The Amazing Rando

This is what Hogan dreams about... except it's in the main event of Wrestlemania and the entire crowd is other Hogans.

Who knew the orange color on Hogan weighed like 80 pounds.

Hogan will legdrop the fake Hogan to protect Orton.

Orton just said "This Sunday" 5 times in 12 seconds.

Same old tired act? How long did his dad wear a cast again?

dammit...I thought he was going to say "Sensible"

Blowing 113,000 people right now. I'll never watch another CM Punk match ever again. My girlfriend just sucked 113,000 dicks! ...in a row?

What is Jeff Hardy going to think?!

new Carlito shirt?

Remember when Foley "said" I quit... that match was crazy, and I don't see Flair and Foley topping it.

I like how they put "The Undefeated" in Umaga's pre-match screens.

"Bring Back Gangrel" sign

Lita can be their manager.

And somehow it's SEVEN guys...

JR: WHAT IS CENA DOING HERE! Cena: My name is Johnathan Cena, you slapped my father, prepare to job. Edge: What? Cena: My name is Johnathan Cena, you slapped my father, prepare to job. Edge: Are you trying to be Randy Orton now? Cena: My name is Johnathan Cena, you slapped my father, prepare to job. Edge: STOP SAYING THAT?!

Vince: We have unlimited resources! We have every wrestler! We have the police! We have the national guard! We have-- HHH: I fucked your daughter. Vince: You win.

The who?? Oh, tag teams...right. Sad to see the two main tag teams on Raw's gimmicks involve them saying their names.

I spotted someone in the crowd wearing one and Shawn threw the shirt out. And someone is sounding the air horn. MIKEY~! wait...no...

Giant Pyro Fire~! They can't let TNA get the jump on them.

Candice shows her workrate by standing there and rubbing her breasts. That puts her about one or two rungs below Naked Mideon.

They should make it an Inferno match with super soakers as the only legal weapons.

Six chapters? Is he a children's author?

His dad moved with the slap. Horrible use of the slo-mo.

They'll have some random Mexican come in with a Black Tiger mask and have Rey thinks it's Eddy because of some odd supernatural paranoia. The other guy will simply shake his head (without speaking) and try to use Rey to get to the top of fed, even with EVERYONE telling him that's he's lost his fucking mind.

They have video of weapons possessions (Pillman), Sexual Assault (Bischoff, for one), Confessed Hit and Run (Rikishi), Kidnapping (numerous), theft (again, numerous)...and much more. Who cares about a little B&E?