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True, but compared to how she worked before, she's no worse. I think deadbeater pointed out how the girls were looking more sloppy lately because they're not used to dealing with or wrestling against high-flying styles. Gail sucked anyway, but her opponents didn't know quite how to deal with the huge change from the usual style of match they wrestle. Others pointed out in the Raw rematch Lita looked a little better overall, but has switched to a more ground-based style, adopting a DDT, powerbomb, and apparently shying away from the high-flying stuff. Plus, when she's in the ring with Molly and Gail, she looks like a hossette (filly? mare?) and is better able to perform those moves than moves where her opponent would have to be able to catch her as she "performs" the move. Hmm--Goldberg ripping off a TNA move--intentional? "After that sledgehammer shot, if Triple H crawled over for the pinfall attempt, everyone would have been on the edge of their seats and would have ERUPTED when Goldberg kicked out. Instead, they were apathetic when Goldberg finally unseated Triple H for the title because they didn’t think it would happen then." Yeah--wonder who booked such a dumb finish? The sledgehammer shot is THE ultimate finish, so maybe HHH could have slowly gotten to make the pin, narrow kick out, and a pissed off and bleeding (I get the impression he didn't blade from the shot--WTF?!) Goldberg would shake the cobwebs out, make the superman comeback, Spear, Jackhammer, 1-2-3 new champ, gooodnight everybody! I thought they had some smart guys like Ace and Patterson to book the finishes? That would have been much cooler. By the way, which is the "correct" leg for the Figure 4?

Okay...um...but those don't count--considering the money it would cost to import an old arcade machine, and all PSX Capcom "vs." titles absolutely suck.

I'm surprised they haven't thought of that. Rock acting like a rich, arrogant, stuck-up prick is a substantial factor in how he got over in the first place. Plus there was the irony of, despite getting his big chance because of his background, Rock declared himself "People's Champion." Of course, he told the fans that so many times they eventually bought into it. Kudos...yet another good idea the WWE isn't going to use, since they have to make us think Randy is an incredible athlete and give him verbal BJs for how high he jumps on a back body drop.

Yup. Except for severe styles clashing, it takes some real suckage to have a bad match with Chris Jericho. I thought just Maven was going to join Evolution?

I don't know--it is really any worse than the Bear Hug?

...and the "undisclosed medical facility"...in Harrisburg, PA. ...and Test threatening to sue for breach of contract on a stipulation that can't hold up in court. ...and Austin apparently now able to attack Bischoff without being physically provoked (they MAY mention it next week, but not f'n likely). ...and Coach and Al apparently being incapable of sticking to heel roles and periodically marking over faces. ...and the production screw up (Camera 6, you're worst case scenario!). I swear, Ed Wood could be resurrected from the dead, write, direct, and produce Raw and you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference (except for the debut of Angora-Train, of course). Still, better Raw than usual. That is, not good, but for a Raw it was watchable.

They're beginning the "Smackdown your Vote" thing. Remember, Vince votes Republican. He wants you too as well.

At least none of them got their prostetics used as weapons. THAT would have been definite exploitation.

Ever notice each time we get RVD/Jericho, it gets worse? Starting with the Unforgiven 2001 match, then the inferior KotR 02 match, it seems each encounter has gotten lower in quality. I'm thinking "the Mullets" was prophetic and we'll get Duds/La Res duds until Mania or longer. Don't forget Bischoff/Austin, that feud goes on and on and on and on...even though Austin shouldn't be allowed to attack Bisch unprovoked, he did it at the end of Raw.

Yup--and to clarify, Nori's only in the Japanese Saturn version--you need a RAM cart/converter to play. One of the wackiest fighting game characters ever. One of his kicks involve him slipping on a banana peel, and he also does the immortal "windmill wuss punch" (Andy Kaufman tried it on Lawler). Chop Chop Master Onion cracked me up, from his first rapping lesson to his Unjammer return. B.B.'s hilarious. The ending drawn in storybook form, and the super where she remembers her grandmother, then while crying stabs you, smacks the crap out of you, presses you over her head, and slams you into the giant puddle of tears she made--wacky stuff. The exploding apple kinda pales compared to that, but still cool. And her fierce attack is an UZI!!

"While I don't agree with Sakura I don't remember Sakura being rude or high and mighty in the SCII thread." Yeah, I agree. Not in the SCII thread. *rimshot* I've said it before--the GC controller isn't a fighting pad. If you have to get the GC version, then they have controller adapters for PS2 controllers. Although you'd have to buy the controller if you don't already have a PS2.

I might be upset if I gave a shit about Jericho anymore.

And gets you laid, can't forget about the other commercial. Ah yes...so it's kind of an "either/or" situation I guess. Hmmm it's a chance I'm willing to take. And makes you cut crappy promos. SCARY GIANT FACE AT THE ENTRANCEWAY!!

That booktoothed jackass Kevin Dunn isn't doing it anymore--the one thing he's actually good for...

Bisch has heartburn.

If Maven turns, they gotta change that catchphrase... "When you're lying in your hospital bed, you'll realize Evolution is across the hall...getting blown by Torrie."

Oh, so Vince is motivating young people to vote (Republican).

I think in honor of the troops, HBK should come out here and let them kick his ass.

Heel Turn coming..?

Super Jobbers!

Yeah! NO GRENIER!! DDP TAPED RIBS!

Raw's been decent, and that last segment was funny, so I'm okay with it.

Needs more bedpan.

Uh... Scott needs to "carry his bags."

Steiner is Test's white man slave and love slave!