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Uh oh. I'm up against the guy conducting the contest. Now I know how Al Gore felt in 2000... CWM Banky RavishingRickRudo Jobber of the Week FrigidSoul Ripper nl5xsk1 Edwin MacPhisto Agent of Oblivion Kotz CanadianChick IDRM Deranged Hermit AndrewTS treble charged KKK

Nuts. I had my money on that film starring two gay cowboys eating pudding...

The start of spring training usually signals the end for the Pirates season...

The only Berg-related material I've been noticing is his dad saying that Bush is the SUQ. Then again, I don't pay much attention to Big Media anyway...

Actually, he reminds more more of Charles Krauthammer (sp). HE SPEAKS SO WELL! I like him, too. He had a great line about cable ratings a few days ago. They were talking about a .7 (I think it dealt with hockey, but I can't be sure) and how that was a horrible rating. JA then said "that's a good number for us" and several members of the panel just burst out in laughter, as did I...

I doubt that Democrat-funded talk station will go away anytime soon. To go belly-up means defeat. Actually, I'm glad Democrats are pumping money into this idea -- just means less stupid commercials that will get aired come election season...

No......I'm white and I want to nail a black girl. If this internet debate is represenative of the views of America.....then I'm not going to get it! Where's buffybeast when we need her?...

That Boston guy wasn't too bad, but that kid who was on today was horrible. And fuck Bob Ryan. You can tell he doesn't want to be on the show. Besides, put him, Jay, Woody and Bill on and you got too many white guys, and we all know Ryan doesn't like that...

Actually, my side of the family is made up of city trash, which is almost as bad as country trash...

You knew GI Joe had to take place during the '80s, what with all that military buildup. What would really suck is that since nobody died I'm sure the pensions/health care/etc. of all those soldiers would be a bitch to pay for in the years ahead...

Time to bust out the ol' TSM Maytag: According to this biased Web site, Clinton got 47,402,357 votes, and Dole got 39,198,755. A solid win, but not by the margin my two examples had. Source (I was lazy and just did a google) Ronald Reagan (Republican) 54,455,075 (525 electoral votes) Walter Mondale (Democrat) 37,577,185 (13 electoral votes) Source II Richard M. Nixon (Republican) 47,170,179 60.69% (520 electoral votes) George McGovern (Democrat) 29,171,791 37.53% (17 electoral votes) Ok, time to put my clothes into the dryer...

And white trash's level of impact on the overall culture is virtually nil... -=Mike Speak for yourself, hippie. Look at Jerry Springer. Look at Maurey Povich. Look at COPS. Look at Wal-Mart. White Trash make this country go 'round...

Fuck Mike Berg. I'm surprised he didn't take his son's head and put a sign next to it saying "Look what George W. Bush did to me"...

Cobra > GI Joe. That Rattler plane was neat...

Well Chuck will have an easy go of it because the media want to see a black broadcaster suceed. Uh-oh...

Saying Clinton won in a "landslide" is a bit of a stretch... if you meant "electoral landslide," you're correct. Now Reagan/Mondale or Nixon/McGovern -- THAT'S a landslide...

OK, what exactly are we talking about now: Shows that present a negative image of specific races? or Poor folk wit' not good grammer who ain't able to get no job?...

When they got into power...

Well, I doubt it. (Christ, I'm stopping right now before we end up with 5 pages of "U R wrong d00d." "No, U R wrong st00pid...")

Just a warning -- You may get told to remove this pic. I once got a threatening PM from Dames for posting a Janet Jackson Super Bowl pic...

No, it's not safe to say that because I'd clock you in the mouth...

This is as good as it gets for me? Where's my gun?...

The Pirates had a wild promotion a while back. Buy one stadium and get a competitive team. The stadium came, but I think the competitive team is still in the mail or something...

Don't forget Chris Webber...

Do Supersoakers count?...