HHH's scenes from Blade III:
HHH: All right Blade. I am going to drain every last drop of blood from your body. I am vampire, and vampires, we thrive on blood. I am going to sink my fangs into you and drain....
[blade goes for a coffee, come back five minutes later.]
HHH: ...and when I am done, there will be no blood left in you. None. Because I am a vampire, and we feed on blood. That's why I am going to drain...
[blade's cell phone rings]
Blade: Excuse me. [steps outside to take call]
[10 minutes later, Blade comes back]
HHH: Blood, Blade. It's running through your veins. But when I get through with you, you won't have a drop...
Blade: Oh, fuck this.
[decipitates HHH while all the Smarks stand up and cheer]
I nearly choked on Kool Aid reading that.