AndrewTS

Why, that match was booked to build that Playboy angle, despite the fact that neither Jackie or Stacy are the ones who posed. It must be driven into the heads of the fans like a railroad spike that the women want nothing more in life but be photographed nude and airbrushed like hell for pictures for perverts to pull their puds over. That's far more important than putting a man on the card that the fans might care about. By the way, what the fuck is Stacy on TV for anyway? She's no longer Test or Steiner's valet, she's not a manager at all or a wrestler, so what the hell is her job exactly?

Might as well. Not only would this show be filled with bad wrestling--but worse..."sports entertainment" written by men geared towards men. Ouch.

Dunno. I heard that it was going to be pushed back to Octember or whenever to coincide with the PS2 release. However, with this recent development I would think soon. The game itself has next to little or no Japanese text, and probably the translation was completed last year when it was supposed to come out. I don't get why they'd wait so long on it though. Supposedly King of Fighters EX2 for GBA is coming out any day now, so maybe they're finally getting around to releasing stuff. EX2 has been sitting over in Japan for over a year now. Ack-Lame was supposed to be publishing it, but that deal fell through. If you really want Metal Slug Advance, I'd say screw the waiting time and import the SOB yourself. The GBA has no territorial lockout.

*begins quest for flip-top cover and import Metal Slug 3 for PS2.* BTW, Ced, that sig banner is delightfully creepy.

I want to see this happen, just for the hilariously bad matches and angles we'd get.

What, like that's exclusive to the women? Take a look at "future main event superstars" Batista and Orton.

Yeah, NOW you are.

Why does Orton have a Goldberg tattoo on his left arm?

So, why is Austin here? Is this supposed to get Orton heat?

*crowd is quiet except for random shouts for Shawn* Oh, there's some "WHOOO!"s for the chops.

Well, Kane DID destroy his leg beforehand, but little things like logic and plot don't mean much to this board. *hands you a bigger shovel*

Did they say "first Mexican WWE Champion?" Uh...no...

*Stabs his Torrie voodoo doll*

The things that looked like Roadkilled sheep singing? Yeah.

Damn, Austin is a slow walker.

I think that was the point. He's a hypocrite who claims to be the best, but acts like a pussy and bullies Spike. Maybe that was too subtle for the board. It doesnt' work when the face announcer is blowjobbing him.

Man, the fightingest champion he sure is. Spike Dudley in a non-title match.

Was that stated towards me? Thanks. No, towards Trips.

It's getting deep in here. OH BOY! A CONTRACT SIGNING! FUCK, HOW EXCITING!!!

*doesn't care*

No trap door? Taker's EVIL POWER makes us go to commercial.

Maybe when Taker comes back, HBK will taunt him. "Jesus only took 3 days to resurrect, and it took you months?! Wussy evil power."

"Here comes the Brock Lesnar wannabe!" HAHAHA!

Yeah! Christian with Yoko-bashing.

They should have a constant on-screen ticker to show the WWE stock plummeting as the show progresses.