Ha. And you were one of those Why-can't-we-talk-about-the-issues people whose single post on the myth of media bias would contain more words than a day's full of crap that I'd write. It's nice to see you ruined.
EDIT: Wait a second, were you talking to me or Steve J?
When all else fails use "boner fuck." I heard this term YEARS ago and it still gets a laugh out of me.
Don't you have to be, like, an ECONOMIST, first?...