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Censor dude was early.

"We haven't actually seen this fued in 5 years" Same Big Show theme, though.

Well they could have made it Trevor vs. David...

It's obvious based on the commentary who the commentators were told to put over here.

Kurt Angle is mutating into a shorter, thinner Tor Johnson.

Jackie was booted out of the Lucky Sperm Club I think.

He can walk out of tune with his music. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can wear the same exact outfits EVERY single week, including back to back days. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What happened to the 200 pairs of fruity short tights he bought?

That fist drop named after a masturbation euphemism.

Styles points out Cena's lack of submissions, awesome.

What would be even better? JUMPING BOMB ANGELS run in. ...get me?

Why is Torrie back?

People tap out to impact finishers now?

Masters thinking he has a chance in hell makes me laugh. Then it briefly terrifies me.

Karen must have taken Kurt's penis for alimony.

And Chad throws a stiffer punch than 99% of the roster.

Duh.

Source: CNN Netscape States Ranked: Smart to Dumb The smartest state is Vermont. The dumbest is Arizona. These are the 2005-2006 findings of the Education State Rankings, a survey by Morgan Quitno Press of hundreds of public school systems in all 50 states. States were graded on 21 factors, including student achievement and attendance, positive outcomes, strong student-teacher relationships and school district efficiency. Other factors are the number of high school graduates, reading, writing and math proficiency, percent of school-age kids in public schools, high school drop out rates, student-teacher ratios and class size. "The Smartest State Award recognizes those states that are committed to students and teachers, emphasize excellence in the classroom and ensure that public elementary and secondary schools are efficiently-run," said Scott Morgan, president of Morgan Quitno Press. "Vermont shines in many key areas of education. A high percentage of its students excel in reading, writing and math. In addition, schools in Vermont have smaller class sizes and lower pupil-teacher ratios than in most other states." They're doing something right in New England. Massachusetts was designated the smartest state by Morgan Quitno Press the previous two years, and New England states dominate four of the five top slots this year. The losers are Arizona, Mississippi, New Mexico, Nevada, California, Louisiana, Alaska, Alabama, Hawaii and Tennessee. How does YOUR state rank? 1. Vermont 2. Connecticut 3. Massachusetts 4. New Jersey 5. Maine 6. Minnesota 7. Virginia 8. Wisconsin 9. Montana 10. New York 11. Pennsylvania 12. Nebraska 13. Kansas 14. Iowa 15. New Hampshire 16. Rhode Island 17. Wyoming 18. South Dakota 19. Maryland 20. North Dakota 21. Missouri 22. North Carolina 23. Colorado 24. Texas 25. Delaware 26. Indiana 27. Michigan 28. Idaho 29. South Carolina 30. Washington 31. Ohio 32. Illinois 33. Utah 34. West Virginia 35. Kentucky 36. Florida 37. Arkansas 38. Oregon 39. Oklahoma 40. Georgia 41. Tennessee 42. Hawaii 43. Alabama 44. Alaska 45. Louisiana 46. California 47. Nevada 48. New Mexico 49. Mississippi 50. Arizona

There's only 2, maybe 3 that anyone remembers, though. Ayami Kojima keeps screwing with their hair colors.

There were 3 regular GB CV games. Castlevania Legends, Adventure, and (Adventure) II: Belmont's Revenge. You're thinking of Castlevania Legends, the one starring Sonia Belmont. It was actually released after SotN, but struck from canon by Iga. She was originally supposed to be the first Drac-battling Belmont. Instead of subweapons Sonia has magic spells...that aren't terribly useful. It's not awful but it's not that good either. It's pretty much just a game to get if you're a CV nut. Castlevania Adventure and Castlevania II Belmont's Revenge both star Christopher Belmont (CV2's title is misleading tho). The 2nd game is still pretty good for an old school CV game, though. "2 for NES was always frustrating as a kid. I never knew what to do." Those damn villagers can really confuse the hell out anyone.

This game (Curse of Darkness) manages to be incredibly cool in some aspects, and horribly lame in plenty of others. I just kicked Trevor's ass...and took his curry. Then he cuts himself and bleeds so I can continue my quest. ...no, I'm not kidding. Castlevania Adventure on Game Boy makes me appreciate the controls of NES Castlevania much more.

Is it true you can't even SEE what their OVRL is until *after* the match?

yes! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, you have a huge room full of arcade machines...

It was a bad idea when Nintendo did it. It's even worse for a handheld that costs 3x as much.

I am planning on it but I didn't get to cash my paycheck yet...and tomorrow is the worst possible day to shop in the US.

Another take on the Castlevania storyline, different from the Japanese-rooted chronology of the Dungeon: http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/davros/57/ctime1.html