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Does Eugene's voice remind anyone else of David Arquette's heel promo after he turned on DDP? "Shaaaaaadap! I'm from Hollywoooooooood!"

OK, I just turned on Raw and people are playing musical chairs. What the hell?

I know that this going to sound really stupid, but I could swear I read somewhere that there was a rumor back in '99 that Mikey was going to be repackaged into a gimmick where he would dress up like a giant bottle of Surge (since WCW and Surge had that cross-promotional deal at the time). It sounds very far-fetched, but WCW did do a lot of weird stuff near the end.

Yeah, that was a great match. I think I have it on tape somewhere, but I'm not sure. I didn't like the ending, though.

You, Bertil Olsson, are a genius.

It got Clinton elected the first time. That, and Ross Perot being a grandstanding jackass. Well, Bush Sr REALLY didn't want to run (I firmly believe he had no desire to be President further). There wasn't the visceral hatred of the 1996 race or this race. -=Mike Visceral hatred? It always seemed to me that Clinton got along with Dole a lot better than some of his other adversaries.

I don't get it.

Who the hell gave you 8 million posts?

Now I'm sure it's Slaughter.

I bet it'll be Snuka. God, I hate Snuka.

Was this the "Conservative Mastermind" who was running for president? Or was this a different person? I've never seen someone get banned from this place on reputation alone. Damn.

That's what they said about the Wonder Swan, and the Sega Nomad, and the Neo Geo Lynx, and on and on. The Game Boy has been out for 15 years. If another company could have taken over the majority of the market, they would have done it by now. In case you've not noticed, Sony has their stuff together better than the others did. -=Mike Yes, but Sony has to realize that the handheld market is very different from the home console market. Right now it seems they're trying to cram a lot of technology into a very small device and not doing a very effective job of it. With the moving disc media, this thing is going to eat batteries faster than Michael Moore in front of a 20-piece KFC bucket. Plus, Sony doesn't exactly have a reputation for designing durable products. That might fly when you've got a stationary device which sits under the TV set all the time, but not with something which you can take with you. However, that might not be a problem, considering people from Sony have said that the PSP is going to be played mostly at home (?). Not only that, but all that technology is going to cost a lot. With Sony's recent financial troubles, they really aren't going to want to sell a new product at a big loss, especially when it comes from practically their only division which makes money. Not only that, but the idea of watching movies on it is pretty stupid, in my opinion. Arepeople going to want to buy a separate "UMD" version of a movie just so they can watch it on the go? Do people even want to watch movies on the go? Plus, the PSP is leaving a lot of people unimpressed, especially since VERY little is known about it: http://www.ipodlounge.com/articles_more.php?id=3924_0_8_0_C

How is Kerry not an "actual Catholic"? Just because one church wanted to deny him Communion doesn't mean he's lying about his religious beliefs.

Supposedly, the movie contains footage of a public beheading. I think that's a little more extreme than what they show on the news.

Actually, this guy seems to be very liberal. He wrote a very anti-Reagan piece a couple of weeks ago.

I'd go with Freddie Mercury. Innuendo was a really good album and it would be nice to still have Queen around.

For what it's worth, CNN just said that an Al Qaeda leader in Saudi Arabia has been killed.

What kind of pervert sets up a camera in the women's bathroom?

No Kane? Dammit.

Is Kane going to attack him on the stretcher?

Did his foot even hit the chair?

Way to shatter the illusion, man. This is like when I found out that there's no Santa Claus.

That's from his official site.

I don't remember Michael Moore being in Resident Evil.

I don't know about that. I think Clinton could have easily defeated Bush in 2000.