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Well then go save another message board, bitch. I love the petty name-calling...

Until you start posting your stories with a link I'm BOYCOTTING your threads! (Or at least not comment on the topic you're trying to discuss.) And no, your weak-ass bbc.com/news excuse for a source doesn't count. So, let the KKK-LED BOYCOTT begin, but only after I make a remark about this piece of journalistic shit (I'm talking about the passage below, not the person above this line). How could we forget? He was shilling his book that one of the members of Big Media was trying to promote because its parent company owned both the TV network and Dick Clarke's Publisher...

Well don't shoot any black people -- you'll get an extra 20 years...

Not sure of the gay/ghey context myself. I just thought "ghey" was the PC term of saying "gay" without offending homos...

Nothing on EBay? Getting a bit uptight about people not washing their hands after going to bathroom, huh...

Yeah, Lushus, running phrases into the ground at an Internet messageboard is, dare I say, GAY. I never saw Black Lushus as a caliber poster ever ... ever...

Back in the mid-to-late '90s some wacky anarchist always ran for various public offices in the Pittsburgh area. He had the spikey hair and everything. I forget his name, but I think "Mad Dog" was part of it. Wonder whatever happened to him...

No, he's gay. YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Actually, I don't know nor care which team he plays for. I just felt like typing the above line...

No. And it never will. Actually, the "McNabb choker" remarks, at least made by me and (I'm 99.9% sure) Slayer, aren't really directed at McNabb, but rather at ESPN. Funny enough, I'm a McNabb fan and think he's one of the Top 5 QBs in the league, although I don't wish him success because then I'd have to hear the ESPN shitheads go "OMG HE'S SURE OVERRATED NOW LOL..."

Who are "the conservatives"? I didn't complain about her move. I'm complaining about the fact that she's still breathing...

As big a Madden mark as I am I'm not allowed to get it because that's the only thing the better half knows to get me for Xmas. I told her if I don't get the special edition from Santa then someone's going to get a beating...

Here's the source for my last post. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OMG WASHINGTON TIMES LOL2004 get over it. (If you're not a CE regular don't ask.) Link...

Well, I was going to PM everyone involved (I still will in a day or so probably), but since this got bumped I might as well say the following. Since not as many people have contributed $ as I hoped they would I'm not doing the entry fee. Anyone that has contributed already I will refund your money. I'm going to start with the paypal people then the check people. I was hoping to have a certain number of people already paid up by the first pre-season game, but that number has fallen short, and I'm not spending the next few weeks nagging people to put in their $5. I had an idea, it fell through, now time to move on. I'll still be doing the contest, but it'll just be for bragging rights. I'll talk more about this later with my PMs, and I'll start refunding $ in the next day or so. Thanks to all that participated...

Ha. Good job X and Slayer. And Wildbomb, I'd rather just be the head of the Madden District. I don't have time to play other sports games, although I wish I did...

Nope. I have this routine where I "swing it" and the only thing I come into contact with is the side of my pants -- no flesh or underwear are touched. I can't do it all the time because sometimes when you're limp you have to guide him to daylight, but a lot of times I have no need to wash my hands...

What did he do the year before? Or the year before that? Stick to OU football and making out with 16-year olds...

What was the comment?...

10+ years ago it was all about killing someone for a pair of Air Jordans. At least now people are killing others over video games -- a step up, if you ask me...

Oh come on, we're just getting started. I even dedicated the thread to you, bitch...

And how are we to think you didn't just make this all up? Next thing I know, you'll tell me that you do this for a living or something. Good -- those stores suck anyway. Wal-Mart doesn't shut them down -- those stores just have to adapt (provide better service, etc.). Oh, yeah, during the Clinton Boom I was working two shit jobs for less than $20k. DAMN YOU BILL FOR NOT GETTING ME A BETTER JOB(s)...

What about when you pee? I have my technique down pat where I can do my thing and not touch anything...

Uh-oh, the line is being drawn in the sand. *hops over to PS2 side*...

I find lopping off their heads to be much easier...

You're right about getting the reduced paycheck due to being sick -- sucks big time. One time I had some bad chinese food and had to go into a supermarket's employee bathroom to hurl. They didn't have a public bathroom but they knew if I didn't chuck in an employee's bathroom then I would have done it in front of the public. I went into the men's room, said to the guy in there "Hi, I'm going to throw up in a few seconds" and went into the stall and did my business. Aside from the nasty aftertaste, most of the time barfing makes me feel a lot better afterward...

I'm not feeling this. I'll wait until Part IV when we learn whether or not he's gay...