless Internet message board posters. I thought nothing on ESPN could top Linda Cohn's "Anti-Single mom" John Rocker statement of a few years back. I was wrong...

Whichever team gets closest to 20 wins. If the score is 23-17, then it will be a tie. F*cking Broncos...

you're facing tpww7. He's on the first page -- I just didn't make the edited adjustment until now. I'm too lazy to type, so I'm going to paste what I said on the previous page: "With Eagan getting banned, I e-mailed him and said he could still send me his weekly picks for my contest. However, I have not heard from him at all. So, if somebody would be interested in taking the BUFFALO BILLS, just say so in your post below -- first come first serve. Remember, mention in your post you want the Bills and put down how many points you think they will score on Sunday (that's my tiebreaker)." tpww7 snatched up the Bills...

kkk Steelers -- 20 points Min Buf Car Oak Dal Sea Den Ten Mia Jax Phi SF Pit Ind Swift_Terror Bears -- 20 points Min Buf Car Oak Dal GB KC Ten NY Jax Phi SF Pit Ind Hardyz1's Ghost Colts = 17 points Min Buf Car Oak Dal Sea KC Ten Mia Jax Was SF Pit TB DrTom Minnesota Tennessee Miami Carolina Buffalo Oakland Dallas Seattle Kansas City San Diego San Fran Philly Pittsburgh Tampa Bay I guess Bravesfan isn't playing again this week...

Games at New York and San Fran seem to be the most up-in-the-air. I'm surprised Denver/KC didn't have more disagreement. I got a feeling this is the week where the 1-3 teams better shape up or ship out (present company included). Oh, for the record, the game that I had a last-minute switch in my pick was Det. @ San Fran. I had the Lions, then jumped sides -- this will probably be the game that does me in this week. Anyway, after each matchup below I added a few lines so people can keep track of what teams they REALLY should be cheering for. If you find something wrong, let me know. The "=" line contains games that both people agreed upon. The line after that are the teams that the away player needs to have win -- the home player can figure out which teams he needs to cheer for. And on that note: Will tpww7, Linx, CChris and Flyboy pull ahead with 4-1 records? Will nl5xsk1, Choken One, kkk, cartman, Spiff and Vern sink even deeper with 1-4 records? Will Bravesfan ever submit picks again? Talk amongst yourselves... Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) @ Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2) = Min, Buf, Oak, Dal, Sea, Ten, Pit, TB Away team needs: NO, KC, NY, SD, Phi, Det Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) @ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 3-1) = Min, Car, Oak, Dal, GB, KC, Ten, SD, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: Cin, Mia, SF New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) = Min, Buf, Oak, Sea, KC, TN, Mia, Phi, SF, Pit, TB Away team needs: NO, Dal, SD Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 2-1) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Phi, Pit Away team needs: Sea, Mia, SD, Det, TB Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Dal, Sea, KC, NE, Jax, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: Oak, NY, SF Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-1) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Mia, SD, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: GB, SF Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) @ Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 1-3) = Min, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, KC, Ten, Pit Away team needs: Buf, NY, Jax, Was, Det, Ind Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 3-1) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, KC, Ten, Jax, SF, Pit, TB Away team needs: NY, Was Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 1-2) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 2-1) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Phi, SF, Pit Away team needs: GB, NY, Jax, TB San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Mia, Jax, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: GB, Det Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) @ Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) = Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, KC, TN, Mia, SD, Phi, Pit Away team needs: Min, SF, TB Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, TN, Phi, Pit Away team needs: KC, NY, SD, Det, TB Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Sea, TN, Mia, Jax, Phi, Pit, Ind Away team needs: AZ, KC, Det Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, TN, Jax, Was, SF, Pit, TB Away team needs: KC, Mia

Wonder if the vents behind home plate will be on extra-high whenever the Twins are at bat?...

It's not how fast you can go. The force goes into the flow. If you pick up the beat. You can forget about the heat. All about endurance...

Oh, I got all that. I was just wondering why Burt Reynolds (that was him, right?) was cruising down the river...

I can't offer any sage advice because I'm still amazed that all this revolves around a bunch of freaking kids who want to play hockey. Jesus, I hate adults. Quick story: I played 13 seasons of soccer (football for you folks not in the U.S.). During one of my early seasons we played in teams that had boys and girls. This one game, I was always right fullback because that's where the no-talent kids were put, I was matched up against a left-wing forward (Don't worry, this isn't political). She was a chick. I was afraid to take the ball away from her, so she was schooling me all game. My coach was screaming at me to take the ball away from her, but being the wuss that I am I didn't want to knock her over and kick the ball away, which was my usual method of defense. Well, finally I had enough when even the chick began making fun of me. So, next time she came down with the ball -- SPLAT. I treated her like I would have any male opponent. She got taken out of the game and I got chewed out by the official and my coach. Equal rights my arse...

Come on Braves. Bonds is out, now it's time for Dusty to fall...

Wish my ex-employers would pay me seven figures to head out...

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of letting the music fan try to kill himself via RR in England...

But cheetah's don't have endurace -- I'm sure your better half loves that...

I'm a Swiss Army -- the man for EVERY job...

I don't think metal/rock is that big a deal anymore -- hip-hop seems to be where the music-is-killing-our-kids activists are at now...

I remember Phil Donahue trying to get an execution on PPV -- would you have bought that, too?...

I'm sure there's a punchline somewhere between this thread and the other one you just posted regarding the "suicide" concert, but I'm too lazy to connect the dots...