The Amazing Rando

Nitro: "I am going to beat HHH worse than Stephanie does every night!" Nitro: "You suck more than Lita in a cheap Mexican restaurant!" And MSG loves THE CHAMP! Nitro: "What the hell is a 'Catch As Catch Can' match?"

Still unwashed.

Vince Russo should come back as an on-screen character...whose character is that he books all of Nitro's matches for him. He keeps putting him in weird, nonsensical gimmick matches and makes him read gibberish and pseudo-shoot comments off of giant cue cards.

How long until that ends up on YTMND? Man, the crowd is quiet for Nitro, aren't they? They must think it's 2000 again.

Bodies are Broken... Careers are ended in an instant... We here at WWE remind you to Please... Don't Remember This On Sunday.

Not only is the Six Man tag NOW... Edge gets first entrance. He could do the little interview after Orton and Nitro were in there.

2:1 odds that we will see that happen in the next two weeks. I demand royalties.

PILEDRIVER ON THE STEPS!

(During a Johnny Nitro match, Hardy comes out and starts painting. Nitro wins, and then starts badgering Hardy on mic as he walks up the ramp) Nitro: What the hell are you painting? Hardy: I'm painting a portait...of you. Nitro: Oh, i'll bet that's lovely. LET ME SEE IT! (Hardy makes one last brush stroke, holding his thumb out to Nitro, then spins the canvas around to show that it is actually blank) Nitro: Ha! You didn't even paint anything! Hardy: That's because you, Johnny Nitro, are NOTHING. (brawl ensues)

"THAT'S MY PAINTING, MAN!! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO GET SHANNON MOORE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!"

That is almost a Slingshot Inverted Brainbuster.

It's Six Man Tag night at the Garden, first 600 to enter the building get official Danny Davis cardboard masks.

"I"M ROBBY!" "I'M RODDY!" "I'M ROBBY!" "JACKASS!" "HERO!" "JACKASS!" "HERO!"

(moment of silence) "YEAH WOOOOOOO!!"

WGASA.

She was forced into it though... It's like holding a gun to someone's head and telling them you'll blow them away if they don't fuck you. Of course they'll consent, but that doesn't exactly make it consentual.

Vince hitting his breaking point will be truly wonderful television. And it *will* be on television.

I am... he's my freaking QB...in both leagues!

They haven't done a rape angle, but HHH did drug Stephanie and marry her without her actual consent. ..and in the end she still loved him.

She banged Lex Luger twice? How awful.

You know if he has a challenge next week he'll be doing everything short of shooting off a flare gun to make sure the officials see it.

NATAZU~!

It would actually be....odd... to see a group named "Weapons of Mass Destruction" claim a huge victory on 9/11. Somewhere, an FAO Schwartz decides to close early that day.

The second video ever on MTV was Pat Benetar's "You Better Run", which I only know because of VH1Classics. I didn't stick around to see what the other six or so hours they showed had in store.

does that mean Johnny Dangerous is/was the weight scale??