The Amazing Rando

He left Lita in their car with the window open a crack.

All of my bye-weeks are officially covered. Now I have to pray for no injuries.

"If you're on a motherfucking plane, snakes riot"

Well it will be in Detroit.

Sorry, you aren't my type.

But JR thinks the members of Demolition were Paul Roma and Hercules.

Thus employing the classic "overbooked McMahon match" angle.

This match needs Chuck Norris roundhousing Double J.

Is there a casket involved somewhere too?

...all of the Smackdown roster... all 8 of them.

are you out of your mind?

It'll only be good if Kane comes out in black and green

The "I Quit" match running now could serve to kinda "show up" Hogan for being such a piece of shit worker, because Foley and Flair will probably put in a decent effort given the lead-in for it.

Him being dead is kinda holding him back, too. It's grandpa that's dead. I thought Jr. died. What the hell is wrong with me. (don't answer that) ...I blame Juvi.

Him being dead is kinda holding him back, too.

They are only doing BR because they think it is going to take off and they want to claim they offered it first on their gaming systems.

You shouldn't have done that...you know they are dsylexic over there.

The Tea Party - The Messenger I have absolutely no idea why I enjoy this song so much. I can't even remember who recommended it to me. The_Tea_Party___The_Messenger.mp3

I wanted two kickers and two D's... for when bye weeks come.

Don't knock my Shockey pick damn you. It wouldn't have been so bad, really, but I was not expecting to get the numero uno spot. ABSOLUTE ORIGINALS: QB Eli Manning (32) RB Joseph Addai (65) RB Laurence Maroney (96) WR Braylon Edwards (160) WR Mark Clayton (161) W/R Chris Brown (97) TE Jeremy Shockey (1) K Adam Vinatieri (33) DEF Baltimore (64) BENCH QB Steve McNair (128) RB Michael Pittman (dropped Jimmy Smith) WR Justin McCareins (193) TE Erron Kinney (192) K Jeff Reed (dropped Martin Gramatica) DEF New England (129) I am quite happy overall...and I hope my rookie running back force can step it up.

Jack Of(f) All Blacks?

The Kingsmen's album that featured "Louie, Louie" was called "The Kingsmen In Person"

...because a supernova is what you end up with "when a star dies". I think it IS Booster, because in the alternate timeline of the future where everything was changed with his going back in time (Think the Alterna-Biff version of Hill Valley in BTTF2), he was able to see what an ass he was after the events of the Crisis, and sets himself up to either a) save his own life or b) take over in his old spot with a new identity that does not have any of the bad connotations to it (since he is not exactly sure what having two Boosters in the same time period (and having them know about each other's existence) would do (same thing with Jennifer (young) seeing Jennifer (old) in 2015 of BTTF2.

He really looks like he should be playing back-up tambourine for Keith Partridge.