The Amazing Rando

YEAH MICK! GET HARDCORE!

When my carribbean maid cleans my house, she has to listen to Journey.

Carlito needs to just hit Orton with a legdrop...that'll keep him down for a few minutes easy.

What about #3? See above a few posts. The second one died when he got trampled by an elephant on television while dressed as a giant peanut. "A little song, a little dance, a LITTLE DESTRUCTITY IN YOUR PANTS~!!

No, that was the ninth Ultimate Warrior. Numbers 4 through 8 all died when their trailer caught fire.

Better ratings.

I bet theres a huge prop storage closet at WWE HQ, and I bet its in there somewhere. Nah, it's not at HQ...Edge is fucking it. *sudden image of Edge in bed and a mechanical "Oh yeah baby do it again" coming out from under the covers* God that's horrible. I doubt Edge could bag Linda. OK I was wrong. THAT's horrible. I need to go pour bleach directly onto my brain now. That's how one of the Von Erich's and the third Ultimate Warrior both died.

It should come with a pair of scissors autographed by Sid

I bet theres a huge prop storage closet at WWE HQ, and I bet its in there somewhere. Nah, it's not at HQ...Edge is fucking it. *sudden image of Edge in bed and a mechanical "Oh yeah baby do it again" coming out from under the covers* God that's horrible. I doubt Edge could bag Linda.

This is the movie that needs Kane cutting out people's eyes...the viewers.

I bet theres a huge prop storage closet at WWE HQ, and I bet its in there somewhere. Nah, it's not at HQ...Edge is fucking it.

Sponge Bob Edgepants Whhhhhhhhoooooooo fucks a vagina that's deep as the sea? Long hair, a bad spear, and horse teeth has he! "If a red diseased coochie is worth the ritthk..then you'll see your dick flop out with a cyst!"

That's what I was thinking. Falir gae Melina a ride on old Space Mountain, and now she's with him. Would that make Nitro the Teacup Ride? Jungle Cruise.

Sponge Bob Edgepants Whhhhhhhhoooooooo fucks a vagina that's deep as the sea?

Normal person without a limp. Dr. Dre

It is certainly more appealing than the Harlem Degenerates defeating the Stamford Generals again and again and again.

A person wasn't thrown in the water in '97. A mannequin was tossed off the bridge. Well, it looked better then edge being thrown into 4 feet of water So, a mannequin acts better than Edge? No, Torrie Wilson's acting is WAY worse than Edge's.

"Hi Mom! I wrote this!" *waves*

They are John Cena and Edge...they are feuding over the WWE Championship.

...It works for me.

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He suddenly starts teaming with Viscera for no reason, and can be seen the background of Viscera promos writing poetry about him, saying he's a "man on a mission" and he wants Visc to be his "king". Viscera thinks Jeff is just Lillian's whored out younger sister. Was this pun intended? Of course...and so is this one... Jeff Hardy can be the WWE's newest 'mo.

He has to count the ring posts to figure out what fed he is in.

He suddenly starts teaming with Viscera for no reason, and can be seen the background of Viscera promos writing poetry about him, saying he's a "man on a mission" and he wants Visc to be his "king". Viscera thinks Jeff is just Lillian's whored out younger sister.

Not if your idea of a spot is "a homeless guy for drugs"