The Amazing Rando

Somewhere in a dark basement, a Randy Orton fan is crying herself to sleep. Only cause she wasn't the apple.

Oddly enough the gay junkie lost too.

Maybe he'll call Shelton Benjamin a "little monkey"

1945. Hitler vs. The Undertaker. FDR came out in a wheelchair after Churchill knocked out both men and made a fake count. Churchill was fired on the spot.

a quick google search shows that "White/Right" means "masturbates other"

AN EMMY REFERENCE? I am beginning to think JR is playing pop culture bingo with himself. If he mentions Gilmore Girls I'm going to hurt myself.

"What kind of name is Randall. I don't like the name Randall, the only people named Randall are sailors and faggots. From now on, you're Gomer Pyle."

Do not wish the Miz to be on TV more than he already is..... THEY'RE PAYING FOR IT, YOU EAT IT!!

It would be funnier if her tactics popped out and fell in someone's mouth.

My name is Randy Orton... Believe it or not, I shit in your bag I never thought I could feel so freeeeeee Pinching a loaf while I pose like a fag Oh who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just Meeeee... and my name is Randy Orton.

Yeah, since when do the wrestlers read WWE.com?

I really hoped the Boogeyman's head was under that sheet with him going "Cock-a-doodle doo, Vince!"

"Love Is A Force of Nature" ... starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Yeti Twist.

You mean a "Potential Herpes Match" \ That's a Lita on a Pole Match... and that Pole... Ivan Putski~

If Edge lost he was going to yell at Torrie Wilson and throw Kurt Angle off of a high structure. That high structure...off the shoulders of Jeff Hardy and RVD.

Wow, Edge is the master of Tables, Ladders, and Chairs so he should challenge Cena to a "I Can Fuck Lita On Anything You Can Find In An Old Garage" Match.

Dave Meltzer.

He'll probably "develop" a new finisher. Or maybe not. Chris Masters couldn't develop a roll of film at a Walmart.

He'll wear all camoflauge so that WE...CAN'T...SEE....HIM~!! LOL. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if we get a vignette soon of Edge walking through some trees and Cena attacking him out the bushes with the camo gear on. "I AM....THE STALKER...BARRY WIN..i mean...JOHN CENA"

WHO BETTAH THAN MONTAVIOUS~!

He'll wear all camoflauge so that WE...CAN'T...SEE....HIM~!! LOL.

Hey, Chris...just IN CASE Cena happens to walk by you on his way to the ring, impersonate Robert Reed for a few seconds and then get ready to come out. Grab your robe.

He looks like he should be playing face...but i can't place my finger on why...

It's The Masterpiece...Chris Waters!! (no offense)

Remember when Raven lost and got sent to Heat?