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I think it was The Satanic Angel.

On your knees, Gene-o.

Thank you. I even went so far as to use the search engine to try and figure out the origin of this joke, but to no avail. So, at long last, someone please explain to me what the deal is with Willy Aybar and why his name is in the subtitle of almost every thread in the sports folder. I was going to say exactly this.

But he's the best rapper alive! He says so!

I figured you'd have been all over this months ago, Bryan the Bud. That song blows so much ass. It's not fun-bad, it's just bad.

It was some kind of disciplinary action. That's all I know. I used to have the Observer which reported this, but I don't anymore.

Soon enough he switched to a black t-shirt and shorts while wrestling. I didn't much like his generic theme music, as I think it really would have gotten him over to just play guitar on the way down to the ring like he did at Beach Blast '93.

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That post always perplexed me. 8-year-old girls dating 18-year-old guys? That doesn't happen outside of the Middle East. Anyway, the ultimate in TSM rants:

This will no doubt delight the douchebag bros who sang "Date Rape" at karaoke every week in college. Fuckin' dreadful song.

I just remembered that I once started a thread about early 2004 one hit wonder Eamon and his hit "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)." I still have a little bit of affection for that song, awful as it was, but I'm not proud of posting about it here. I only ever really cared about it because I knew a dude named Eamon at the time. That guy, Eamon (the singer, not the guy I knew) used to claim his genre of music was called "ho-wop." HO-WOP! What's that?

Please do the Venis rant soon. It would be nice if you had his theme music playing in the background while reading it.

Evidence to the contrary from tonight's Raw thread: ...what? Don't bother looking up the post itself, hoping that the context of the prior posts will help things make sense. Everyone's just talking about the Edge/Cena match, and BANG our young Spaceman hits that outta nowhere. Usually I can make out what someone is trying to say, the general gist of their communication, no matter how poorly it's stated. But this? Reference to an anti-weed commercial.

Now Marv can confine all his posts to TCS and he'll never be banned.

No.

Rig the economy, eh?

Is your password still "password"?

This is like the third time you've claimed that Jingus wears sandals.

I don't know what that means, Marv.

TSM

I thought this update would be to alert us of Tay's impending side project with James Iha and the dude from Fountains of Wayne.

DUR DUR DIRTY HOMOS ALL GOT THE AIDS