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UPDATE: The Raiders are an open team...

I put the phone down and pretended that my dark-haired goddess was wrapping her soft lips around my swollen manho... uh, nevermind. Crap, I still have to see it. Not really, and he used to work at Heinz before getting laid off in the early '80s. He pretty much just says how nobody's working and that all the jobs are gone. Oddly enough, he really got pissed at Clinton during the whole Lewinsky scandal. He also went off at Arlen Specter one time, but that's wasn't Party-related; he was suing his employer for making him sick and he was getting no help from the government people that were supposed to get him some files or something. Arlen hooked him up...

Jesus fucking Christ. I thought this was going to be one of those "Black Conservative" debates, but I was wrong. So now we've got the wrong kind of blacks going to Harvard? *bangs head on keyboard* fkadieoqueubvnjklotioifjhdsafjdsaliurteioufdiobvnlkrnlkrfoiu...

That's awesome. The highlight of one recent debate with my dad went like this (was mentioned before here): On Xmas he was saying how nobody was working and how nobody was buying anything. I told him Xmas spending went up. He said he heard that Wal-Mart didn't meet it's holiday goals or something. I said that's because more people went shopping at other places. Without missing a beat he then says that's because the weatherpeople on the news told everyone that it was going to snow before Xmas, causing everyone to do their shopping early. But it didn't snow, and now nobody has any money. It was during this time that I began pretending that Eliza Dushku was going down on me...

Whenever your parents start debating politics, just tune out. I do with my old man most of the time, and he's an old-school union Democrat...

Ok, Hero, you're new here, and you seem like a decent enough sort. Here's a FYI: If you take 99.9% of the stuff I say here seriously, it's your problem not mine. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Drafting black kids. Say, whatever happened to Ripper?...

I'd rather take the $5 over the TSM Poster, no offense...

I don't like that one, although I'll probably be getting Mikey's shirt along with I HELL-iburton, too, once I move later next month and use the new address. I LOVE John Kerry's Wafflehouse theme song, though...

Also, just to be fair, I'm not just picking on "liberal" targets like the recent books given free pub on "60 Minutes." (Although not as "serious" as my first example, it was equally annoying) Judith Regan used to pimp the hell out of authors that wrote books for her on a certain cable news channel (I'm assuming she's no longer on because I haven't seen her show in a while)...

Not if you draft all the black kids from the ghetto -- their parents weren't voting Republican anyway...

What exactly is up with the Left Wing? I have never watched the show, but I heard that Sheen was prez. and now he's not. What happened?...

OK, I propose a new unwritten rule. If your response to a post is going to be shorter than the post you're responding to, then EDIT DOWN THE QUOTED POST. Example: BAD U R St00pid. GOOD U R the SUQ. I'm sorry to be forcing my opinions on you all -- back to your Jew-hatin' discussion...

Santa? Fake? LIES...

I love returning to a thread that I posted early on in and then seeing it erupt into a multi-page piece of arguing. I knew a chick in high school that had the same disorder. She liked me. I didn't care. Although I found it odd that she was throwing up due to eating, not because of looking at me...

Who?...

Cool -- I'm about 15-20 minutes away. Where do you live Dyn. Kido? -- North Huntingdon here...

I heard about this. Did Venus grunt when the lady yelled "Fault"? If so, that's what you get for letting out a scream everytime you hit the freakin' ball. I'm glad there isn't any whining going on about this. Was this a mistake? Yes. But nut up and get over it...

Fuck Leahy. He's second on my Senators-I-Want-Most-To-Die list, with Uncle Ted being the first...

I don't walk mine, but the one I took in as a stray wears a leash when I let them romp about in my backyard. And if this crazy person would have seen my Shadow he would have melted...

I think this is CE worthy. Too bad the Times isn't as balanced in some of its other coverage...

I'm so getting this. And you can, too...

I agree. What freaks me out are the news-entertainment blurring. Hey, Simon & Schster have some books coming out -- let's give their authors some free pub on 60 Minutes...

Fuck that. If he's on your property, fire away...

No, I don't live on the North Side...

Which one? I live in the area...