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Venkman: Dr. V is a good guy and he has the implicit approval of Dave Meltzer, a man I respect and admire. Slayer makes false claims about my stealing other posters' gimmicks. Stephen wins. Kinetic: Both guys are great, but Kinetic posts better than anyone, anywhere, anytime. He's the man. KOAB: I like Agent, but KOAB just makes me laugh more. Will likely have an extended stay in jail or rehab soon so who knows about his prospects for the 2010 tournament? Treble: The further the guy who beat me can go in this tourney, the more validated I am as a poster. So it is written, and so it shall come to pass.

She has jabbed at me! You tell your BFF Leelee that I was a big fan of her work until she revealed her hatred of me a while back. Don't make me into the offending party!

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oh no gavin spears

I'm sorry EHME. I knew you'd be angry but it was Inc who suggested my initiation into the Super Secret Jerks. It sure made me feel like the prettiest girl at the promenade!

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I first read this as "Best place to buy buttocks."

I didn't start any actor's draft.

Sensei John Kreese is This thread fucking sucks. 1 minute ago - Comment

He's a mod! Part of a mod's job is reading every post that passes through these hallowed internet halls.

I think San Andreas outsold SMB3.

che v was a great username.

Barry Goldwater's on the right side of EVERY issue!

"Shifts" wasn't the right word. Matt Young said once that you were so dedicated that you would clear time in your schedule just to moderate.

This is really happening? Wasn't the second one supposed to be vastly inferior?

I loved GamePro when I was 10. Looking back, it wasn't great but it wasn't horrible either. Early GamePro was a total shill mag, but during the time I read it heavily, I think it was good. Now it's terrible. I try to convince myself it wasn't always bad. And I am convinced! Like cocaine, nostalgia's a helluva drug.

Also, Leena's vote shouldn't count. Why Czech still likes her when she hates him I'll never know. Perhaps the same could be asked of many great men throughout history.

Oh my God

If #16 defeated #1, wouldn't that be a story for the ages. And to think, I pushed so heavily for Kotz to be awarded a spot in the bracket. How ironic were that my own undoing!

I considered making "Does Kotzenjunge Lose?" after he got demodded back in spring '05. I opted against it, as his renown far exceeded mine at the time and it might have been a bump in the road in my quest to become board-popular. I know Pat took that stuff seriously, modding in shifts and all. That was both admirable and sad at the same time. Sadmirable, as it were. He was just the kind of professional mod Matt Young wanted, but I don't see the easygoing, drug-addled Kotz wearing a tie.

Well perhaps this was KRAYZIE TAWK because of course they're all dead! 1up Yours, my favorite, dead. Retronauts, good for a listen when it was about games I liked, dead. 1up FM, sometimes good, sometimes not. Dead!

Just because one rapster has the guts to Just Say No doesn't make him a dickhead.

Hey EHME, tell us about selling Chad Kroeger coke.

http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/ho...amp;newsLang=en Yeah, I saw this coming. I like 1up's podcasts. I hope they don't disappear. Sad day, ain't it?

I once pretended to be a fictitious girl named Miranda on AIM. She was a hot Juggalette. I almost gay-cybered with one of my friends, but I couldn't go through with it.