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And Then There Were Five Last week’s ECW proved to be a whirlwind of announcements, upsets, and explosive interruptions. At the top of the broadcast, ECW General Manager Armando Estrada announced a Singapore Cane Match for One Night Stand, pitting former ECW Champions John Morrison, CM Punk, Chavo Guerrero and Tommy Dreamer against each other. During a pay-per-view preview Tag Team Match involving the four Superstars, former ECW Champion Big Show suddenly smashed his way through the four Superstars and into One Night Stand. Will Big Show create more havoc in the Land of The Extreme leading up to Out Night Stand? Colin Delaney earned his second victory, with the help of his tag team partner Kelly Kelly. But, his luck ran out at the bell when Estrada reemerged to give the newest ECW Superstar his second consecutive extreme beat down. Will Delaney have the inner strength to continue? How many of Estrada’s attacks will he have to endure? WWE Tag Team Champion The Miz set out to show that even though he was not a former ECW Champion, he was still a force to be reckoned with when he defeated ECW Champion Kane by disqualification. What affect will this have on the Big Red Machine? Find out on ECW on Sci.Fi, Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

You mean the "I didn't catch your gnome..name..you're a midget" line? I thought it was hilarious. Nothing beats the "cross the t's and dot the uh.......lower case j's line from Wayne's World 2.

It's not bush league if they actually do it. However, they had their chance in 1997, and they failed on every level. Until someone actually gets a million, I have no reason to see this as a good move, a move to get ratings, or anything else. And wrestling is a work, so people are expecting a swerve to get someone heat. I don't know why pepole think they're giving away $1M a week. It's $1M in sum.

That was the most useless use of CGI ever. They couldn't get real prarie dogs for the shot?

*Checks will not be honored.

Sydney Pollak anyone?

The whole roster's out and I couldn't even have a Val Venus sighting

I wish they had Jericho break the hold at 9 and get the cheap win like I aways do in SD vs. Raw.

If they would garuntee Jeff and Umaga would wrestle at the San Diego Zoo, they'd have my $40.

Way to focus in on the I Hate Obama sign.

Now it's an EPIC announcement. I still get the Pirate song from Lazytown every time Burchill is on the air.

The marks really love them some glow sticks.

I don't know why I would have been paying attention to this, but at the Raws I've been too it always seemed like the announcers took a break during commercials.

If your not that big an Indy fan, I wouldn't pay $9 to see it.

The Russian Communist Party is not happy with the film

Does ESPN2 really need to be covering the Indy 500 Parade right now?

Olberman always comes across as a douche, but if you bother to listen to his argument, he hit it out of the ballpark this time.

Olberman is a smug asshole, but he's really the only liberal with a regular timeslot on cable so I feel obligated to watch. He's a bastard, but he's my bastard damn it.

Another reason I love Canadian crowds. I hate going to shows and usually being the only one to do it and looking like an ass.

Guessed I missed it those past zillion times.... I guess I did too. I've never heard of that rule either. I never heard that specific policy either, but you could always tell what body type Vince has always been looking for.

From the Observer site. Major shake-ups usually make for interesting television. This plus the elemination of Heat should mean some major talent cuts.

I just got back from seeing it. I was very entertained, but still not quite good enough to justify making another sequel 19 years latter. LaBeouf was great in his role, but I really hope the franchise is dead after this. It would never be the same w/o Harrison Ford. Cate Blanchette was super hot in her role and probably became my favriot Indiana Jones villian. I really enjoyed the whole early Cold War motif, probably b/c I find it the most interesting era in history. The CGI wasn't too bad, espcially based on most recent summer blockbusters, it was refreshing to see a lot of real stunts. I sort of liked that this flim had a bigger Sci-Fi element, just b/c that's my personal tast in movies. Overall, 8/10.

OMG SOMEONE IS WRITING A BOOK ABOUT A MURDER AND PROFITING OFF OF IT!!!!!!!!!!! SOCIETY HAS HIT A NEW LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, pepole are interested in tradegy and horific events. If you don't like it, then also condemn the entire true crime and the majority of books in a history section of any given book store. This one actually seems to shed a new light on the situation. I don't know how well researched it actually is, but I find it much easier to believe Benoit had a long standing mean streak and/or severe mental problemes as oppossed to just being a great guy who snapped due to roid rage and the pressures of the biz. I really idolized the guy, (I compared the situation to my non-wrestling friends to LeBron James killing his baby-mama and kids) but the more that comes out, the more it seems like he has been a very violent and distured person for a long time. This sounds like a must read to me.

When well we ever see Val Venis again?