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You know her personally?

Actually it was inspired by seeing topless pictures of Bob Geldof's skanky daughter last week. She's not too attractive, although leaps and bounds better than Winehouse. But who isn't?

I'll never quite understand British women's nonchalantness towards going topless in public. They're every bit as boob-obsessed a culture as we are and yet go to any beach there and you see tits everywhere. God I was born in the wrong country.

How does that make sense.

And yet this post is #2853945

Oh man, Bix is in that thread. I haven't seen him use the Verne Gagne situation to get himself over on message boards, so I think he's a little off his game.

Jingus passed up a chance to call someone a misogynist? It boggles the mind.

Not Oscar-related, but I was just watching the Spirit Awards on IFC and the guy who played Coach Kevin Riley on Boston Public won for best director (The Visitor). That's just plain wacky.

Oh fuckin' fuck am I going to regret that post. All true, though. You can't choose what you dream!

I had a dream about TSM just last night. Take this for what it's worth, but I dreamed that Inc and Byron were hanging out in my basement talking about books or something and I came down after showering to get some clothes. For whatever reason I dropped my towel and Inc turned around so he didn't have to looked at my ass, but Byron kept facing me. Strangely, they didn't look how Inc and Byron actually look. Couple this with the dream I had a few years ago about Kotz making out with my college roommate and you better believe TSM has turned me into a latent very attractive in a way that I can't explain.

The mods can say whatever they want about you. If you don't like it, start your own board. SUCK MY DICK

I once asked him that and he said "I do not like the name." That answer would imply that he would like the system's name if it were called "W!!", which doesn't make much sense to me.

I only played the demo of Dead Rising on 360 and I found the giant swarm of enemies to be annoying, so the Wii's technical limitations could make this a better game, at least in my view. I enjoyed RE4 on Wii and this uses the same engine. Really, DR appeals to me as an action game set in a mall because I wanted to see one of those for years before Capcom actually made one. They took out photography, which would have been perfect for the Wii controller but taking pictures in games isn't any fun so whatever.

I think that last picture is a fake.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

How would you like it if someone said "Man, that's so 30-year-old Floridian Schwimmer lookalike?" When you say "That's so ga.y," do you realize what you say? KNOCK IT OFF

Bah, it's on rails. FUCK DAT

Czech, you know you're my e-bud and all, but one of these days you're going to have to learn that not everyone on this board is from Chicago.

JBL vs Taker vs HBK. I'm calling it

They change ratings and reviews sometimes too. Back in 2001 I was enjoying an ironic fandom of Vanilla Ice's Limp Bizkit imitations, and I distinctly remember that the AMG review of his album Bipolar, after ripping it to shreds of course, stated that "the sad thing is, Vanilla Ice is still better than most of the nu-metal bands on the radio today." You won't find that line if you read the review right now, however. They took it out, I guess because they thought it would wreck their credibility if they suggested anyone, even Puddle of Mudd or Trapt or Adema or Taproot, were worse than Rob Van Winkle. They also downgraded their St. Anger star rating.

I sure hope you didn't do a Google image search on "Moron" to come up with my pic!

Akeem The African Dream was intended to be a parody of Dusty, at least mildly.

Oh man, are we finally going to see Pat Spoon in a thong? I have waited many a moon (no pun intended!) for this.

The thing you have to realize about Allmusic (and I don't take it seriously at all, mind you) is that Erlewine seems to be trying to approach music from the position of a populist critic - the Roger Ebert of music criticism, as it were. Therefore his reviews are less focused on where an album fits into the canon of great musical triumphs and more on just if an album succeeds at what its creators intended for it to be. Also, you can't take those star ratings seriously. Read the reviews of the two Use Your Illusion albums and see Steve Tom pretty well SON them, but they still both got 4.5 stars. And also, Paris Hilton's album is better than Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.