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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

I'm sure if "November Rain" had come out in 1995 and been sung by a group of metrosexuals over a thumping techno beat Czech would be all over it.

Well, we get it Czech. You don't like Guns N' Roses, and you think of them as just another hair-metal band, and that's fine. But there was a time when they were monumentally popular, and unlike bands like Poison and Warrant that you would view as their contemporaries, they were never reduced to playing the county fair while their new album debuted in the low hundreds on the Billboard chart. They became inactive at a time when they still had a very large fanbase. And Axl Rose, probably one of the top ten biggest stars in music in the early 1990s, completely disappeared. He wasn't seen in public for six years. That's bound to arouse some sort of curiosity. So around the late 90s, you began to see all sorts of "hey, whatever happened to Axl Rose?" articles in the music press because people of that stature usually just don't disappear. Nor is it all that common for a band so popular to have all but one member leave and continue on, especially in a band where the lead singer wasn't the only one with a high profile. The curiosity over the album itself is mainly because of the fact that it's been so long in the making, but I too don't understand why its such a hot topic when half the album is all over the 'net.

All recent reports say that it'll be 13 tracks.

Also, the people who say "this album will have to be the best ever to make any money" make me laugh, as though the real creative, best album of the year-type stuff is what makes money. I mean, the last Nickelback album sold 6.5 million in the US alone. The real question is will Chinese Democracy produce any singles that are lightweight and middle-of-the-road enough to cross over onto top 40 radio? That's the only way it will recoup those costs.

I knew you'd be making an "UGH, WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC I DON'T LIKE?" post in this thread soon enough.

Reagan didn't run against Dukakis.

The leaks sure sound like finished product considering the loads and loads of post-production done on them. I don't know why anyone would think the Sebastian Bach songs are better than the new GNR songs. Axl's new stuff at least has an interesting sound to it. Bach's stuff is just generic 80s-sounding ass-rock, Skid Row without any catchy hooks.

Milky Czech

When I was a cat, my cat ate my headphones wire. It was awesome.

How do you know he didn't write them? This guys has years worth of newsletters with his name on them expressing racist views, and we're supposed to believe that they don't represent his views at all?

Way to lie about your name on the internet for over seven years. I'll never trust you again, you tampon-munching deception monkey.

Milky - how could you not love him Venkman - I'm making it up to him for not knowing who he was during last year's tournament Kamala - No real reason why Slayer - Keep on making those bad jokes, doggy Czech - because it's him VX - because he knew Topanga Edwin - You know, I realize last round I should have voted for Edwin over Inc, because Edwin called "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" one of his favorite songs over ten minutes and Inc, I seem to remember, said he hated that song and to my knowledge has never said anything good about any Jim Steinman composition, including criticizing "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" when I started a thread about that song, so yeah I made the wrong choice last time Al - he didn't have to pay to become a mod

I didn't know Mole and Kotz were dating.

The Substitute was clearly the best. "It's about time you boys started hitting the books," and then he throws a book at them! Ha!

I have to say, EHME's stock is rising with his combination of all the best elements of Banders, Hotbutter and Eddie Winslow.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3165391

OH THANKS FRANCHISE FOR FUCKING MY POST UP, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD. THANKS A FUCKING LOT

Has a picture in his sig which I can't see (I only know what it is supposed from viewing the page source0 , and which is now irrelevant since Eternal Champions has been on the Virtual Console for weeks now.

No, it was just a stupid TGIF show. I like to glorify shit from my childhood as much as more than most people, but let's not get carried away with fuckin' Boy Meets World here. It's as bad as people saying the same thing about Full House or Saved by the Bell. I probably only watched about half or a third as many episodes of it as I thought I did, too. OH MAN......... when people misjudge the quality of entertainment, it's not just wrong. It's downright offensive. I know good television and Boy Meets World is NOT GOOD TELEVISION it just makes me .....SO MAD..........

Does the time I had a dream about Patrick "Kotzenjunge" Spoon coming into my room at night and making out with my (male) roommate count as an awkward moment involving roommates?

Indiana Basil Silt Milky - There's no stopping him Agent - For doing drugs and "viciously" moderating Venkman - He's been published on wrestlingobsever.com, so I know Dave would vote for him Matt Young - KKK beat me last year and I hold a grudge Help I'm A Rock NYU - I've always been a fan 909 - KOAB's "drunken ramblings" gimmick wears thin at times Slayer - Even though he still hasn't given up on the Kreese = Inc stuff Treble - A penny means NONE for you, Mole! Culture Beat Czech - He's been going through a tough couple of weeks, what with the chance of a Barry Obama presidency, he needs support in these trying times Kinetic - I'd like to help him pursue perfection Vitamin X - I know who Ashley Tisdale would vote for Barron - He's Bob freakin' Barron Powderfinger Kreese - I don't like my chances Inc - My hero Al Keiper - For being a northeastern PA'er Smues - Leave Leena alone!

Wow, Lushus is pitching a shutout.

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"I wash mah-self with a rag on a stick."