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Sorry to bump this old thread, but now it's been eleven years since "Mortal Monday". I figure with Acclaim's recent bankruptcy, we should take this time to pay respects to their greatest commercial peak. *plays world's smallest violin*

That movie looks like it's going to suck ass. Yeah, we get it, conservatives don't like Michael Moore. What else is new? Plus, it looks boring as hell. Zell Miller: "For him to say that there was no terrorist threat........Come on." Oooh, those are fighting words, Zell! Come on, challenge someone to a duel and make us laugh again. Plus, Ann Coulter is in it. That can't be good. Michael Moore Hates America, on the other hand, looks like it could be somewhat interesting.

Well if they bottled Meat Loaf in '88, then they're seriously fucked up. Meat Loaf fucking rules.

The House of the Dead.

V-Ice is a Republican? Damn, I think I'm going to cry.

Silly you. The media is 100 percent liberal.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/6678/chivalry.html Sounds like a good plan.

"Not only are you obsessed with asses, Rock, but I think you're obsessed with what comes out of them, and I'm talking about feeshees." Or something like that. And yes, he pronounced it "feeshees".

How exactly did Sensible Orton begin?

I bought Journey's Raised on Radio last week, and it's fucking awesome.

What's the address for this site?

Yes. He was brought in as a face, although it was hinted that he might be an nWo member.

Here's what I could find on the case. Keep in mind it might not all be true, but it should explain Kerry's side on this matter: http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?040510fa_fact1 And yes, indeed, the article says that according to reports, he did take part in a drug ring after he was released. It's not like Kerry could have known that. Sure the dude was a douchebag, but he didn't do the crime was convicted of. This should not be compared with Dukakis's treatment of Willie Horton.

The problem with that would be that they would have to get the rights to use the names of all the players who were in the game, and well as the rights to use the NBA and team names. That would end up costing an extremely large amount of money which probably couldn't be made up for in the profits from the game.

What the hell just happened?

The most ridiculous thing about that write-up about Nash restoring prestige to the WCW title was the fact that he had been the champion for less than 3 weeks before Fall Brawl.

And here comes Dick.

*BUMP* Zell's on right now, and boy does he seem pissed.

That has to be a joke.

Yes, hooray for those 600 former Acclaim employees who are now out-of-work... They made shitty games. Who's fault is that? -=Mike The executives who pushed them to complete games within a 6 to 8 month time frame.

The Democrats who compared Bush to Hitler were a bunch of douchebags on a website. The Republican who compared Bush to Churchill was Rudy Giuliani, one of the most visible members of the party. It's not quite the same.

I can just imagine... "If you loved Mr. Nanny, you'll love the newest reality show on VH1...." (2 weeks later) "VH1 network is canceled due to poor ratings, coincidentally starting to crash when a new show featuring Hulk Hogan began airing" No, that was a real show.

Will this be before or after Jenna Jameson comes in as Val Venis's valet?

I read that it was reported that Dre was with P. Diddy at the convention filming a documentary, not performing.

Pirates of Silicon Valley was awesome.