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*raises hand*

I picked up the bass this past December. As I spend almost all of my time up at school and I didn't bother to bring it with me I hardly ever play it. But I am able to play two songs - Meat Loaf's "Rock & Roll Dreams Come Through" and the Strike Force theme from Piledriver: The Wrestling Album II, "Girls in Cars". Oh, also I can play Marilyn Manson's version of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" but that doesn't count since the bassline consists of all of three notes.

No, you don't get suspended for that.

Well I suppose I could add a couple of more things. Matt Cappotelli is still undergoing chemo. Jerry Lawler can't say "puppies" anymore but that was on JR's blog so some of you probably already know that. Uh, that's about all.

Wrestlemania is set to do around a $6 million gate. Mayweather is being trained by Matt Sydal. People who know why Jeff Hardy failed his drug test blame the failure on "immaturity". I didn't know immaturity was a drug! Also, apparently his friends aren't too worried about him, and Dave suspects that it might not be the same issues that have plagued him in the past. Dave also points out that it isn't known how WWE will react to this when Hardy comes back because they don't seem to lose trust in dudes after they fail steroid tests but recreational drug users are seen differently. The Rumble did 534,000 buys worldwide (336,000 domestic). Since next year's WM will be in Houston, Dave thinks it would be a good time to put Austin, the Von Erichs and the Funks in the HOF. WWE wants over 1.2 million buys for WM. DVD sales!: Rey: 143K Cena: 211K HBK: 188K So, Rey had bicep surgery done by Dr. David Chao, team physician for the San Diego Chargers. Makes sense, right? Well it makes less sense when you consider that Chao was sued 18 times between '98 and '05! Ouch! Rey went to Chao because he's near home and he wanted a quick fix that would allow him to come back quick, but WWE would rather have their guys go to James Andrews since he's seen as the best and he doesn't do "miracle" surgery. Don't just say thanks, comment on the news! Subscribe at wrestlingobserver.com! Sorry about the joke in the Jeff Hardy item, Enigma

I can't believe that alkeiper is so misogynistic that he can't bring himself to say the name of the female who is slandering him. That he would strip that woman of her name, referring only to "her." You sexist pig.

This one comes from the month of May 2007. TSMpedia creator Sensei John Kreese logged onto forums.thesmartmarks.com when he was greeted with a new message from a gentleman calling himself "Smarkipedia". Well, I didn't ask for someone to appropriate the site's content but it's not like I really ca- Wait a minute. Holy shit. What amazing things have appeared in YOUR PM box?

Or like Happy Days without Richie. Or Laverne and Shirley without Shirley. Or Valerie without Valerie! Well, they changed the name on that one, but you get the idea.

So I was just reading perezhilton.com (I can't fucking stand that dude but it is a good gossip source) and what do I read: "3) Which recently-charted newcomer, whose big pay day came through song placement in a major national TV ad, is already denying autograph seekers? ... 3. Sara Bareilles" Well that ruins it. She may have melted your ice-cold heart, Czech. But it looks she's got one of her own.

Oh I forgot about the first post I made up there. I was just responding to redbaron's broken video tags. I hope people don't get the impression that I spent 36 minutes in a futile attempt to post videos.

In both posts I was testing the video tags. I then edited them because I didn't want to look stupid.

Well, rest assured, I had positive contributions to make to this thread!

Oh screw this. How the FUCK do you embed a video now?

tags don't seem to work anymore, dude. It looks like you have to do all sorts of wacky HTML shit to post video now. Thanks a lot, The McKenzie Group!

Dan, I'm sorry. But after three months of this woman I never want to hear "I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG..." again. It's too much already. And this song is a hit on the "Adult top 40" charts which means it's NOT going away. We're gonna be hearing "Love Song" in chick flick movie trailers for years to come. Look, I can't deny that there is something positively alluring about Sara and her big nose. But enough with that song, please.

I checked out Zac Allen's MySpace once and he's apparently doing some new, pop-punk-ish material. I was at first impressed with his ability to sing in the high-pitched emo style until I realized that he was able to do so because his voice had not yet deepened. This made me doubt his punk authenticity.

All of Everclear's songs sound the same.

Oh well.

You're two years older than I am and started 4th grade two years later? Did you sit out an olympiad due to tuberculosis or something? If this is correct, it would mean he entered 4th grade (or as they say in Canada "Grade 4") at 13. CG got left back 4 times before hitting his teens?

There was a thread here called "Czech already did it", but now it's gone. This upsets me because I was going to make a post saying "Czech didn't already do this:" and then there was going to be a Blingee picture I made of Michael Bolton. I want to know who deleted it.

I think this is pretty much it. Ole was a booker at the time but they wanted to have all the original Horsemen appear at Slamboree so he made an appearance there. Of course they couldn't meet Tully's demands making the whole thing for naught. I don't know if Tully wanted a regular spot on the roster at that point (I know he did when he appeared at Slamboree the next year which is why he refused to job to Funk when they didn't give him a contract), but it would have been fun to see a Blonds-Tully/Arn feud. But the point is, after Slamboree, there wasn't much reason for Ole to have an on-camera role. I suppose he could have appeared on TV in a managerial role but that kind of deal only works with heels. I know I would never cheer for Ole Anderson. That dude's mean.

Hey, sometimes you just remember things. I watched Starrcade '95 when I was 10 and I can very clearly remember it was on a Wednesday. It was also during Christmas break so I was able to stay up until 11 watching it. Good times.

Is "Let's Get High" the one where it's like "Hello, my name is Dre. Can I blaze some chronic with you?" "NIGGA WHAT?? FO SHO!"? God I hate hip-hop skits. Especially on 2001 where there's about .0001 seconds between the intro and the first song so it's like "whatupdoctordreTHINGS JUST AIN'T THE SAME FOR GANGSTAS". Leave at least a second or two there for a smooth transition!

RAVISHING! RAVISHING! OH OH OH OH ALL RIGHT WE'LL BE RAVISHING EACH OTHER 'TIL THE END OF THIS ENDLESS NIGHT The idea of that song becoming a wrestling Saturday morning cartoon theme is still so strange to me.

Hey Kinetic, I loved, LOVED, LOVED that video, man! It really tickled my funnybone! Just one problem, though. Where was my "Bob Barron Marvin" picture? It totally would have worked perfectly! But whatever, dude. It still rocked. HARD!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: AWESOME DUDE! TOTALLY DUDICAL! Kreese