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I guess this calls for an update: OLD: Say, did you know John Kerry served in Vietnam? V 2.0: Say, did you know John Kerry fucking served in Vietnam?...

Huh?...

I heard about this a while back. I guess since MLK's kin are greedy whores when it comes to King's image being used, Rosa can follow suit. This passage creeped me out: "Ah-ha, hush that fuss. Everybody move to the back of the bus." Funny thing is I know I have a few rap albums with Parks references -- hope they got permission to say her name...

Uh, no. I just despise NCAA Division I Football. I don't really care about Division II and III, but at least they have true champs. What's your point about asking what's my point?...

I heard that. Why don't we just get it over with and change the United States of America to the United States of Reagan...

Score more points than the other team. I only care about football leagues with a real national champion...

Which Golden Arches are you talking about? The one by the turnpike, the one closer in (has a "jukebox" theme to it) or the one just past "downtown" Middletown? But you did describe a guy that I saw who works at the Taco Bell right next to the "jukebox" McDonalds. He also had black nail polish -- I hope it was polish and not rot...

Why do they have her and those other non-football players on that show? I've only watched it once this year and I did a double-take after seeing her on it...

Nope. He said that he regrets people hearing it. The fact that Bush never apolgized for calling Adam Clymer that word is funny as hell...

Wow, and I actually think she's funny. Damn. Bunch of racists on this board and at FOX...

But we all know the truth, don't we?...

So now the story is Kerry saying a naughty word? Good lord. And what is up with this line? Quit being a major-league crybaby about this and just laugh at Kerry. I think this carefully placed expletive is just a calculated way of getting "the young people" to vote for him. “Woah, dude, he said the “f” word. He must be one of us”...

I know MrRant will be watching. What awards are they giving out exactly? And I just saw on TV last night that there's now a DVD awards show. This is out of control...

And people wonder why I treat college sports, especially Division I football as a joke. This is great!...

Many a true word spoken in jest. Actually, with the space constraints given for topic titles and subtitles I hereby declare Dames a RACIST for not giving me a chance to create a non-offensive topic title...

Oh dear God. If Indy and Baltimore hang on to win, my only hope of beating Parka this week depends on the Dolphins winning in December at New England...

Short hair here -- I can't stand my hair long...

There is a flaw with that sig's logic (I don't have the sig option turned on, but I'm assuming it's Kamui's). Democrat = 8 letters Republican = 10 letters BUT Democratic (which is used all the time, though not by me, to describe the Party) = 10 letters So they're all Even Steven in the end...

The best week of football so far this season and what is the only game I'm getting for my area? Oakland @ Pittsburgh. But hey, Kazaam is on FOX!...

Sliders are your friend. Use them...

Glad someone noted that. *Leaves to get kkk hat out of dryer. Returns.* The OAO kkk review of bob's review of snl... Too bad SNL has no balls and didn’t do one. I even have a skit idea. Old Poo-Face stops at some fair and visits a group that just did a chocolate pie-eating contest. OMG THE NYPD IS OUT OF CONTOL!!! Why the fuck are these two douches yelling at the places that didn’t carry the show? They should be yelling at their public officials. Like I said before, I'm starting to like the whole "equal-time" rules if it means more mayhem like this. SNL should have every one of the Dem presidential pretenders have their own show. Overall, I give bob's review a ********** because I got to see how fucking stupid Poo-Face's appearance was and I didn't have to watch that pile of shit on TV. Thanks to bob, I watched "Predator" on FX instead, and it makes me feel great to know that two current/former governors starred in that film. Die already, Al...

Nah. NAMBLA'S niche will be in the "Too-hot-for-TV" PPV market...

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Oh good lord. Can't wait for the floodgates to open on this one: NRA-Radio ACLU-TV The PETA Daily Times Shoot me now...

I'd probably just bow down to your hossness. No. I do the same thing. Here's two quickies -- the first happened when I was a cashier at an arcade while in college. 1) This little (and I mean like around 10-11 years old) bitch in this pseudo-Madeline outfit comes up on me on a busy Saturday afternoon with a $20 in hand. For those of you that don't know what Madeline is, look below: When I give out change I always say the bill I'm presenting to the customer -- I don't try to make it sound insulting or anything; it's just a way to let the customer know I'm not trying to rip them off. Well, after I went "Ten, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, etc." this little bitch snips at me "Wow, you know how to count." A freaking 10-year-old. Anyway, she grabs her change off the counter and turns around, leaving her $10 bill behind. A little later in the day I see her scampering about with this look on her face like she lost something. So I then walk up to her and ask "Can I help you? You have this look like you lost something." Hahahaha -- I sure showed her. I'm sure her mom had to reach in her purse and give her ANOTHER $20. 2) This doesn't involve me, but it's still a funny story. I worked at some kitchen store for a few weeks when it was closing down. I figured it'd net me some extra money before I moved out to Sappy Valley. Anyway, it was great because it really didn't matter what you did because the managers there just didn't care anymore (I have other stories during my brief time here -- the shoplifting nun, the stupid bitch that said we didn't have any signs up saying we weren't accepting checks, etc. -- but that's for another time). Anyway, I wasn't there for a long time, but I could tell this was a well-run store that was the victim of piss-poor executive management (that's why they had to clsoe down). Well, one day this customer wanted to see our manager over something stupid. I don't know what she had her panties in a bunch over, but she remarked how rudely one of our CSRs had treated her -- which I think was a last-defense ploy to get whatever she was trying to buy from us at a cheaper price. My guess was a bigger discount on some more expensive item. Problem was the person she was accusing was this woman in her 70s that was one the most cheerful, pleasant people I have ever seen. After expressing a look of astonishment and telling the customer how full of shit she was due to the fact the manager knew this old lady for years and she had been nothing but a model employee, he told the customer to get out. The customer then tried to brush off her accusation and said that she wanted to buy this item she was holding. The manager took it out of her hands and put it back on the shelf and told her to get out. One of the few true mark-out moments I have ever had while working...