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Two posters made that same joke before he did. I'll get the pitchforks...

If you're too fucking lazy to register in advance, then you don't deserve to vote. Also, on a side note, same-day voter registration was a key factor in getting Jesse Ventura elected...

Chris Rock did a bit called "10 Way to Not Get Your Ass Kicked by the PO-lice." Rule 1: OBEY THE LAW...

Went to a private school through fifth grade. My classroom had three different grades in it (3rd-5th) and my fifth grade had three students...

Now maybe Wilbon will take the panties out of his ass crack...

What's the Hockey Company?...

Mother fucker -- so they're coming out with a SE DVD for THIS movie, too? Damnit. My fav. line of the film (may not be exact, but you get the idea.) "Isn't that just like a Wap -- Brings a knife to a gun fight..."

Well that's when the Gore lawyers would have wanted another recount, this time of only rejected Democrat/Pat Buchanan voting cards...

No, and if you lead cops on a high-speed pursuit, you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you. I feel no sympathy toward the motorist. In addition, I wish those assholes that want to drive 100 mph on the highway trying to avoid cops would get an "attempted homocide" (or something similar) charge for every motorist they pass, and the charges can't be plea bargained away or tossed out by some bullshit judge...

Guess this question wasn't so simple after all...

I'm sure many schools do this in election years. Oh, and the debate class did an assembly with a group of students representing each candidate. The Bush people looked so miserable, and the crowd lauged at the poor guy that said, in closing statements, that "Bush won the Gulf War." Also, my one friend voted for Clinton in real life (or he was supporting him -- don't think he was 18 yet) because of his promise of a Middle Class tax cut. Man did he get pissed when Bill broke that promise...

Don't remind me -- in our families' cases, the apples don't fall from the tree...

Hey, I voted for him in '92 in my high school prez. election. He ended up winning. Eh, you're right...

Wow. Rather accurate analysis. Although you forgot to mention that the limo is one of those "Hummer limos." When one of those homeless folk try to clean my windows at a stop light, I have Jeeves hit the gas and watch the underclass scatter...

Funny thing is when my old man first heard about this he said "Talk to other people before making this decision." So I did. And everyone I talked to (4/5 of them) all said they had "adult-only" and loved it because everyone didn't have to worry about their kids and got to have a night to themselves. Another funny thing is that one of the people my old man said wouldn't show up if they weren't allowed to bring their kid is my one half-brother -- I didn't have the heart to tell him that he wasn't going to be invited anyway. Dad will find out when he doesn't see my half-bro there...

I dunno. I'm not really paying attention to the thread. I just liked my one-liner...

Not since Ashcroft restricted Sarcasm's air space and where it was permitted to travel...

You know, I'd rather be known as a President that just lounged about without having to rise up to some challenge that might mean the end of your country, let alone the world...

To answer your question -- yes, you have to be Right or Left wing. There is no middle ground. To think otherwise would make you a terrorist...

I said "just about." Trying to take my words out of context, who do you think you are -- a certain news channel that's on my TV on channel 34? Actually, I should revise my "just about" because I went back and counted and only agreed with 75% of those listed. Downgrade my "just about" to "a whole bunch..."

Eh, he'll be dead soon anyway. Bet all he wears is Depends under his robe...

Very informative article -- I didn't know Kerry served in Vietnam. Question about W.: Isn't Texas one of those hippie states that does a budget every two years, and wasn't 2000 the "off year," thus letting Bush shake hands, kiss babies and supress the minority vote?...

Ha. My old man is throwing a fit because we're doing an adult-only reception. No way we're including the little spaz-oids that spawned from the loins of our relatives -- the only exception to this rule are the 2-4 kids that will be involved in the ceremony. The old man said if I did this I will create a bitter divide between me and the rest of my family (all of whom I haven't seen in almost at least 8 years). I said "good..."

I just got this game yesterday and was wondering at what level will my character probably finish the game on? I'll probably start out as the Cleric if the better half doesn't pick the Barbarian (She'll probably be the Dwarf)...

I was Ness for Halloween one year. This film is on my A list -- simply awesome. One thing I loved was how they played up the ethnic racism back then. Will there be a SE DVD coming out for this movie?...