The Amazing Rando

"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?"

It's going to be the Austin, Rock, and the Women's HHH vs. the Savage, Rude, and Women's Shane Douglas of WWE 2006.

Damn...Murdoch took a BUUUMP

you'd be looking....

The Highlanders vs. Cade and Murdoch vs. Haas/Viscera The first tries to fuck sheep. The second tries to fuck their sisters. The third tries to fuck announcers.

Better watch what you are sayin' in these here parts...you might be branded a heathen and have stones cast upon you.

Slyvan Grenier was a ref once. One blow and he was done.

The security force sells better than Jackie Gayda.

Butterbean's gonna get WAXED

Funny, they don't look like women.

Bischoff Anyway, why in the world would Bischoff show up? DX needs to humiliate him... Vince: "Each...and every...one...of...you"

Yeah, because Shane Douglas is such a great legend. Just ask him and he'll tell you he is.

Big Show *is* Dennis Miller

"Are you trying to smell what Jeff Hardy was cooking? Does it smell like crack?"

Well, she is still staring at it. Now who do they get to be the straight man for the punchline? Possibly Cena, he seems to work well with her in backstage skits. I'd love to work with Maria backstage.

Maria looks like she's getting turned on.

Pillman/Liger on RAW!

Ref should have kept counting.

There went that back-selling clinic

"Is it true your client wishes to be known as T.K.?"

Jeff would get the munchies and eat them.

*backstage, Jeff watches a giant patch of grass (somewhere, RVD plots)* Maria: Jeff, what are you watching? Jeff: I'm watching Hulk Hogan and King Kong Bundy in a Cage from Wrestlemania II Maria: That match was horrible. (Jeff munches popcorn) Maria: Ooooh, popcorn! Go get 'em, Hulkster!

Sadly...Jeff really WAS watching the Press Conference from last week.

Jeff Hardy, Watching Paint BLAST HIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND~ WILLOW THE WHISP~~!!!11

I don't know where you come from...but Teddy Bear doesn't start with a "N".