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Watching the IRL Helen Lovejoys of the world get shaken up about this will be fun.

Damn, Beaniekids is sitting on a goldmine.

The whole album coming to Rock Band is cool, if only for the fact that hackers will make the individual instrument and vocal tracks available, and I'll be able to use them in Microsoft Songsmith.

Don't forget about A&E, which went from highbrow British programming and Biography to I AM THE MIIIIIIIINDFREEEEEEAK.

They're actually making Dead Space for Wii. Cool.

Invincible is pretty bad. From Dangerous on, Jacko's albums settled into a formula of up-tempo electro-New Jack Swing dance numbers and the most maudlin, sappy "save the children" power ballads. This also coincided with him writing the vast majority of his material.

It was significantly shorter than 2 weeks. The weekend after he made that sober thread he went to a party and did a big ol' pile of booger sugar.

Who is calling himself Sensei around these parts

Did you find a real job or did you just start dealing drugs like you said you were going to do?

I had always wondered if this show was actually taped in front of a crowd, because it seemed to have the most subdued studio audience ever. You'd hear light chuckling from time to time, but it was probably less prominent than on any other sitcom ever made. Go back and watch it on YouTube. It sounded like 15 people standing in the background. I always enjoyed Roundhouse. For whatever reason the thing that sticks out the most was a Speed Racer parody called "Speed Racist." I'm sure it was far more politically correct than it sounds.

It doesn't.

If you're old enough to remember SNICK when it first started, then the problem with it isn't anything Nickelodeon is or isn't doing. The shows that they air today aren't for you.

Porting RE5 down to 8-bit would be a pretty tall order, Glenn.

Are they ignoring that the opening titles were different during the first season?

I didn't like the past games (freakin' tank controls) until RE4: Wii Edition. For whatever reason that setup just felt perfect to me. And I was half-joking, because I doubt the game will come to Wii and my brother will almost definitely buy it on or shortly after launch (he's a much bigger RE fan than me).

Woo. Best-looking console game ever? Maybe. I can't believe it actually lived up to the hype. I doubt I'll ever play it.

Scaremongering. Batman kicking someone in the balls isn't designed to make the reader sexually aroused. And if they ban that "loli-con" shit, good. I don't like hentai.

I'm not so stoked on the controls. I'll play this when they port it down to Wii in August 2011.

Clearly that means he's getting the belt. YESSSSSSSSSSS

If that's not KOAB, he's done his homework.

Who's that boy across the room Lookin fine from head to shoes Hold my drink I think we need to be, properly introduced Your beautiful Our love is mutual And if your down like I'm down Lets get on down to it Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (what u do to me) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (i think i like it) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (i just cant keep my eyes off you baby) Oh yeah, he's comin this way Let me think of something smooth to say (uh) Hold my drink and go tell the dj to play Your beautiful Our love is mutual And if your down like I'm down Lets get on down to it Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (what u do to me) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (i think i like it) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (i just cant keep my eyes off you baby) Boomkat in the house So baby what ur name, anyway? I've never seen you here before Your beautiful Our love is mutual And if your down like I'm down Lets get on down to it I aint to proud to beg Come on lets bump and grind, yeah All the way straight into bed Your place or mine? (yeah) whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (what u do to me) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (I think i like, I like it too) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (I just can't keep my eyes off you baby) whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (what u do to me) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (I think i like, I like it too) Whoa whoa yeah, whoa whoa yeah (I just can't keep my eyes off you baby) Your a baby Your a baby(what you do to me) Your a baby Your a baby (what you do to me)

Crazy how time flies by so fast We must all remember to enjoy the ride For it's too late once you crash Life's gone in a flash Looking back through the years Photographs and scrap books held dear Roller skates, sleeping bags First bike, 12 stitches to match I pick myself back up again Daydreamin's the way to visit the past Those spaces and times That we'd all hope would forever last Don't lose who you are 'Cause that's who you are Lazy days, summer nights, I crave Just to be alone again In my head, where it's safe to play No bills to be paid I remember braces, ice-cream night Amazing how much we used to fight Road trips, backseat plays, being a kid Yeah those were the days But life goes on and i'm on my way Daydreamin's the way to visit the past Those spaces and times That we'd all hope would forever last Don't lose who you are 'Cause that's who you are Don't lose who you are Don't lose who you are Don't lose who you are 'Cause that's who you are, my friend And that's how it is Just remember who you are, my friend And that's how it is

I came I saw I kicked some ass The pain I cause it makes me laugh 'cause the way I do my thing is strange I just inject myself into your veins, yeah Can't run can't hide There's no way out The sun will rise and it's about Time for the wreckoning Time time for this girl to sing Damn if I thought that you would change And my life would stay the same When you don't even care about me You know, you don't give a damn Well things will come and things will go And one thing I know for sure is that You don't give a shit about me And so I'm walking out the door. (oh yeah) Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark The beast has come to steal your heart So you better practice your scream Well you may not live your dreams Things will come and things will go And one thing I know for sure is that You don't give a shit about me And so I'm walking out the door. The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Oh, it's time The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Oh, it's time Damn if I thought that you would change And my life would stay the same When you don't even care about me You know, you don't give a damn Things will come and things will go And one thing I know for sure is that You don't give a shit about me And so I'm walking out the door. The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Oh, it's time The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Ya don't give a damn And I'm running from my problems I got my funny face painted on And then I'll think of what you said to me And then I'll think of what you did to me I'll think of you and probably laugh And then I'll think of you and probably laugh And then I'll think of you and probably laugh You're the one I'm running from Damn if I thought that you would change And my life would stay the same When you don't even care about me Ah no, you don't give a damn Well things will come and things will go And one thing I know for sure is that You don't give a shit about me And so I'm walking out the door. The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Oh, it's time The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Oh, it's time The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Ya don't give a damn The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning I'm walking out the door

Vader was stripped of the U.S. title for beating up Dave Sullivan. Neidhart was fired for refusing to take a drug test.